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Certif1ed

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Posted: December 05 2004 at 15:42

That smoking graphic just makes me...

Nice one, Reed!

/edit: Where did it go?

/edit 2: Right! Caught it!!

Edited by Certif1ed

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Posted: December 05 2004 at 14:31

I'd really like to find that camera too! Wink

Smile

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Posted: December 05 2004 at 09:54

Personally I would like my camera back. I keep checking ebay.uk just to see if someone in the Wolverhampton area puts it up for sale....

THIS IS ELP

James Lee

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Posted: December 04 2004 at 16:51

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Posted: December 04 2004 at 11:55

Hurt Me !!! Hurt Me !!!

gdub411

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Posted: December 04 2004 at 11:50

Velvetclown wrote:

I´ve been bad all year, so no gifts for me

Oh....you need a spanking!!

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Posted: December 04 2004 at 11:48

I´ve been bad all year, so no gifts for me

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Posted: December 03 2004 at 15:28

Heh, I've already gone through THREE of those. They need to build some that are more...uh....durable.

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Posted: December 03 2004 at 11:23

gdub411 wrote:

Peter wrote:

Hey, Gdubbin, you can't tell me that "I Came Upon a Midnight Queer" or "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" aren't at least somewhat amusing!? Confused

Lighten up, Mr (formerly) Tight A**! Angry

Yeah..if you just worked nearly 12 hours you might be a bit grouchy too!! Also I work for the tightest ship in the shipping business...which translates as it isn't no desk job bucko...I am exhausted and easily irritable at the moment!! Arrgghh!!

I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill

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Posted: December 02 2004 at 20:56

hahahaha

I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend

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Posted: December 02 2004 at 18:53

StarvingArtyst wrote:

Here's what I want: more women to get into prog.

Or why not buy one of these:

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Posted: December 02 2004 at 00:36

Here's what I want: more women to get into prog.

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Posted: December 01 2004 at 20:47

Peter wrote:

Non-homophobic, somewhat more politically-correct version:

I'll Be Homeless for Christmas

Good Looking Wench's Ass

I Came Upon a Midnight Snack

Frosty the Snowperson

Violent Knight

I Had Three Sh*ts

In Her Underpants (Winter Wonderland)

Kick the Balls

Velvet the Rednosed Alcoholic

We Three Heads of State....

Sorry Drub -- it's just not working!

Can I include "Did You Hear Gdub's Queer?"

No?

Sorry -- I'll stop now!

hahahaha wow, that sucks

"I came upon a midnight snack" is pretty funny actually

I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend

Peter

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Posted: December 01 2004 at 17:24

Non-homophobic, somewhat more politically-correct version:

I'll Be Homeless for Christmas

Good Looking Wench's Ass

I Came Upon a Midnight Snack

Frosty the Snowperson

Violent Knight

I Had Three Sh*ts

In Her Underpants (Winter Wonderland)

Kick the Balls

Velvet the Rednosed Alcoholic

We Three Heads of State....

Sorry Drub -- it's just not working!

Can I include "Did You Hear Gdub's Queer?"

No?

Sorry -- I'll stop now!

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

gdub411

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Posted: December 01 2004 at 17:10

Peter wrote:

Hey, Gdubbin, you can't tell me that "I Came Upon a Midnight Queer" or "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" aren't at least somewhat amusing!? Confused

Lighten up, Mr (formerly) Tight A**! Angry

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Posted: December 01 2004 at 17:02

I am getting a Creative Zen Touch 20GB Mp3 Player.

My whole Cd collection in a player no bigger than a cigarette packet! Approve

And an Acuity CD from across the ocean!

Cheers Gdubbery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clap

Edited by Reed Lover

Peter

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Posted: December 01 2004 at 16:59

Hey, Gdubbin, you can't tell me that "I Came Upon a Midnight Queer" or "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" aren't at least somewhat amusing!? Confused

Lighten up, Mr (formerly) Tight A**! Angry

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

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Posted: December 01 2004 at 16:46

gdub411 wrote:

^...yeah funny if you're a bunch of closeted homophobes!!

What ya mean closeted?

Wink

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Posted: December 01 2004 at 16:44

^...yeah funny if you're a bunch of closeted homophobes!!

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Posted: December 01 2004 at 16:40

Peter wrote:

OK! Sing along now -- it's Christmas with that gaily prancing holiday sprite, Gdub!

Here are a few selections from his book of gay old carols:

"I'll be Homo for Christmas"

"Good Queen Winces Ass"

"Jiggle Balls"

"I Came Upon a Midnight Queer"

"Big Dong Rolling on my Thigh"

"Frosty is No Man"

"A Gay and a Stranger"

"Karl of the Bell-heads"

"Gay Pride" (Sleigh Ride)

"Violet Tights" (Silent Night)

"Brucie the Brown-nosed Reindeer"

"We Three Queens"

"Check the Balls"

"Santa Claus is Coming Out of the Closet"

and, last, but not least: "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" (let nothing you display) Wink

LOL

Thanks a bunch Petey, I've just wet myself! Embarrassed

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