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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2015 at 15:29
Shouldn't this thread be in Just for FunWink?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2015 at 15:22
Originally posted by porcupinemorning porcupinemorning wrote:

When your gf is gasping while sex and your first thought is: such polyrhythmic. Geek


dude you don't want to go there.


sorry man... sex disqualifies you from the question...  prog fans don't have sex.. they don't have girlfriends..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2015 at 15:21
Originally posted by progbethyname progbethyname wrote:

When you watch a sh*tty movie with Phil Collins's daughter in it because she (Lilly) is Phil's daughter.

Being a retard has its price.


*spits.... what is this... Lipton Brisk on my monitor..*


hard to top that one man.  You are an addict..Clap
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2015 at 15:14
When you watch a sh*tty movie with Phil Collins's daughter in it because she (Lilly) is Phil's daughter.

Being a retard has its price.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2015 at 14:57
When your gf is gasping while sex and your first thought is: such polyrhythmic. Geek
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 02 2015 at 05:01
When u already own that much prog which wud take probably a year and a half to listen.,yet u can't stop..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 02 2015 at 03:45
^ LOL Me too! Tongue
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 02 2015 at 00:24
When you can sing along perfectly to the caveman vocals in "Tubular Bells"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2014 at 16:31
...you see an article about the latest King Crimson incarnation, and you post it to ProgArchives before you even read it yourself!





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2014 at 07:19
Wow, this thread is resurrected again....typically prog...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2014 at 03:48
- you get into the Christmas spirit when you hear the voice of actor Andrew Lincoln, not because you're watching Love Actually, but because you're listening to Jethro Tull Live - Christmas at St. Bride's 2008. Wink

Happy holidays, proggers!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2014 at 02:14
When you buy a Neil Diamond record coz it's full of mellotron (I did, Live At The Greek).....
Also, when your day at work never seems to end coz you're already deciding what album to listen to when you get home (and you've only just arrived at work).
Oh, sweet, sweet bulbs..........
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2014 at 02:03
...when you dream of neon bassoons.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2014 at 02:02
You know you're a real proghead when you can whistle parts of Western Culture whilst dancing to Wham at the annual Christmas soiree. The person opposite you will be as amazed as you, ok maybe more surprised by the factthat you decided to jam along with bits of seemingly unrelated bird noises. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2014 at 01:39
Yeah I was contemplating whether or not my head should be concernbing itself with admin tasks right at this hour........I think I'm done now though. Hope I didn't come across as a total doucheEmbarrassed


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2014 at 01:34
David, you may be a bit out of it - but you still get sh*t done m8.

LOL


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2014 at 01:22
^Hi thereSmile

I took the liberty of deleting your thread and moving your post to this already existing thread. This is to weed out too many duplicate entries......plus this one is up to 80 pages by now, it'd be sad to see it go.


Edited by Guldbamsen - December 06 2014 at 01:23
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2014 at 00:55
You Know You're a Hopeless Proghead When:

What would be on your list? Here's mine.
 

10. Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding is by far your favorite Elton John song.
9. You won't even consider purchasing an album lacking at least one song over say 7 minutes.
8. You swear never to tell anyone about that 2 minutes when thought Yanni was great.
7. You hate Dream Theater lyrics and Labrie's singing but you buy their records anyway.
6. You aren't necessarily crazy about Scifi and Fantasy novels but you read them anyway because you feel its required.
5. Like me you were born and raised in the American South, yet you are a Proghead, now that is hopeless!
4. Roger Dean and H. R. Giger are the only illustrators you know by name.
3. Your absolute favorite Black Sabbath album is Sabatoge and you've always been willing to give Technical Ecstasy a break.
2. Even though she walked away in disgust you're still proud 30 years later that you told a girl at a UGA college party that the greatest album ever made was Close to the Edge
1. You make yourself listen to Heaven and Earth 50 times knowing it will click any minute!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 25 2014 at 13:20
When you grow out a big beard, so you can look like Phil Collins circa 1977.
I am grateful I can grow one like phil!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 25 2014 at 12:47
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:


A friend exclaims "F*** yes!" and you ask "What's wrong with Yes?"


Oh I'm gonna try to remember that
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