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GoldenSpiral 
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: United States
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 Posted: May 30 2006 at 15:09 |
 ivansfr0st wrote:
You forgot Pagan and Nu-Metal! And what about Jazzmetal, Metalcore and Avant-Metal? 
-- Ivan |
AVANT-METAL knight rides in to heavy music, but instead of slaying the dragon, attempts to confuse it with a clarinet solo. Princess becomes puzzled and bored, wanders off. NU-METAL Knight does it all for the nookie, what? the nookie. so stick it up your yeah. or Knight gets eaten by dragon, but not before whining about it and blaming the whole thing on his parents. METALCORE/EMOCORE Knight whines and screams about the Princess leaving him for a rich boy. Dragon laughs at Knight for being a watered-down, eye-shadow-wearing wannabe.
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AtLossForWords
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Joined: October 11 2005
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Points: 6699
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 15:02 |
ivansfr0st wrote:
You forgot Pagan and Nu-Metal! And what about Jazzmetal, Metalcore and Avant-Metal?
-- Ivan |
I've seen something like this before on other websites. I'll take my best shot at what Pagan, Nu Metal, and Metalcore.
Pagan Metal
Knight prays to Thor puts on horned helmet and watches Thor shock the dragon and princess with a lighting bolt.
Nu Metal
Blows enough pot smoke out the dragon he looses his fire blowing skills and runs away, then rudely rapes princess.
Metalcore
Tries to copy every other knights style, but fails miserably leaving the princess to the dragon and runs away in his tight pants.
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"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls."
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 14:50 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Raff
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Joined: July 29 2005
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Points: 24439
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 13:36 |
I think "Neo-metal" was intended to be "Nu-metal". The description fits quite well anyway!  And isn't Pagan Metal the same as Viking Metal?
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Trickster F.
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Joined: February 10 2006
Location: Belize
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Points: 5308
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 13:20 |
You forgot Pagan and Nu-Metal! And what about Jazzmetal, Metalcore and Avant-Metal?
-- Ivan
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Abstrakt
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Joined: August 18 2005
Location: Soundgarden
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Points: 18292
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 13:14 |
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Ed_The_Dead
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Joined: April 29 2005
Location: Poland
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Points: 4928
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 13:14 |
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Wilcey
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Joined: August 11 2005
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 2696
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:50 |
 Jim you crack me up!!!!
made my day!
P-C
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 12:43 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Blacksword
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Joined: June 22 2004
Location: England
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Points: 16130
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:19 |
Hugues, thats classic!
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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GoldenSpiral
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:16 |
@ Doom, Atmospheric brilliant.
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Velvetclown
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Points: 8548
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 10:54 |
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Yes but donīt forget the V.A.T
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sleeper
Prog Reviewer
Joined: October 09 2005
Location: Entropia
Status: Offline
Points: 16449
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 10:53 |
This is priceless
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Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005
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glass house
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Joined: June 16 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Points: 4986
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 10:46 |
Great  .
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The Wizard
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Joined: July 18 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 7341
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 10:45 |
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Sean Trane
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Prog Folk
Joined: April 29 2004
Location: Heart of Europe
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 10:39 |
Man Made God wrote:
You've created this one Sean? It seems pretty familiar to me...
But great list nonetheless!
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Let's just say I translated it from French last night, adapted it to the Lordi situation, added a few styles (Symphonic Black Metal and Atmospheric metal).
but first time I read a similar list dates from a few years back (three or four at most)
I got another similar thing on the Blues, which I have to re-type and translate also.  coming up soon 
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 10:36 |
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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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Ricochet
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Joined: February 27 2005
Location: Nauru
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Points: 46301
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 09:53 |
yeah!
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TheProgtologist
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Joined: May 23 2005
Location: Baltimore,Md US
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Points: 27802
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 09:52 |
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Man Made God
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Joined: March 21 2006
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Points: 380
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Posted: May 30 2006 at 06:29 |
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You've created this one Sean? It seems pretty familiar to me...
But great list nonetheless!
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Focus on the music... Focus!
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