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somebody has a body, and I want to know your secrets 
only if you tell me the secrets to having a hat
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Tar, ink and mud company is seliverer is of bad and stinky news
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somebody has a body, and I want to know your secrets 
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

I also wonder if they will have to adjust doorframes in the old vatican palace or whatever as the popes keep getting taller throughout the ages and the hat adds another foot to that length

 
I'm more interested in the plumbing updates.
some say that the sewers there contain many medieval poop sculptures that are yet to be unveiled
 

I would imagine old pope poop would be quite a collectors item for those catholically minded. 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

I also wonder if they will have to adjust doorframes in the old vatican palace or whatever as the popes keep getting taller throughout the ages and the hat adds another foot to that length

 
I'm more interested in the plumbing updates.
some say that the sewers there contain many medieval poop sculptures that are yet to be unveiled
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Gate is hard on the ecstacy
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it's hard for a gate to bathe 
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The gate stunk like crap
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

I also wonder if they will have to adjust doorframes in the old vatican palace or whatever as the popes keep getting taller throughout the ages and the hat adds another foot to that length
 
I'm more interested in the plumbing updates.
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I also wonder if they will have to adjust doorframes in the old vatican palace or whatever as the popes keep getting taller throughout the ages and the hat adds another foot to that length
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

but I think if everyone wore a pope's hat the novelty would wear out fast
 

idk.

awesome things don't die off because they are well used 
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My bf thinks breast milk is sexy and said he wants to drink some. Should I get pregnant so I can lactate for his mouth? If so, should I tell him?

I live in CA and there's alot of Mexicans looking for work- should I hire one of the preggo ones to service him?

I'm soo confused!

BTW I'm 15, he's 26
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but I think if everyone wore a pope's hat the novelty would wear out fast
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2019 at 00:55
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

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Not even Mennonites?
 

what do they have to offer me?
if you advance to the upper levels you get a sweet ass carriage
 

mmm

that is tempting.

surely there is another religious order not based in PA that can give me something similar. 
Catholicism, if you become the pope

Then again, isn't the pope just another Man With Hat?
 

tbh, I've run for pope each time they've changed in my lifetime. Needless to say, I wasn't persuasive enough in my candidacy. 
you just gotta wear the right hat
 

I thought I would be festive and go with the Fulani hat but I suppose it may have been too bold a statement for Vatican city. 
In a few centuries popes'll be wearing tophats. People might call them behind on the times, but I call them fashionable.
 

sadly I won't live that long.

also, pope hats are pretty awesome. I hope they wouldn't just fade away. 
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