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Witchwoodhermit View Drop Down

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Topic: Best song to have sex to?
Posted: February 25 2006 at 01:24

SEX?

Here I'm shadowed by a dragon fig tree's fan
ringed by ants and musing over man.

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Posted: February 16 2006 at 10:42

I've honestly never thought about doing THAT business with PROG business. Me and my former (and only) lover would just turn on the Blue album (weezer) whenever we did it. It was great fun.

I GOT IT THOUGH! (not really prog) It seems like it would be fun to shag with the rythem (and hearty mood) of "Ping Island lightning rescue Operation" from "the Life Aquatic" soundtrack. GREAT FUN!

On a more serious note, I think it would be great to make love to "Never Comes the Day" by Moody Blues. It just has that mood. then have it skip to "Are you sitting comfortabley?" (Yes on the same album)
Yep both songs together, 8:13, thats PERFECT!!!!

Other mentions for those longer lasting gents.
17:06 "Dogs" - Pink Floyd, yeah it would definately work.
23:31 "Echoes" - Pink Floyd, yeah Floyd's just the Prog-shag King today arn't they?
13:30 "Shine on you crazy diamond Part 1" - AGAIN Pink Floyd
20:36 "The Remembering-High the Memory" - YES! I would kill to make love to this song.Very emotional. Get a girl in bed with this song and she will remember you forever (if she apreciates good melody)
17:12 "Stories without Words" - Harmonium, Beeeautiful!

If you and your girl (or guy) are into very VERY long sessions. Try listening to the entire album "The Snow Goose" by Camel. No lyrics, just pure emotion babe!

... oh and for those quickies... try these out

1:28 "Another Green World" (song not album) - Brian Eno
2:49 "Love Remembered" - Focus
1:47 "For Absent Friends" - Genesis, this may sound wierd to some, but at the moment my former lover would reach her climax she would begin to cry, she loved it. This song would probably have increased that. if your guy or girl is like that...
3:31 "Hands of the Preistess Part 1" - Steve Hackett

Man, this has inspired me to call the girl that I love and admit myself to her. :D And save her from her deadbeat Boyfriend! :D...

maybe tomorrow...

Dust in the Kitchen

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Posted: February 15 2006 at 14:48

KC's Larks' Tongues In Aspic Part II, Yes Close To The Edge (esp. third part), Genesis - The Cinema Show.

yet you still have time!

Drew

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Posted: February 15 2006 at 12:42

how about- "Too legit to Quit"- MC HAMMER BABY!

or Green Day is always good!

iguana

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Posted: February 15 2006 at 12:28

now, in my case, that would be a draw between
DEEP PURPLE's "child in time" and SPINAL TAP's
"lick my love pump"

btw. married w/ 2 kids and not yet estranged to the
concept of sex... hurrah...

progressive rock and rural tranquility don't match. true or false?

Chicapah

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Posted: February 15 2006 at 12:21

Ironic, indeed, because I don't think love had anything to do with it!

"Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain

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Posted: February 15 2006 at 12:08

Chicapah wrote:

Just from personal experience, Trilogy by ELP. Why? Because it was on Cathy O'Neal's stereo when I snuck into her dorm room at North Texas one night in 1972 and she had one of those kind of turntables that keeps automatically moving the tonearm back to the beginning so I must have listened to that one side (I really don't remember which side) for a good 3 hours straight since neither one of us really wanted to get up to change the record (Hey, I was a young buck in my prime!) and that's why I vote it as the best sex album. I'm not sure I've listened to it since.

Wouldn't it be highly ironic if it was the side which begins with the words "I've tried to mend a love that ended long ago although we still pretend"?

BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.

Chicapah

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Posted: February 15 2006 at 11:21

Just from personal experience, Trilogy by ELP. Why? Because it was on Cathy O'Neal's stereo when I snuck into her dorm room at North Texas one night in 1972 and she had one of those kind of turntables that keeps automatically moving the tonearm back to the beginning so I must have listened to that one side (I really don't remember which side) for a good 3 hours straight since neither one of us really wanted to get up to change the record (Hey, I was a young buck in my prime!) and that's why I vote it as the best sex album. I'm not sure I've listened to it since.

"Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain

GEEDER

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Posted: February 10 2006 at 18:41

Arioch wrote:

viperjr98 wrote:

I know what songs are. What is sex?

...finally a truthful one. Like any of you geeks have ever had sex. This thread should more appropriately be titled Best songs to jack off to.

I have to say I'm 15 and I've probably had more sex than a libido obssesed geek like you so i think you should be a little more specific about who you mock SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Definitly Close The Edge - Yes

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Posted: February 10 2006 at 11:30

You can't have sex to prog!! Mind you my wife hates it so i've never tried

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Posted: February 09 2006 at 23:04

Start at the beginning of "Talking Drum", and if you and your partner lucky, you will be totally expired by the completion of "Larks Tongues In Aspic pt. 2"

A challenge, a goal, an experience you will likely never forget.

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Posted: February 09 2006 at 22:59

Phil wrote:

I guess it was inevitable, but there are several mentions of Floyd's "The Great Gig In The Sky".

Can anyone seriously tell me that they have persuaded a good (or bad) woman to have carnal relations with them, to the sound of another woman wailing away like a demented cat, over one of the most melancholy tunes ever made?! If so was she deaf?!? If this is your idea of how to achieve success with the other sex folks I think you're kidding yourselves!!!!

Of course if anyone can honestly lay claim to have achieved this then I am in admiration....

As a woman, I definitly think this song is a turn off for sex.... I can't even imagine having sex on it. The girl just seems to suffer or in total despair, what's sexy about this ? How can it be exciting to hear someone complaint ? Even the rythm isn't interesting! IMO, nothing's better than a good old spacy song (Jean-Michel Jare

) and some candles... Or some Led Zed, I have to admit it is so sexual !

Well.... don't know if western music can do the job !? (joke :P)

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Posted: February 09 2006 at 22:48

Tangerine Dream has never let me down. (pun
intended)

Every woman I've been intimate with have said how
sensuous the music is, especially Beach Theme
and the stuff off the Risky Business soundtrack.

"they locked up a man who wanted to rule the world.
the fools
they locked up the wrong man."
- Leonard Cohen

Em1ty

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Posted: February 09 2006 at 22:27

micky wrote:

wouldn't know.... I'm married with 3 kids....

in my reoccuring fantasies with Angelina Jolie, Marcia Cross, and Julianne Moore it is Jean Michel Jarre's Oxygene.

Oh yeak, so spacy. I agree with you... sex might be so hypnotising when playing this!

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