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Into_Oblivion 
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Joined: June 13 2006 Status: Offline Points: 44 |
 Topic: "naughty" text message...!!Posted: June 25 2006 at 23:58 |
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
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Valarius
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Joined: January 08 2005 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 1480 |
Posted: June 25 2006 at 09:44 |
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Also, I didn't think it was possible to get text messages that long?
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Valarius
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Joined: January 08 2005 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 1480 |
Posted: June 25 2006 at 09:44 |
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I'm gonna nick that.
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Arsillus
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Joined: March 26 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7374 |
Posted: June 24 2006 at 13:58 |
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Sean Trane
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Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20641 |
Posted: June 24 2006 at 05:55 |
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You entered the bedroom
roamed around, checking things out
dived on my hot sweaty body
sucked me dry the whole night
left me early in the morning
completely wasted and empty
may you die............
Friggin mosquito
 Edited by Sean Trane - June 24 2006 at 05:55 |
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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heyitsthatguy
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Joined: April 17 2006 Location: Washington Hgts Status: Offline Points: 10094 |
Posted: June 23 2006 at 23:34 |
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received this wind-up text message, to my horror, from a lady friend recently......
i shall seek and find u. i shall take u to bed and have my way with u. i will make u ache, shake and sweat until u moan and groan. i will make u beg for mercy and beg for me to stop. i will exhaust u to the point that u will be relieved when i'm finished with u and u will be weak for days.... Wow, is that an e-slut or someone you know? Why can't I get messages like that from the guy I'm in love with? Stubborn b*****d! Pssht. I don't believe in love, I never have, I never will...I don't believe in love, it's never worth the pain you feel....
Good joke though haha...took me a while to get though....a wee bit tired
EDIT: jesus christ what's wrong w/ this quoting thing??
[/QUOTE] [/QUOTE] Edited by heyitsthatguy - June 23 2006 at 23:38 |
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Barla
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Joined: April 13 2006 Location: Argentina Status: Offline Points: 4309 |
Posted: June 23 2006 at 21:33 |
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Cool !!
Winner !!
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Rosescar
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Joined: October 07 2005 Status: Offline Points: 715 |
Posted: June 23 2006 at 14:04 |
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
Didn't like it |
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jj1414
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Joined: July 27 2005 Status: Offline Points: 85 |
Posted: June 22 2006 at 21:54 |
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Arsillus
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Joined: March 26 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7374 |
Posted: June 22 2006 at 15:10 |
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I bet you were dissapointed when you realized the joke. |
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chamberry
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 24 2005 Location: Puerto Rico Status: Offline Points: 9008 |
Posted: June 22 2006 at 14:57 |
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Paradox
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Joined: October 07 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 1059 |
Posted: June 22 2006 at 14:53 |
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I recieved that text a few years ago, it had me amused too
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Raff
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 29 2005 Location: None Status: Offline Points: 24439 |
Posted: June 22 2006 at 14:21 |
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That's priceless!
I must tell that to my friends, that'll make their day!
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coffeeintheface
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Joined: May 02 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 397 |
Posted: June 22 2006 at 13:19 |
sounds like you're in for a treat |
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OBQM: www.soundcloud.com/onebigquestionmark (solo project)
nQuixote: www.soundcloud.com/n-quixote (ambient + various musical ideas) |
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Velvetclown
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Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
Posted: April 24 2006 at 10:14 |
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I´ve just met her
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The Wizard
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Joined: July 18 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7341 |
Posted: April 23 2006 at 19:15 |
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sleeper
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Joined: October 09 2005 Location: Entropia Status: Offline Points: 16449 |
Posted: April 23 2006 at 18:55 |
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Now thats a good laugh.
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Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005
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Viajero Astral
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Joined: January 16 2006 Location: Mexico Status: Offline Points: 3118 |
Posted: April 23 2006 at 17:29 |
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very funny
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Tristan Mulders
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Joined: September 28 2004 Status: Offline Points: 1723 |
Posted: April 23 2006 at 17:13 |
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Interested in my reviews?
You can find them HERE "...He will search until He's found a Way to take the Days..." |
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Trotsky
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 25 2004 Location: Malaysia Status: Offline Points: 2785 |
Posted: April 16 2006 at 12:27 |
I'll bet good money Bob saw the thread title and raced in prepared to wield the admin sword if necessary ... only to find that it was a good joke! Of course, the reason the thought occured to me is ... |
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present." |
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