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What else does your fridge contain? Care to make a list?  (<- hypnotizing facial expression, isn't it?)

Edited by Philéas - November 03 2006 at 18:18

Why did I read this thread?

Edited by Frasse - November 03 2006 at 18:50

Philéas wrote: What else does your fridge contain? Care to make a list?  (<- hypnotizing facial expression, isn't it?)

Nothing out of the ordinary this days, I'm affraid. I do have a weird item, a traditional candy from another region of this country, called "melcocha"; wich is a word that is often used as "mess". It is a really hard bar of sugar or something like that, impossible to eat. Some eggs, a stone (don't know why, it is just there, stored as if a stone is something that could get rotten), and a lot of past food.
    

Frasse wrote: Why did I read this thread?

Because you are a question shaped like a human being. Just pronounce yourself as such, and I'll submit my answer.
    

Why haven't you answered my question.

inpraiseoffolly wrote: Why haven't you answered my question.

Because you haven't used "¿?". Without "¿?", is not a question.
    

Did Donald Trump's flagpost break the law?

inpraiseoffolly wrote: Did Donald Trump's flagpost break the law?

I'm not sure about this one. I faced that flagpost and asked directly if he had broken any law in any way, but the flagpost didn't answer. So, it could be that he doesn't want to speak without a lawyer. In that case, it is very propable that he, the flagpost, did broke some law, but there's no way to be certain. The silence is suspicious, off course.
    
    

Edited by cuncuna - November 04 2006 at 05:18

inpraiseoffolly wrote: Oh, and um, also: Could you please diagnose my disease?

You have fingernail edge cancer. Fortunately enough, there's a simple proceedure you can perform in your own house to save your fragile life: pick a couple of tiny scissors and remove the edges of your fingernails. that will save your life. But be careful; if you cut them to tight, your penis will wrinkle and die and you'll never feel "special" again.
    
    

Edited by cuncuna - November 04 2006 at 05:17

inpraiseoffolly wrote: cuncuna wrote: inpraiseoffolly wrote: Oh, and um, also: Could you please diagnose my disease? You have fingernail edge cancer. Fortunately enough, there's a simple proceedure you can perform in your own house to save your fragile life: pick a couple of tiny scissors and remove the edges of your fingernails. that will save your life. But be careful; if you cut them to tight, your penis will wrinkle and die and you'll never feel "special" again.                This thread is getting so useful it's become frustrating.

Sorry about that. It is too early here. But do go out there and shake a monkey for a while, dressed as aquarium and with green spray paint on your sandwich. The nucleus of the holly candle will flow for you, like a hundreed arabic dancers waiting to pay the bills.