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Luca Pacchiarini 
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Joined: March 08 2009 Location: home Status: Offline Points: 530 |
 Posted: October 02 2009 at 07:50 |
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With a melon? Edited by Luca Pacchiarini - October 02 2009 at 07:51 |
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: October 02 2009 at 07:23 |
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Blowin Free Story 4 - Into The Dark, Eternal (and somewhat lame) Night...
As their new formed fwiendship continued to grow, BF and Joel decided to spend a night out on the town in Disney Land. Whilst in the said Land of Disney, BF and Joel were confronted by a group of disgruntled, misunderstood teenagers. Here's the photo: 
Now, everyone knows the only thing more dangerous than slightly disgruntled teenagers is slightly disgruntled teenagers with socks full of AA batteries, such as these: 
Anywho, once confronted by the said teens, Joel and BF burst into super-action mode to fight the teens, choosing cheap tactics such as Joel holding a teen in a master-lock whilst BF dealt him deadly blows into the chest with a cold teaspoon: Photo caught on CCTV: 
After their epicly cheap victory, the two homeys returned to the hood for a night of Sunny D and Lolcatz ^.^! 
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144 |
Posted: October 02 2009 at 05:59 |
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A story brought to you by
 Blowin Free!
After Blowin Free's funeral in 1952, Blowin Free was revived around the 90's, and started hugging people, and writing good songs :O. All the songs he wrote were protests against the angry dwarf, "Joel". Joel reportedly looked like Jon Anderson on drugs but reports have yet to have shown if it is indeed, the truth. One day, a very unclear picture of Joel leaked to the internet, which showed his face, so obviously, Joel had to go out to the public and show his face. This is what Joel looks like now:
 Blowin Free decided he must hunt down Joel and spread peanut butter over him with a spoon. Blowin Free was also known for his talent for making wooden spoons, that can also be used as peanut butter spreaders, with the slight use of deadly weaponery. This is Blowin Free's knife, which he first planned on using, before moving to his fantastic spoon idea:
 Now Blowin Free has found Joel and has managed to spread peanut butter over Joel, but they then found out they have a common love for peanut butter and became friends till this very day.
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 21:59 |
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BLOWIN' FREE STORY 2: THE RECKONING
An epic tale of adventure and lead pipes, by Joel. Once upon a time, there was this super-mean guy called Blowin' Free, who picked on Joel on a daily basis from the safety of his computer screen. Some people remarked that he looked like a murderer, but I'll let you be the judge of that. 
One day, Blowin' Free decided to make a mean drawing of Joel, which looked like this: 
Although this is false, and Joel really looks like this: 
In revenge, Joel decided to visit Blowin' Free in his humble abode of supreme douchery. (see illustration) 
Joel attacked Blowin' Free with a lead pipe, and Blowin' Free's face was beaten in to a pulp. Needless to say, he died instantly. The next morning. This is a photo of Blowin' Free's funeral: 
As you can see, the theme was "Funny Hats". Laughter and fine dining was enjoyed by all. Families could live happilly and safely, and the children could finally sleep once more. The end. Edited by progkidjoel - October 01 2009 at 22:00 |
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progkidjoel
Prog Reviewer
Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 21:38 |
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*Sobs violently and reports Blowin' Free*
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Any Colour You Like
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Joined: May 15 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12294 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 21:32 |
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*goes and grabs a beer*
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Epignosis
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 30 2007 Location: Raeford, NC Status: Offline Points: 32581 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 21:22 |
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Well damn, I want a story.
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008 Location: Kentucky Status: Offline Points: 24598 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 20:55 |
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Sums up this thread amirite?
http://ragetoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/FUUUU.jpg Edited by birdwithteeth11 - October 01 2009 at 20:56 |
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A Person
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Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 19:00 |
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Oh hey, yeah I agree, use the superlative form of that word k?
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Luca Pacchiarini
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 08 2009 Location: home Status: Offline Points: 530 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:33 |
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I predict this thread to have a bright future I dunno
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:25 |
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Now you know I mean biz :D
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The Runaway
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:24 |
A story brought to you by:
Blowin Free!
One day, there was a delusional brazilian guy who was called Luca. Nobody knew the guy's name, until the age of 5, when he first spoke. Luca's first words were supposedly caught on video, but Luca's dad missed the video button and accidentally took a picture, which sort of looked like this:
 When Luca turned 10, he experienced his first crush. It was on an extinct Brazilian dodo bird only found in the macajangas jungle of Brazil. Luca always said that when he would grow up, he would go to the macajangas and find more dodos, but he had yet to have gone out to the macajangas jungle of Brazil. The bird sort of looked like this:
 Now Luca is 19 and lurks a forum of progressive rock fans called Progarchives, run by a certain deer called M@X and a weird wombat called Vompatti. I, Blowin Free, am also a member of said forum, and lurk it obsessively, but not like progkidjoel, who has around 6000 posts and looks like this:
The End
Please, one request at a time :D
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The Pessimist
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Joined: June 13 2007 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 3834 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:23 |
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg |
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:04 |
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Penis
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progkidjoel
Prog Reviewer
Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:01 |
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LOL REMEMBER THAT TIME I SEDD I WAS GOINK TO BAI ARGUZ? WELLLLL I DID K?
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Luca Pacchiarini
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 08 2009 Location: home Status: Offline Points: 530 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:58 |
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Tell the story of my life please :)
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144 |
Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:57 |
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I AM A VOMPATTI COPIER, ASK ME TO TELL YOU STORIES
Edited by Blowin Free - February 18 2010 at 11:21 |
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