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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 26 2018 at 05:57
Wallowing around in diarrhea again...
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When I asked directions I didn't know that I'd be imprinting my face into a mound of scrambled eggs.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 26 2018 at 10:27
1. Dry your hands with a plexiglass window.
2. Vomit carefully into your right coat pocket.
3. Squeeze your nose with both of your big toes.
4. Apply pressure to your forehead with a roll of paper towels.
5. Generously rub grapefruit juice on your kitchen floor.
6. Empty a can of peas onto your kitchen floor.
7. Gently spread the peas out on the floor with a loose mop.
8. Briefly recite the lyrics to Genesis' "Who Dunnit?"
9. Fart loudly.
10. Call the Library of Congress and ask them if their refrigerator is running.
11. Empty a can of sliced beets onto your kitchen floor.
12. Using a gallon of skim milk, pour it onto your kitchen floor in a manner that keeps the peas, beets, and grapefruit juice from being disturbed.
13. Sniff your pants.
14. Sing the phrase "f*ck you" at your toaster three times, with the first in the key of C and the other two times in G# and B.
15. Use your left tongue to taste the air and note any carbohydrates detected.
16. Use your right tongue to make flatulence sounds for approximately 20 seconds.
17. Empty a five-pound bag of flour onto the kitchen floor.
18. Sniff your shirt.
19. Clap your hands 35 times while making popping sounds with your mouth.
20. Brush your teeth with chocolate cake frosting.
21. Stare at the ceiling for 18 minutes.
22. Empty a five-pound bag of Apples onto the kitchen floor.
23. Lay down on the kitchen floor and start rolling around.
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Drive and consume. 
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Do what you need to become moister 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 26 2018 at 18:53
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

1. Dry your hands with a plexiglass window.
2. Vomit carefully into your right coat pocket.
3. Squeeze your nose with both of your big toes.
4. Apply pressure to your forehead with a roll of paper towels.
5. Generously rub grapefruit juice on your kitchen floor.
6. Empty a can of peas onto your kitchen floor.
7. Gently spread the peas out on the floor with a loose mop.
8. Briefly recite the lyrics to Genesis' "Who Dunnit?"
9. Fart loudly.
10. Call the Library of Congress and ask them if their refrigerator is running.
11. Empty a can of sliced beets onto your kitchen floor.
12. Using a gallon of skim milk, pour it onto your kitchen floor in a manner that keeps the peas, beets, and grapefruit juice from being disturbed.
13. Sniff your pants.
14. Sing the phrase "f*ck you" at your toaster three times, with the first in the key of C and the other two times in G# and B.
15. Use your left tongue to taste the air and note any carbohydrates detected.
16. Use your right tongue to make flatulence sounds for approximately 20 seconds.
17. Empty a five-pound bag of flour onto the kitchen floor.
18. Sniff your shirt.
19. Clap your hands 35 times while making popping sounds with your mouth.
20. Brush your teeth with chocolate cake frosting.
21. Stare at the ceiling for 18 minutes.
22. Empty a five-pound bag of Apples onto the kitchen floor.
23. Lay down on the kitchen floor and start rolling around.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 26 2018 at 19:00
I forgot again that it’s the 21st century. It probably will be for awhile I’m guessing.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t judge a book by its cover.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 26 2018 at 19:17
Let me show you something wonderful.
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Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

Let me show you something wonderful.


I apologize for this post.
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Don't die without eating this lattice. 
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I feel like all the people I know are blind to the world, to the obvious fake image that we all we're raised to believe. I'm literally sad, knowing this. Is there something wrong with me?
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Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

1. Dry your hands with a plexiglass window.
2. Vomit carefully into your right coat pocket.
3. Squeeze your nose with both of your big toes.
4. Apply pressure to your forehead with a roll of paper towels.
5. Generously rub grapefruit juice on your kitchen floor.
6. Empty a can of peas onto your kitchen floor.
7. Gently spread the peas out on the floor with a loose mop.
8. Briefly recite the lyrics to Genesis' "Who Dunnit?"
9. Fart loudly.
10. Call the Library of Congress and ask them if their refrigerator is running.
11. Empty a can of sliced beets onto your kitchen floor.
12. Using a gallon of skim milk, pour it onto your kitchen floor in a manner that keeps the peas, beets, and grapefruit juice from being disturbed.
13. Sniff your pants.
14. Sing the phrase "f*ck you" at your toaster three times, with the first in the key of C and the other two times in G# and B.
15. Use your left tongue to taste the air and note any carbohydrates detected.
16. Use your right tongue to make flatulence sounds for approximately 20 seconds.
17. Empty a five-pound bag of flour onto the kitchen floor.
18. Sniff your shirt.
19. Clap your hands 35 times while making popping sounds with your mouth.
20. Brush your teeth with chocolate cake frosting.
21. Stare at the ceiling for 18 minutes.
22. Empty a five-pound bag of Apples onto the kitchen floor.
23. Lay down on the kitchen floor and start rolling around.
 
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Alice is a party pro at multiplication.
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Smoke an echo while pretending to have skills.
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I think we have the evidence to convict. 
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