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    Posted: February 02 2022 at 05:28
It's sort of nice to see that software that hasn't been updated in seven years could withstand a pyramid that evolved into a plateau of gibberish. Kudos to Web Wiz. I'm inside a mill whooshing apartment complexes into existence.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

I'm thinking I/someone could open a new shred/chat room here, as this one's getting a bit long and unreadable
maybe with a new name to get new people looking?

alright, I'm just about to start a new shred. 

would an admin mind closing this one? 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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please quote this post if you wish to end quote pyramid posts

This will be the foundation of pyramid #2 or a bellybutton parade.

outties will reign supreme over the isthmus

A great many moons will be making wind.

enceladus is in the radiant sky

It's the place where windshield wipers go to retire.

It causes me to awaken. 

it drives me to shift all positions

I filter my milk through tax documents.
to think so is morphology incarnate

to commit morphophonology is human; to do etymology, divine 

I eat my beans out of a tetrakishexahedron.

jogging laps around the liminal ruins

I wish I could just microdose reality. 

I can feel the academic moan of floppy disk storms.

I reach across the whirring transistors

It places me in an awkward position. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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please quote this post if you wish to end quote pyramid posts

This will be the foundation of pyramid #2 or a bellybutton parade.

outties will reign supreme over the isthmus

A great many moons will be making wind.

enceladus is in the radiant sky

It's the place where windshield wipers go to retire.

It causes me to awaken. 

it drives me to shift all positions

I filter my milk through tax documents.
to think so is morphology incarnate

to commit morphophonology is human; to do etymology, divine 

I eat my beans out of a tetrakishexahedron.

jogging laps around the liminal ruins

I wish I could just microdose reality. 

I can feel the academic moan of floppy disk storms.

I reach across the whirring transistors
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

I'm thinking I/someone could open a new shred/chat room here, as this one's getting a bit long and unreadable
maybe with a new name to get new people looking?

I'm surprised the powers that be haven't shut this down yet. I thought 500 pages was the limit before they came in to whisk threads away to the forgotten basements. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


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The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


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Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


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More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


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All the deceptive mallets. 


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That plum is the one.


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More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


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Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


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Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


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The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


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Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.


Every road leads to a peninsula.


All the puddles around me. 


I'm doing the dishes while lying down.


What a blather.


The self-assessment of river pebbles.


That's not my catamaran. 


I'm putting my edition statements in the glove compartment.


I can see nothing, the blot, the blather. 


I see the pants from the inclined plane.


You can say that about most of human existence. 


Everything is a cloth of some sort.


Try to show me before you find Japan.

The lake leans to the left when it reaches for something.


Your mind is full of that. 


Dress like a metric tool kit.

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it like when a man walks into a room of furniture polish 


Almost thought we were going to multiply.


I'm not saying she is attractive, but I wouldn't skip her across the lake in place of a stone, if you know what I mean. 


Another parabola of cookies.


Get your socks out.


I need better instructions.


If it occurs. 


I washed the world.


So did the ottoman's and looked where that got them. 


It's the feet that fold like maps.


There are more men that are buried there. 
He's like a waterfall of knives

I ate a lot of history.


My friends are not the ones you should be concerned with. 


Full of hot sand and mushy balls of lint.


It was provided to me at orientation. 


Pillow crust denominators. 


It always happens in the holocaust memorial museum.


The tubas are hungry.


Please succumb to our will. 


Eat the lines, be the lines.


The trumpet? 


Let's all click in the box at the same time.


Burn ward sycophants. 

I see farts going up and down the wall.


Taking my photo will not prevent the fall of Rome. 


There is no such thing as tupperware. 


It's handy to have a new universe available. 


No whistling at the fried eggs.


It's bad news now.


It's all peppermint pickles in Williamsport.


Lets begin again. 


The mildew of a fat base.


I believe in basting. 

Nomenclature soup.


I feel vindication whenever I poop. 


Creamed corn paradise.


Well that's one way of saying it.


A halfback of the 1919 boogie.


I want to strangle everyone immediately. 


This is not how pockets work.


It pains me to agree with you. 

Sorry, I ate all the bandages.


That's why we drink. 


The postage stamps are knocking on the door again.


I want you to fire the gun, 


I will poop in the pie shell.


Divisions occur naturally.

As does lemon zest.


Feel my visionary. 


At the junction of three interstate highways.


Punch phyllis again. 


I no longer have longitude.


It's better off than in as they say. 


No machinery on foot.


Botulism is all around the movers. 


It's easy to switch and save.


I figured as much. 


There's too much sand on this planet.


Beat it, harder than hard. 


Three apples in a tub.


If you want, we could reschedule. 


An orchestra against the sea.

I'm beginning the journey.

Pants are underrated.


Boger Regis is around the corner from the corn flake factory. 


One thing I like about yarn is the taste of liverwurst.


You're probably an american.


Please smile when you're foaming.


I became, and then I stopped suddenly. 


I can't believe my poop is taking a trip.


Some things don't belong in the ballbag. 


They went door-to-door looking for hemorrhoid cream.


Break out of that funk man!


In less than an hour I got surrounded by commas.


Rigorous lovemaking again. 


They're dropping cubes instead of balls.


Horse hides. 


The hidden warmth of toenail fungus.


If it going to be, then it is going to be gone. 


Pop this on the steamer.


Well, just you wait until the circus hears about this. 


Farting in front of Rick Steves.


Your voice reminds me of getting a fatal disease.


I can't fit that many pulsars in my pockets.


I dont think I can talk about this in mixed company 


I get his feeling of being excavated.


Those men are back, 


Hot balloons of pita bread.


I'm fine without having all the whales at the party. 


I behaved like eggs.


I Don't think it will be alright. 


Another time capsule filled with gibberish about soda pants.


Again with the seizures. 


Every bag in the laundry room has sent me an e-mail today.


Quote a paleontologist.


You smell like a sphygmomanometer. 


Zip up for more!


Stand still while you're peeing.


Walking into a large one. 


This is quite an ordeal.


I'm getting around to seeing it. 


I see you've been working out your paragraphs again.


Pocahontas butt feathers. 


A bowl of pistachios for the Gilligan marathon.


Bunk svengali, the master macaroni.


Similar to a toasted hex screwdriver.


I'm not sure I've ever been more covered in ants. 


The veins and the arteries of coleslaw. 


Such a man would never use one.


The phone rings again.


She walked slowly, like she was made of needles.


Everything you are is in the 1940 Census.


Its better to blow it up and blow it. 

Another diet that ends with a chorus.


Bishoply mannerisms and a striked match. 

Please grow more fingernails for the harvesting.


I"m afraid of the spreadsheets 


There are three more toilets.

Explain it like you were made of wood. 


It's always the dirt you cannot see that drives magnesium prices.


I'm not open to chatting about her until he flowers bloom

A brand new city and an old hamper with a hole in it.

The more vicious the internment, the more splendor the walls will bleed. 

You can't put the glove compartment in the egg whites.

If only one of us would stop with all the knee dildos we might be able to make progress with perpetual motion devices. 

Your apricot apron is cute!

I can not become immune. 

Only when you have season tickets.

You see it with me. 

The gods are expecting their Brussels sprouts. 

Like a cheap seat on a plane to Palestine. 

That's a lot of salad for a hamster.

Dobermanns. 

Time slows down inside cereal boxes.

Everyone should get the chance to use this toilet. 

Your mammoth bones are newer.

Doo-wop, am i right? 

Are we in Dayton, Ohio yet?

Some horrid attempts. 

I'm a newcomer to restaurant pillows.

Lets see how we can pass ourselves off as the police. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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new Faust album released today. 
I've missed all their new releases since I was 1 year old but this might be a chance to catch up
which is their best 21st century record ya think?

you must have been the coolest 1 year old, partying with faust in the crib. 


All of the 21st century stuff has value, but I would say Faust Is Last is the one. 90ish minutes of pure bred Faustian delight. (Just Us and C'est Com...Com...Compliqué would complete my top 3)
sick, I shall be trying it soon then

you better
it was good, similar to how I remember Ravvivando sounding (from when I was 1 year old) which was also good. they really have adapted to new production sounds well (and this also goes for Ravvivando), of course they always used the studio as an instrument but at some point but a lot of this actually sounds like what you would imagine them to sound like if they had just started their career in the 2000s. they got some new members as well right? that might be part of it. it was a bit long-winded though

Good to hear. Ravvivando is a favorite of mine as well. 

And yes. Technically, this is the third iteration of current Faust. One is lead by the bassist (Peron), one is/was lead by the keyboardist (Irmler), and this one by the drummer (Zappi, who unconveniently was in both of the other iterations). This one is just Zappi plus a whole bunch of other guys who mostly haven't been with Faust previously (IIRC). 

Are you familar with Monobeat Original? This is another band lead by Zappi and that plays a similar thing, although perhaps a bit more terse on the whole. 
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I am completely agree with the above
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I'm thinking I/someone could open a new shred/chat room here, as this one's getting a bit long and unreadable
maybe with a new name to get new people looking?
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new Faust album released today. 
I've missed all their new releases since I was 1 year old but this might be a chance to catch up
which is their best 21st century record ya think?

you must have been the coolest 1 year old, partying with faust in the crib. 


All of the 21st century stuff has value, but I would say Faust Is Last is the one. 90ish minutes of pure bred Faustian delight. (Just Us and C'est Com...Com...Compliqué would complete my top 3)
sick, I shall be trying it soon then

you better
it was good, similar to how I remember Ravvivando sounding (from when I was 1 year old) which was also good. they really have adapted to new production sounds well (and this also goes for Ravvivando), of course they always used the studio as an instrument but at some point but a lot of this actually sounds like what you would imagine them to sound like if they had just started their career in the 2000s. they got some new members as well right? that might be part of it. it was a bit long-winded though
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This will be the foundation of pyramid #2 or a bellybutton parade.

outties will reign supreme over the isthmus

A great many moons will be making wind.

enceladus is in the radiant sky

It's the place where windshield wipers go to retire.

It causes me to awaken. 

it drives me to shift all positions

I filter my milk through tax documents.
to think so is morphology incarnate

to commit morphophonology is human; to do etymology, divine 

I eat my beans out of a tetrakishexahedron.

jogging laps around the liminal ruins

I wish I could just microdose reality. 

I can feel the academic moan of floppy disk storms.
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.


Every road leads to a peninsula.


All the puddles around me. 


I'm doing the dishes while lying down.


What a blather.


The self-assessment of river pebbles.


That's not my catamaran. 


I'm putting my edition statements in the glove compartment.


I can see nothing, the blot, the blather. 


I see the pants from the inclined plane.


You can say that about most of human existence. 


Everything is a cloth of some sort.


Try to show me before you find Japan.

The lake leans to the left when it reaches for something.


Your mind is full of that. 


Dress like a metric tool kit.

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it like when a man walks into a room of furniture polish 


Almost thought we were going to multiply.


I'm not saying she is attractive, but I wouldn't skip her across the lake in place of a stone, if you know what I mean. 


Another parabola of cookies.


Get your socks out.


I need better instructions.


If it occurs. 


I washed the world.


So did the ottoman's and looked where that got them. 


It's the feet that fold like maps.


There are more men that are buried there. 
He's like a waterfall of knives

I ate a lot of history.


My friends are not the ones you should be concerned with. 


Full of hot sand and mushy balls of lint.


It was provided to me at orientation. 


Pillow crust denominators. 


It always happens in the holocaust memorial museum.


The tubas are hungry.


Please succumb to our will. 


Eat the lines, be the lines.


The trumpet? 


Let's all click in the box at the same time.


Burn ward sycophants. 

I see farts going up and down the wall.


Taking my photo will not prevent the fall of Rome. 


There is no such thing as tupperware. 


It's handy to have a new universe available. 


No whistling at the fried eggs.


It's bad news now.


It's all peppermint pickles in Williamsport.


Lets begin again. 


The mildew of a fat base.


I believe in basting. 

Nomenclature soup.


I feel vindication whenever I poop. 


Creamed corn paradise.


Well that's one way of saying it.


A halfback of the 1919 boogie.


I want to strangle everyone immediately. 


This is not how pockets work.


It pains me to agree with you. 

Sorry, I ate all the bandages.


That's why we drink. 


The postage stamps are knocking on the door again.


I want you to fire the gun, 


I will poop in the pie shell.


Divisions occur naturally.

As does lemon zest.


Feel my visionary. 


At the junction of three interstate highways.


Punch phyllis again. 


I no longer have longitude.


It's better off than in as they say. 


No machinery on foot.


Botulism is all around the movers. 


It's easy to switch and save.


I figured as much. 


There's too much sand on this planet.


Beat it, harder than hard. 


Three apples in a tub.


If you want, we could reschedule. 


An orchestra against the sea.

I'm beginning the journey.

Pants are underrated.


Boger Regis is around the corner from the corn flake factory. 


One thing I like about yarn is the taste of liverwurst.


You're probably an american.


Please smile when you're foaming.


I became, and then I stopped suddenly. 


I can't believe my poop is taking a trip.


Some things don't belong in the ballbag. 


They went door-to-door looking for hemorrhoid cream.


Break out of that funk man!


In less than an hour I got surrounded by commas.


Rigorous lovemaking again. 


They're dropping cubes instead of balls.


Horse hides. 


The hidden warmth of toenail fungus.


If it going to be, then it is going to be gone. 


Pop this on the steamer.


Well, just you wait until the circus hears about this. 


Farting in front of Rick Steves.


Your voice reminds me of getting a fatal disease.


I can't fit that many pulsars in my pockets.


I dont think I can talk about this in mixed company 


I get his feeling of being excavated.


Those men are back, 


Hot balloons of pita bread.


I'm fine without having all the whales at the party. 


I behaved like eggs.


I Don't think it will be alright. 


Another time capsule filled with gibberish about soda pants.


Again with the seizures. 


Every bag in the laundry room has sent me an e-mail today.


Quote a paleontologist.


You smell like a sphygmomanometer. 


Zip up for more!


Stand still while you're peeing.


Walking into a large one. 


This is quite an ordeal.


I'm getting around to seeing it. 


I see you've been working out your paragraphs again.


Pocahontas butt feathers. 


A bowl of pistachios for the Gilligan marathon.


Bunk svengali, the master macaroni.


Similar to a toasted hex screwdriver.


I'm not sure I've ever been more covered in ants. 


The veins and the arteries of coleslaw. 


Such a man would never use one.


The phone rings again.


She walked slowly, like she was made of needles.


Everything you are is in the 1940 Census.


Its better to blow it up and blow it. 

Another diet that ends with a chorus.


Bishoply mannerisms and a striked match. 

Please grow more fingernails for the harvesting.


I"m afraid of the spreadsheets 


There are three more toilets.

Explain it like you were made of wood. 


It's always the dirt you cannot see that drives magnesium prices.


I'm not open to chatting about her until he flowers bloom

A brand new city and an old hamper with a hole in it.

The more vicious the internment, the more splendor the walls will bleed. 

You can't put the glove compartment in the egg whites.

If only one of us would stop with all the knee dildos we might be able to make progress with perpetual motion devices. 

Your apricot apron is cute!

I can not become immune. 

Only when you have season tickets.

You see it with me. 

The gods are expecting their Brussels sprouts. 

Like a cheap seat on a plane to Palestine. 

That's a lot of salad for a hamster.

Dobermanns. 

Time slows down inside cereal boxes.

Everyone should get the chance to use this toilet. 

Your mammoth bones are newer.

Doo-wop, am i right? 

Are we in Dayton, Ohio yet?

Some horrid attempts. 

I'm a newcomer to restaurant pillows.
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.


Every road leads to a peninsula.


All the puddles around me. 


I'm doing the dishes while lying down.


What a blather.


The self-assessment of river pebbles.


That's not my catamaran. 


I'm putting my edition statements in the glove compartment.


I can see nothing, the blot, the blather. 


I see the pants from the inclined plane.


You can say that about most of human existence. 


Everything is a cloth of some sort.


Try to show me before you find Japan.

The lake leans to the left when it reaches for something.


Your mind is full of that. 


Dress like a metric tool kit.

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it like when a man walks into a room of furniture polish 


Almost thought we were going to multiply.


I'm not saying she is attractive, but I wouldn't skip her across the lake in place of a stone, if you know what I mean. 


Another parabola of cookies.


Get your socks out.


I need better instructions.


If it occurs. 


I washed the world.


So did the ottoman's and looked where that got them. 


It's the feet that fold like maps.


There are more men that are buried there. 
He's like a waterfall of knives

I ate a lot of history.


My friends are not the ones you should be concerned with. 


Full of hot sand and mushy balls of lint.


It was provided to me at orientation. 


Pillow crust denominators. 


It always happens in the holocaust memorial museum.


The tubas are hungry.


Please succumb to our will. 


Eat the lines, be the lines.


The trumpet? 


Let's all click in the box at the same time.


Burn ward sycophants. 

I see farts going up and down the wall.


Taking my photo will not prevent the fall of Rome. 


There is no such thing as tupperware. 


It's handy to have a new universe available. 


No whistling at the fried eggs.


It's bad news now.


It's all peppermint pickles in Williamsport.


Lets begin again. 


The mildew of a fat base.


I believe in basting. 

Nomenclature soup.


I feel vindication whenever I poop. 


Creamed corn paradise.


Well that's one way of saying it.


A halfback of the 1919 boogie.


I want to strangle everyone immediately. 


This is not how pockets work.


It pains me to agree with you. 

Sorry, I ate all the bandages.


That's why we drink. 


The postage stamps are knocking on the door again.


I want you to fire the gun, 


I will poop in the pie shell.


Divisions occur naturally.

As does lemon zest.


Feel my visionary. 


At the junction of three interstate highways.


Punch phyllis again. 


I no longer have longitude.


It's better off than in as they say. 


No machinery on foot.


Botulism is all around the movers. 


It's easy to switch and save.


I figured as much. 


There's too much sand on this planet.


Beat it, harder than hard. 


Three apples in a tub.


If you want, we could reschedule. 


An orchestra against the sea.

I'm beginning the journey.

Pants are underrated.


Boger Regis is around the corner from the corn flake factory. 


One thing I like about yarn is the taste of liverwurst.


You're probably an american.


Please smile when you're foaming.


I became, and then I stopped suddenly. 


I can't believe my poop is taking a trip.


Some things don't belong in the ballbag. 


They went door-to-door looking for hemorrhoid cream.


Break out of that funk man!


In less than an hour I got surrounded by commas.


Rigorous lovemaking again. 


They're dropping cubes instead of balls.


Horse hides. 


The hidden warmth of toenail fungus.


If it going to be, then it is going to be gone. 


Pop this on the steamer.


Well, just you wait until the circus hears about this. 


Farting in front of Rick Steves.


Your voice reminds me of getting a fatal disease.


I can't fit that many pulsars in my pockets.


I dont think I can talk about this in mixed company 


I get his feeling of being excavated.


Those men are back, 


Hot balloons of pita bread.


I'm fine without having all the whales at the party. 


I behaved like eggs.


I Don't think it will be alright. 


Another time capsule filled with gibberish about soda pants.


Again with the seizures. 


Every bag in the laundry room has sent me an e-mail today.


Quote a paleontologist.


You smell like a sphygmomanometer. 


Zip up for more!


Stand still while you're peeing.


Walking into a large one. 


This is quite an ordeal.


I'm getting around to seeing it. 


I see you've been working out your paragraphs again.


Pocahontas butt feathers. 


A bowl of pistachios for the Gilligan marathon.


Bunk svengali, the master macaroni.


Similar to a toasted hex screwdriver.


I'm not sure I've ever been more covered in ants. 


The veins and the arteries of coleslaw. 


Such a man would never use one.


The phone rings again.


She walked slowly, like she was made of needles.


Everything you are is in the 1940 Census.


Its better to blow it up and blow it. 

Another diet that ends with a chorus.


Bishoply mannerisms and a striked match. 

Please grow more fingernails for the harvesting.


I"m afraid of the spreadsheets 


There are three more toilets.

Explain it like you were made of wood. 


It's always the dirt you cannot see that drives magnesium prices.


I'm not open to chatting about her until he flowers bloom

A brand new city and an old hamper with a hole in it.

The more vicious the internment, the more splendor the walls will bleed. 

You can't put the glove compartment in the egg whites.

If only one of us would stop with all the knee dildos we might be able to make progress with perpetual motion devices. 

Your apricot apron is cute!

I can not become immune. 

Only when you have season tickets.

You see it with me. 

The gods are expecting their Brussels sprouts. 

Like a cheap seat on a plane to Palestine. 

That's a lot of salad for a hamster.

Dobermanns. 

Time slows down inside cereal boxes.

Everyone should get the chance to use this toilet. 

Your mammoth bones are newer.

Doo-wop, am i right? 

Are we in Dayton, Ohio yet?

Some horrid attempts. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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This will be the foundation of pyramid #2 or a bellybutton parade.

outties will reign supreme over the isthmus

A great many moons will be making wind.

enceladus is in the radiant sky

It's the place where windshield wipers go to retire.

It causes me to awaken. 

it drives me to shift all positions

I filter my milk through tax documents.
to think so is morphology incarnate

to commit morphophonology is human; to do etymology, divine 

I eat my beans out of a tetrakishexahedron.

jogging laps around the liminal ruins
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.


Every road leads to a peninsula.


All the puddles around me. 


I'm doing the dishes while lying down.


What a blather.


The self-assessment of river pebbles.


That's not my catamaran. 


I'm putting my edition statements in the glove compartment.


I can see nothing, the blot, the blather. 


I see the pants from the inclined plane.


You can say that about most of human existence. 


Everything is a cloth of some sort.


Try to show me before you find Japan.

The lake leans to the left when it reaches for something.


Your mind is full of that. 


Dress like a metric tool kit.

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it like when a man walks into a room of furniture polish 


Almost thought we were going to multiply.


I'm not saying she is attractive, but I wouldn't skip her across the lake in place of a stone, if you know what I mean. 


Another parabola of cookies.


Get your socks out.


I need better instructions.


If it occurs. 


I washed the world.


So did the ottoman's and looked where that got them. 


It's the feet that fold like maps.


There are more men that are buried there. 
He's like a waterfall of knives

I ate a lot of history.


My friends are not the ones you should be concerned with. 


Full of hot sand and mushy balls of lint.


It was provided to me at orientation. 


Pillow crust denominators. 


It always happens in the holocaust memorial museum.


The tubas are hungry.


Please succumb to our will. 


Eat the lines, be the lines.


The trumpet? 


Let's all click in the box at the same time.


Burn ward sycophants. 

I see farts going up and down the wall.


Taking my photo will not prevent the fall of Rome. 


There is no such thing as tupperware. 


It's handy to have a new universe available. 


No whistling at the fried eggs.


It's bad news now.


It's all peppermint pickles in Williamsport.


Lets begin again. 


The mildew of a fat base.


I believe in basting. 

Nomenclature soup.


I feel vindication whenever I poop. 


Creamed corn paradise.


Well that's one way of saying it.


A halfback of the 1919 boogie.


I want to strangle everyone immediately. 


This is not how pockets work.


It pains me to agree with you. 

Sorry, I ate all the bandages.


That's why we drink. 


The postage stamps are knocking on the door again.


I want you to fire the gun, 


I will poop in the pie shell.


Divisions occur naturally.

As does lemon zest.


Feel my visionary. 


At the junction of three interstate highways.


Punch phyllis again. 


I no longer have longitude.


It's better off than in as they say. 


No machinery on foot.


Botulism is all around the movers. 


It's easy to switch and save.


I figured as much. 


There's too much sand on this planet.


Beat it, harder than hard. 


Three apples in a tub.


If you want, we could reschedule. 


An orchestra against the sea.

I'm beginning the journey.

Pants are underrated.


Boger Regis is around the corner from the corn flake factory. 


One thing I like about yarn is the taste of liverwurst.


You're probably an american.


Please smile when you're foaming.


I became, and then I stopped suddenly. 


I can't believe my poop is taking a trip.


Some things don't belong in the ballbag. 


They went door-to-door looking for hemorrhoid cream.


Break out of that funk man!


In less than an hour I got surrounded by commas.


Rigorous lovemaking again. 


They're dropping cubes instead of balls.


Horse hides. 


The hidden warmth of toenail fungus.


If it going to be, then it is going to be gone. 


Pop this on the steamer.


Well, just you wait until the circus hears about this. 


Farting in front of Rick Steves.


Your voice reminds me of getting a fatal disease.


I can't fit that many pulsars in my pockets.


I dont think I can talk about this in mixed company 


I get his feeling of being excavated.


Those men are back, 


Hot balloons of pita bread.


I'm fine without having all the whales at the party. 


I behaved like eggs.


I Don't think it will be alright. 


Another time capsule filled with gibberish about soda pants.


Again with the seizures. 


Every bag in the laundry room has sent me an e-mail today.


Quote a paleontologist.


You smell like a sphygmomanometer. 


Zip up for more!


Stand still while you're peeing.


Walking into a large one. 


This is quite an ordeal.


I'm getting around to seeing it. 


I see you've been working out your paragraphs again.


Pocahontas butt feathers. 


A bowl of pistachios for the Gilligan marathon.


Bunk svengali, the master macaroni.


Similar to a toasted hex screwdriver.


I'm not sure I've ever been more covered in ants. 


The veins and the arteries of coleslaw. 


Such a man would never use one.


The phone rings again.


She walked slowly, like she was made of needles.


Everything you are is in the 1940 Census.


Its better to blow it up and blow it. 

Another diet that ends with a chorus.


Bishoply mannerisms and a striked match. 

Please grow more fingernails for the harvesting.


I"m afraid of the spreadsheets 


There are three more toilets.

Explain it like you were made of wood. 


It's always the dirt you cannot see that drives magnesium prices.


I'm not open to chatting about her until he flowers bloom

A brand new city and an old hamper with a hole in it.

The more vicious the internment, the more splendor the walls will bleed. 

You can't put the glove compartment in the egg whites.

If only one of us would stop with all the knee dildos we might be able to make progress with perpetual motion devices. 

Your apricot apron is cute!

I can not become immune. 

Only when you have season tickets.

You see it with me. 

The gods are expecting their Brussels sprouts. 

Like a cheap seat on a plane to Palestine. 

That's a lot of salad for a hamster.

Dobermanns. 

Time slows down inside cereal boxes.

Everyone should get the chance to use this toilet. 

Your mammoth bones are newer.

Doo-wop, am i right? 

Are we in Dayton, Ohio yet?
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this car smells like cartilage
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.


Every road leads to a peninsula.


All the puddles around me. 


I'm doing the dishes while lying down.


What a blather.


The self-assessment of river pebbles.


That's not my catamaran. 


I'm putting my edition statements in the glove compartment.


I can see nothing, the blot, the blather. 


I see the pants from the inclined plane.


You can say that about most of human existence. 


Everything is a cloth of some sort.


Try to show me before you find Japan.

The lake leans to the left when it reaches for something.


Your mind is full of that. 


Dress like a metric tool kit.

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it like when a man walks into a room of furniture polish 


Almost thought we were going to multiply.


I'm not saying she is attractive, but I wouldn't skip her across the lake in place of a stone, if you know what I mean. 


Another parabola of cookies.


Get your socks out.


I need better instructions.


If it occurs. 


I washed the world.


So did the ottoman's and looked where that got them. 


It's the feet that fold like maps.


There are more men that are buried there. 
He's like a waterfall of knives

I ate a lot of history.


My friends are not the ones you should be concerned with. 


Full of hot sand and mushy balls of lint.


It was provided to me at orientation. 


Pillow crust denominators. 


It always happens in the holocaust memorial museum.


The tubas are hungry.


Please succumb to our will. 


Eat the lines, be the lines.


The trumpet? 


Let's all click in the box at the same time.


Burn ward sycophants. 

I see farts going up and down the wall.


Taking my photo will not prevent the fall of Rome. 


There is no such thing as tupperware. 


It's handy to have a new universe available. 


No whistling at the fried eggs.


It's bad news now.


It's all peppermint pickles in Williamsport.


Lets begin again. 


The mildew of a fat base.


I believe in basting. 

Nomenclature soup.


I feel vindication whenever I poop. 


Creamed corn paradise.


Well that's one way of saying it.


A halfback of the 1919 boogie.


I want to strangle everyone immediately. 


This is not how pockets work.


It pains me to agree with you. 

Sorry, I ate all the bandages.


That's why we drink. 


The postage stamps are knocking on the door again.


I want you to fire the gun, 


I will poop in the pie shell.


Divisions occur naturally.

As does lemon zest.


Feel my visionary. 


At the junction of three interstate highways.


Punch phyllis again. 


I no longer have longitude.


It's better off than in as they say. 


No machinery on foot.


Botulism is all around the movers. 


It's easy to switch and save.


I figured as much. 


There's too much sand on this planet.


Beat it, harder than hard. 


Three apples in a tub.


If you want, we could reschedule. 


An orchestra against the sea.

I'm beginning the journey.

Pants are underrated.


Boger Regis is around the corner from the corn flake factory. 


One thing I like about yarn is the taste of liverwurst.


You're probably an american.


Please smile when you're foaming.


I became, and then I stopped suddenly. 


I can't believe my poop is taking a trip.


Some things don't belong in the ballbag. 


They went door-to-door looking for hemorrhoid cream.


Break out of that funk man!


In less than an hour I got surrounded by commas.


Rigorous lovemaking again. 


They're dropping cubes instead of balls.


Horse hides. 


The hidden warmth of toenail fungus.


If it going to be, then it is going to be gone. 


Pop this on the steamer.


Well, just you wait until the circus hears about this. 


Farting in front of Rick Steves.


Your voice reminds me of getting a fatal disease.


I can't fit that many pulsars in my pockets.


I dont think I can talk about this in mixed company 


I get his feeling of being excavated.


Those men are back, 


Hot balloons of pita bread.


I'm fine without having all the whales at the party. 


I behaved like eggs.


I Don't think it will be alright. 


Another time capsule filled with gibberish about soda pants.


Again with the seizures. 


Every bag in the laundry room has sent me an e-mail today.


Quote a paleontologist.


You smell like a sphygmomanometer. 


Zip up for more!


Stand still while you're peeing.


Walking into a large one. 


This is quite an ordeal.


I'm getting around to seeing it. 


I see you've been working out your paragraphs again.


Pocahontas butt feathers. 


A bowl of pistachios for the Gilligan marathon.


Bunk svengali, the master macaroni.


Similar to a toasted hex screwdriver.


I'm not sure I've ever been more covered in ants. 


The veins and the arteries of coleslaw. 


Such a man would never use one.


The phone rings again.


She walked slowly, like she was made of needles.


Everything you are is in the 1940 Census.


Its better to blow it up and blow it. 

Another diet that ends with a chorus.


Bishoply mannerisms and a striked match. 

Please grow more fingernails for the harvesting.


I"m afraid of the spreadsheets 


There are three more toilets.

Explain it like you were made of wood. 


It's always the dirt you cannot see that drives magnesium prices.


I'm not open to chatting about her until he flowers bloom

A brand new city and an old hamper with a hole in it.

The more vicious the internment, the more splendor the walls will bleed. 

You can't put the glove compartment in the egg whites.

If only one of us would stop with all the knee dildos we might be able to make progress with perpetual motion devices. 

Your apricot apron is cute!

I can not become immune. 

Only when you have season tickets.

You see it with me. 

The gods are expecting their Brussels sprouts. 

Like a cheap seat on a plane to Palestine. 

That's a lot of salad for a hamster.

Dobermanns. 

Time slows down inside cereal boxes.

Everyone should get the chance to use this toilet. 

Your mammoth bones are newer.

Doo-wop, am i right? 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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