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DallasBryan ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 23 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3323 |
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ILL START WITH SOME BAD JOKES
YO MOMMAS SO FAT!
SMALLER FAT WOMEN REVOLVE AROUND HER!
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WHEN SHE HAULS ASS SHE HAS TO USE TWO WHEELBARROWS! ![]() Edited by DallasBryan - April 04 2007 at 10:28 |
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toolis ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: April 26 2006 Location: MacedoniaGreece Status: Offline Points: 1678 |
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o, oh...
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more... -sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue... |
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DallasBryan ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 23 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3323 |
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MIDGET FORTUNE TELLER THAT ESCAPED PRISON?
NEWS REPORTS.........
SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
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magnus ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 19 2006 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 865 |
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yo' momma so fat, that when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYONE.
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The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes
Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie ![]() |
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Abstrakt ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: August 18 2005 Location: Soundgarden Status: Offline Points: 18292 |
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One day, Pekka was cycling.
The Road turned left, but Pekka didn't.
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markosherrera ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 01 2006 Location: World Status: Offline Points: 3252 |
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one man go to a doctor because has a big parasite in digestive system,the parasite is a giant worm,the doctor said to the man you only need some potatos and a big stick(palo),and put all the days at 8 am 5 potatos in the ass very deep,after 10 days ,come here at 7.45 am..after 10 days the man go to the doctor,and the doctor ask.how you feel?..bad doctor i feel bad...the doctor said: open your legs.......after two hours the man said ..doctor I am tired ,I have 2 hours with the legs open...doctor=patience please !!! after other hour appear the worm in the ass ,and the worm said = More ,more potato please!!!..and the doctor take the stick and hit in the head of the worm and kill it ,and the doctor said= ok give me 20$ you are sane again
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stonebeard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
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That is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.
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Bj-1 ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Offline Points: 31663 |
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So stupid and gross it's funny.
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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rileydog22 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844 |
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Are you ok? |
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Bastille Dude ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: November 30 2005 Status: Offline Points: 906 |
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More, More potato please!! ![]() |
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DEATH TO FALSE PROG!
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Badabec ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 14 2005 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 1313 |
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Yo' Momma 's so fat, dogs play frisbee on her body!
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Komodo dragon ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: March 20 2007 Location: Serbia Status: Offline Points: 346 |
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work ?
A Stick ! ![]() |
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progismylife ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 19 2006 Location: ibreathehelium Status: Offline Points: 15535 |
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There is already a thread like this
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daz2112 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 18 2006 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 4483 |
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Velcro...What a rip off!
As i was getting into my car,this bloke says to me "can you give me a lift?" I said "sure,you look great,the world's you're oyster,go for it!" |
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Sasquamo ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: September 26 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 828 |
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So? |
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daz2112 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 18 2006 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 4483 |
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I saw this bloke chatting up a Cheetah, I thought he's trying to pull a fast one!
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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daz2112 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 18 2006 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 4483 |
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I went to the doctor & said "i have a small island with palm trees,flowers growing on it & a small sea surrounding it on my cheek!" The doctor said "It's just a beauty spot!"
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Melomaniac ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: May 07 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4088 |
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A woman in her late twenties has been complaining for a few years to her boyfriend that she thinks her breasts are too small. He never made a case of it, until she came to him and said ;"I'm thinking of having implants."
So he came up with this idea ;
"I have an idea for you, he said. Take some toilet paper, and rub your breasts with the toilet paper at least twice a day. I can garantee you'll have bigger breasts."
Quizically looking at her boyfriend, the woman replied ; "What kind of nonesense is this ? It won't do anything!!!"
To which the boyfriend replied ; "You should see what toilet paper has made to your butt !!!"
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"One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio
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paolo.beenees ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: March 30 2007 Location: Italy Status: Offline Points: 1136 |
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After years of heavy petting without getting to the target, a young man tries to convince her girlfriend to have real sex.
"I won't" she answers "You've got to marry me!!"
The young man so rushes to his girlfriend's house, calls her daddy and tells him "Sir, I want your daughter's c**t in marriage!"
Astonished, the father replies "You'd better tell me you want her hand"
"No!" exclaims the young man "I'm pretty tired of it..."
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yface1 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: March 29 2006 Location: Skatchwan Status: Offline Points: 206 |
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A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only
3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.They
manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of
years doing what's atural for men and women to do..... After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely
horrible about what she had been doing. She felt that having sex with
both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed
herself.
It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course........... Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing .. . . . . . . . So they buried her. ![]() |
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My entertainment dollar is burning in my pocket!
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