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harmonium.ro 
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: August 18 2008 Location: Anna Calvi Status: Offline Points: 22989 |
 Posted: October 27 2010 at 06:44 |
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He called it quits.
It's no more.  |
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CCVP
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Joined: September 15 2007 Location: Vitória, Brasil Status: Offline Points: 7971 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 06:46 |
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Pekka
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Joined: August 03 2006 Location: Espoo, Finland Status: Offline Points: 6457 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 07:51 |
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Jörgemeister
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Joined: February 10 2008 Location: Nauticus Status: Offline Points: 2296 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 08:37 |
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why? what happened? |
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rushfan4
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66918 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:04 |
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Was it a Happy Family bootleg?
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67475 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:06 |
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I made something, again.
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harmonium.ro
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: August 18 2008 Location: Anna Calvi Status: Offline Points: 22989 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:10 |
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Somebody noticed it was a bootleg and reported it; then the admins squashed it. |
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Jörgemeister
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Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:20 |
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I though it was an official one,.... there it goes my review..
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Jörgemeister
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Joined: February 10 2008 Location: Nauticus Status: Offline Points: 2296 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:26 |
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so I spent 1 hour for nothing ... ... . . . .. . . . ..
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A Person
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Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:38 |
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NecronCommander
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Prog Metal Team Joined: September 17 2009 Location: Madison, WI Status: Offline Points: 16122 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:40 |
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Morning, Cat.
Shred, is it gay that I like taking long showers? I'm off to chem, boo.
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The Truth
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 19 2009 Location: Kansas Status: Offline Points: 21795 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:50 |
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Hello shred. Yes I need to be focusing on class.
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Henry Plainview
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Joined: May 26 2008 Location: Declined Status: Offline Points: 16715 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:50 |
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God damn it, Shred, I'm retarded. I ran out of time and bombed the sh*t out of my Calculus test because I suck at algebra and then afterwards I realized I did a couple of other stupid things as well, including approximating the square root of 65 to be less than 8. Q_Q I thought the test was about whether or not I understand how the first and second derivative tests work, not whether or not I can find the zeroes of sixth degree polynomials! I blame my dog for keeping me up all night and the internet for everything else.
Not even a link can cheer me up. :(
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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A Person
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Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:51 |
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No, the internet is more important.  |
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The Truth
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 19 2009 Location: Kansas Status: Offline Points: 21795 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:51 |
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I will not let you brainwash me Matt  |
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67475 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:52 |
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Epignosis
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 30 2007 Location: Raeford, NC Status: Offline Points: 32593 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:54 |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:55 |
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Funny joke I just read
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul)while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best ... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and ... HOLY MOTHER OF.. . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE ....!!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! P.s... My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!! |
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67475 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:57 |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258 |
Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:59 |
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wutlol
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