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What did the pyromaniac say to the firefighter?

I give you your job.

"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus

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What do you get when you cross a Kiwi, and Aussie, and an Irishman.

Drunk

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This couple was driving in Florida and the man stretched and announced .. Finally, We are in KISS-I-ME, his wife laughs, and says, no dear, its Ka-sim-e .. they argue till they are almost outside of town, finally the man says look, we'll stop and ask someone.. his wife agrees. So they pull off the highway and go into the first place they find. He goes up to a stranger, and says, "Excuse me sir, My Wife and I are having a disagreement .. and I was wondering if you could please tell us where we are?"

The guys scoffs, he says, "Look man, read my lips .. B U R G E R K I N G.

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There is a six foot tall Texan riding on a public service bus. The bus makes a stop to pick up an Italian guy. The Italian guy sits right next to the Texan. The Texan turns to the Italian guy and says: My name is Brown......Capital B-R-O-W-N....I'm from Texas and I'm white from the top of my head to the tip of my toe and I don't like Italian folks. So the Italian guy finds another seat.

So the bus makes another stop and picks up a Jewish guy. Well the Jewish guy climbs aboard and sits right next to the Texan. The Texan turns to the Jewish guy and says: My name is Brown.....Capital B-R-O-W-N........I'm from Texas and I'm white from the top of my head to the tip of my toe and I don't like Jewish folks. So the Jewish guy finds another seat.

The bus makes it's final stop and picks up an Irish guy. The Irish guy sits right next to the Texan. The Texan turns to the Irish guy and says: My name is Brown.....capital B-R-O-W-N I'm from Texas and I'm white from the top of my head to the tip of my toe and I don't like Irish folks. The Irish guy turns to the Texan and says: Me name is McNeil.......capital M-c-N-E-I-L .........I'm Irish and I'm white from the top of me head to the tip of me toe. Except fer me a****le which is Brown ...capital B-R-O-W-N

Two women were walking around town one afternoon.

One of them points across the street and says, "Say, isn't that your husband coming out of the florist?"

"Yes damn it," the other woman says. "And he's got two dozen roses. I'm going to have to keep my legs up in the air three days."

The first woman says, "Well, why don't you get a vase?"

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ok, so there's this elk, and he goes into a guy's bathroom. The guy then goes to do his business and he says "omg an elk!" and the elk says, "you're not a porcupine. I shall shove a banana into your eye until you admit that you slept with a cactus last night". the guy then shoots the elk, because it's bad manners to just pop into someone's bathroom.

"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus

I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.

A Person wrote:

The American Government

Government.

"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus

I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.

An italian family is in a car.... there is the mum, the father and the children....

who is the driver?

a policeman