I need to get someone back

Sean Trane wrote: A friend once shaved off half my mustaches and beard after a sound night of drinking in my Ardennes hideout Ardennes! I woke up and spend the next four hours with half a moustache and the opposite side's beard seriously clipped! When I found out who was culprit, I waited till next night and carried him and the bed (sound asleep) in the next field where cows and two pigs were grazing. We covered with old chesses crust , old  breads and left him there.  He got finally awoken with cows and pigs all over him to eat the stuff thrown on him and a cow licking his face! I think they heard his sreams to the fourth village down the river!

God that's funny!

Man With Hat wrote: Wait I'm confused about something: He pissed in your drink and then you actually drank it?? I suppose it was yellow gaterade then .

Ok, ok, here's the deal...

Me and my friend went to Wendy's for lunch, and when I got back I was deciding whether or not to go to biology. So, I go to my locker and get my books and this small bottle of 'All Stars' Gatorade I had. It was a very dark purple colour as I remember.

So, I go to biology, sit next to my friend Luke. I'm sitting there, doing work or whatnot, and decide to take a swig of the gatorade. As soon as it hit my taste buds, I knew something was not-f**king-right. I spit it back into the bottle.

"I think someone pissed in my drink."

My friend thinks I'm overreacting, and says "I doubt it's piss, Nick." or something along those lines. But then he smells it and acknowledges that it smells like piss... I knew it was. It was still kind of steamy.

I pitched the gatorade and went to the washroom to wash my hands, and I used a fountain to wash my mouth out as best I could.

Later on, after biology, I found out that it was my friend Jesse who pissed in it. Stupid bastard.

illustrated wrote: Man With Hat wrote: Wait I'm confused about something: He pissed in your drink and then you actually drank it?? I suppose it was yellow gaterade then . Ok, ok, here's the deal... Me and my friend went to Wendy's for lunch, and when I got back I was deciding whether or not to go to biology. So, I go to my locker and get my books and this small bottle of 'All Stars' Gatorade I had. It was a very dark purple colour as I remember. So, I go to biology, sit next to my friend Luke. I'm sitting there, doing work or whatnot, and decide to take a swig of the gatorade. As soon as it hit my taste buds, I knew something was not-f**king-right. I spit it back into the bottle. "I think someone pissed in my drink." My friend thinks I'm overreacting, and says "I doubt it's piss, Nick." or something along those lines. But then he smells it and acknowledges that it smells like piss... I knew it was. It was still kind of steamy. I pitched the gatorade and went to the washroom to wash my hands, and I used a fountain to wash my mouth out as best I could. Later on, after biology, I found out that it was my friend Jesse who pissed in it. Stupid bastard.

Ok, at least you didn't drink it, that would have been massively over the top. It still wasn't nice though.

Anyway, assuming this "jesse" is a man, here's what i would do:

first, kick him in the crotch

Second, repeat step one

Third, One day (while he is away) sneak into his home and put twinkes and/or grapes into his mircowave. Sure it's not embarrssing or hurtful, but it makes a hell of a mess.

Alternate to step three, Sign him up for some of that trans-gender surgery they perform now-a-days, and somehow drug him and send him there (don't forget to video tape this whole transaction)  Extreme? You know it!

Anyway, who pisses in a classroom? I guess he somehow, took it, sneaked out to the bathroom, and did it there. I say there's something wrong upstairs on this boy .

Man With Hat wrote: illustrated wrote: Man With Hat wrote: Wait I'm confused about something: He pissed in your drink and then you actually drank it?? I suppose it was yellow gaterade then . Ok, ok, here's the deal... Me and my friend went to Wendy's for lunch, and when I got back I was deciding whether or not to go to biology. So, I go to my locker and get my books and this small bottle of 'All Stars' Gatorade I had. It was a very dark purple colour as I remember. So, I go to biology, sit next to my friend Luke. I'm sitting there, doing work or whatnot, and decide to take a swig of the gatorade. As soon as it hit my taste buds, I knew something was not-f**king-right. I spit it back into the bottle. "I think someone pissed in my drink." My friend thinks I'm overreacting, and says "I doubt it's piss, Nick." or something along those lines. But then he smells it and acknowledges that it smells like piss... I knew it was. It was still kind of steamy. I pitched the gatorade and went to the washroom to wash my hands, and I used a fountain to wash my mouth out as best I could. Later on, after biology, I found out that it was my friend Jesse who pissed in it. Stupid bastard. Ok, at least you didn't drink it, that would have been massively over the top. It still wasn't nice though. Anyway, assuming this "jesse" is a man, here's what i would do: first, kick him in the crotch Second, repeat step one Third, One day (while he is away) sneak into his home and put twinkes and/or grapes into his mircowave. Sure it's not embarrssing or hurtful, but it makes a hell of a mess. Alternate to step three, Sign him up for some of that trans-gender surgery they perform now-a-days, and somehow drug him and send him there (don't forget to video tape this whole transaction)  Extreme? You know it! Anyway, who pisses in a classroom? I guess he somehow, took it, sneaked out to the bathroom, and did it there. I say there's something wrong upstairs on this boy .

Haha, well he didn't piss in a classroom...

During lunch that day, someone (I think my friend Tim) dared him to take a piss in my drink. Unfortunately, I had left my locker open (which I just remembered) which is how he got my drink in the first place.. So he went to the washroom, did the deed, and put it  back where it was.

Man With Hat wrote: illustrated wrote: Man With Hat wrote: illustrated wrote: Man With Hat wrote: Wait I'm confused about something: He pissed in your drink and then you actually drank it?? I suppose it was yellow gaterade then . Ok, ok, here's the deal... Me and my friend went to Wendy's for lunch, and when I got back I was deciding whether or not to go to biology. So, I go to my locker and get my books and this small bottle of 'All Stars' Gatorade I had. It was a very dark purple colour as I remember. So, I go to biology, sit next to my friend Luke. I'm sitting there, doing work or whatnot, and decide to take a swig of the gatorade. As soon as it hit my taste buds, I knew something was not-f**king-right. I spit it back into the bottle. "I think someone pissed in my drink." My friend thinks I'm overreacting, and says "I doubt it's piss, Nick." or something along those lines. But then he smells it and acknowledges that it smells like piss... I knew it was. It was still kind of steamy. I pitched the gatorade and went to the washroom to wash my hands, and I used a fountain to wash my mouth out as best I could. Later on, after biology, I found out that it was my friend Jesse who pissed in it. Stupid bastard. Ok, at least you didn't drink it, that would have been massively over the top. It still wasn't nice though. Anyway, assuming this "jesse" is a man, here's what i would do: first, kick him in the crotch Second, repeat step one Third, One day (while he is away) sneak into his home and put twinkes and/or grapes into his mircowave. Sure it's not embarrssing or hurtful, but it makes a hell of a mess. Alternate to step three, Sign him up for some of that trans-gender surgery they perform now-a-days, and somehow drug him and send him there (don't forget to video tape this whole transaction)  Extreme? You know it! Anyway, who pisses in a classroom? I guess he somehow, took it, sneaked out to the bathroom, and did it there. I say there's something wrong upstairs on this boy . Haha, well he didn't piss in a classroom... During lunch that day, someone (I think my friend Tim) dared him to take a piss in my drink. Unfortunately, I had left my locker open (which I just remembered) which is how he got my drink in the first place.. So he went to the washroom, did the deed, and put it  back where it was. I wish i had your friends as mine

No kidding.

I have laughed more reading this than any thread I've seen in a good while. Sadly though, the reality of this situation is truly not funny. Nor was your so-called friend's antics a joke. It was sick and vindictive and not funny at all. I agree with Ivan's first response which basically said that this person is not your friend. People like that spawned the age old saying, with friends like that who needs enemies.

Surely, there are people you can hang out with that won't expect you to drink piss to be their friend. Find them.

As for revenge, it may be fun, and deserved, but Ivan was right on that point too. It could lead to an endless circle of harmful and perhaps dangerous events.

Your call. I recommend you cut your losses and move on.