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The T 
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 16 2006 Location: FL, USA Status: Offline Points: 17493 |
 Posted: December 06 2011 at 13:54 |
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: December 06 2011 at 15:14 |
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All of a sudden everything all makes sense.  |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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2dogs
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Joined: December 03 2011 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 705 |
Posted: February 06 2012 at 01:51 |
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I replied to this guy's thread yesterday, but the weight of wisdom expressed there was so enormous the entire thread collapsed in on itself and disappeared. Basically he is some sort of Christian, possibly Chinese, who thinks albums, group names, geography etc. have religious meanings.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: February 08 2012 at 03:55 |
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A dyslexic James Joyce and female Oriental religious fanatic had a baby and called it
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Blacksword
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Joined: June 22 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 16130 |
Posted: February 08 2012 at 07:34 |
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I suspct he doesn't speak English and has used a web translator tool to translate his reviews into English.
I'd like to understand more about his apparent fixation with Islands, distance, mainland, performance based acts etc..Bizarre.. |
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: February 08 2012 at 07:49 |
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Of course he speaks English - phrases like "all the bells and whistles" don't fall out of an auto-translator.
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What?
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refugee
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VIP Member Joined: November 20 2006 Location: Greece Status: Offline Points: 7026 |
Posted: February 08 2012 at 08:03 |
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
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AlexDOM
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Joined: February 02 2011 Location: Indianapolis Status: Offline Points: 775 |
Posted: February 08 2012 at 12:35 |
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ha ha his reviews are hysterical!
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2dogs
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Joined: December 03 2011 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 705 |
Posted: February 09 2012 at 14:04 |
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Well, he cleared up one question for me - as "Beacons to the Eye" goes backwards in the middle while still sounding much the same, Chrome are definitely Progressive.
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Tapfret
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: August 12 2007 Location: Bryant, Wa Status: Offline Points: 8634 |
Posted: February 10 2012 at 01:05 |
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The Sabbath,Bloody Sabbath review is the best. Brought me to tears.
"The black sabbath and metal genre, this genre is obviously racist since they have done so many drugs they cannot stand straight. Even if Ozzy says he likes the Beatles, he is a liar, the metal genre will do that." He also discloses the mainland he so often refers to in opposition to the island based groups is in fact China. |
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I Love Internet
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Joined: November 08 2005 Location: Finland Status: Offline Points: 132 |
Posted: February 14 2012 at 11:18 |
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Im so glad I checked out this thread. It brought tears to my eyes coz I laughed so hard at your comments. It was the comments that were funny. Not the horrid reviews. Thanks a lot Jim, Dean and everyone else that contributed on this discussion.
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I like my eggs boiled and thatīs it!
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Tom Ozric
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Joined: September 03 2005 Location: Olympus Mons Status: Offline Points: 15926 |
Posted: March 27 2014 at 13:27 |
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Every now and then I like to refer back to a review by this joker if only to prove to myself that there are stranger beings out there than me...... |
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Metalmarsh89
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Joined: January 15 2013 Location: Oregon, USA Status: Offline Points: 2673 |
Posted: March 28 2014 at 11:11 |
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He hit some good points on Dark Side of the Moon.
Thanks for the necro-bump. Those reviews were a breath of fresh air. |
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Want to play mafia? Visit here.
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dr wu23
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Joined: August 22 2010 Location: Indiana Status: Offline Points: 20702 |
Posted: March 28 2014 at 22:30 |
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Wow....that's about as strange as I have seen for music reviews.
I'd love to hear what he thinks are some 4 star albums.
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One does nothing yet nothing is left undone.
Haquin |
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uduwudu
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 17 2007 Status: Offline Points: 2603 |
Posted: March 30 2014 at 02:54 |
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... "their efforts outdo the work" (TDSOM ... review...)
Que? What is up with the anti-England stance? From the Genesis review apparently England initiates over played bands. Perhaps some end up that way... how is this a band's fault? Yeah, perfect sense, exactly what i was thinking when I turned to read Slartibartfast's post. |
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