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One day Gay Eric was sitting in the park in a melancholy mood feeding the birds with croque-monsieurs.

Suddenly a midget biker arrived on his fancy Harly Nilsson motorcycle, almost colliding with the bench Gay Eric was sitting on, and the birds flew away in great horror because the midget biker was very loud and ugly.

"Excuse me", said the midget biker, "but aren't you the great Gay Eric? I'm a huge (no pun intended) fan of yours!"

"Fans are a capitalist invention!" Gay Eric cried and split the midget biker's head in half with a very sharp stick he found lying on the ground.

He then proceeded to urinate on the midget bikers body, being careful not to step on the ever-growing pool of blood with his brand new leather shoes.

But then he realized that now that the midget biker's body was covered in blood and urine it would be disgusting and morally questionable to commit necrophilic acts upon it. Faced with this dilemma Gay Eric fell down on his knees and cried.

When he opened his eyes (because he had been crying with eyes closed) and looked at the sky he saw a beautiful vision: Winona Ryder's luminous eyes looked down upon him from the skies and emitted some sort of strange yellow substance in his general direction.

Having seen this beautiful vision Gay Eric was suddenly in an extremely blissful state of mind, so he decided to sit down on the bench and live his life happily ever after.

THE END.

LOL @ violent comic strip

Not as BRILLIANT as the actual movie though, huh? Smile

Thank you! Smile

But now really, did you enjoy the actual movie or not? cause yesterday you said it was "interesting" but that could be positive or negative. Tell me!!! Shocked

Edited by floydispink - January 13 2010 at 14:03

SUM FANTAZTIK STAWRIES IN HEAR GUIZE

YA VOMPATTIZ RITE, THX DUDE!!! Smile

A truly wonderful story indeed Hug

Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

Fantastic twist!

Write a story about me, and how I overthrew the evil anti-VDGG empire led by Alex and birdwithteeth.

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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Posted: January 13 2010 at 12:59
	That's it, I'm done waiting! I will publish my Gay Eric/Midget Biker story during the next 13½ minutes and there's no way you can stop me. Edited by Vompatti - January 13 2010 at 13:02

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Posted: January 13 2010 at 13:14
	One day Gay Eric was sitting in the park in a melancholy mood feeding the birds with croque-monsieurs. Suddenly a midget biker arrived on his fancy Harly Nilsson motorcycle, almost colliding with the bench Gay Eric was sitting on, and the birds flew away in great horror because the midget biker was very loud and ugly. "Excuse me", said the midget biker, "but aren't you the great Gay Eric? I'm a huge (no pun intended) fan of yours!" "Fans are a capitalist invention!" Gay Eric cried and split the midget biker's head in half with a very sharp stick he found lying on the ground. He then proceeded to urinate on the midget bikers body, being careful not to step on the ever-growing pool of blood with his brand new leather shoes. But then he realized that now that the midget biker's body was covered in blood and urine it would be disgusting and morally questionable to commit necrophilic acts upon it. Faced with this dilemma Gay Eric fell down on his knees and cried. When he opened his eyes (because he had been crying with eyes closed) and looked at the sky he saw a beautiful vision: Winona Ryder's luminous eyes looked down upon him from the skies and emitted some sort of strange yellow substance in his general direction. Having seen this beautiful vision Gay Eric was suddenly in an extremely blissful state of mind, so he decided to sit down on the bench and live his life happily ever after. THE END.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: January 13 2010 at 13:19
	Cool story! I'm gonna start on the Inland Empire remake now.


Conor Fynes Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 11 2009 Location: Vancouver, CA Status: Offline Points: 3196	Posted: January 13 2010 at 13:47
	LOL @ violent comic strip

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: January 13 2010 at 13:49
	LOL@ Imma gunna upload INLAND EMPIRE now


The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: January 13 2010 at 13:54



Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Posted: January 13 2010 at 13:57
	It's okay, I guess.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: January 13 2010 at 13:59
	Not as BRILLIANT as the actual movie though, huh?


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Posted: January 13 2010 at 14:01
	No . . . but close.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: January 13 2010 at 14:02
	Thank you! But now really, did you enjoy the actual movie or not? cause yesterday you said it was "interesting" but that could be positive or negative. Tell me!!! Edited by floydispink - January 13 2010 at 14:03


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Posted: January 13 2010 at 14:11
	It's brilliant at times and barely watchable at others.

progkidjoel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643	Posted: January 13 2010 at 15:50
	SUM FANTAZTIK STAWRIES IN HEAR GUIZE


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Posted: January 13 2010 at 15:53
	THANX DUUUDE!

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: January 13 2010 at 15:55
	YA VOMPATTIZ RITE, THX DUDE!!!


The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: January 14 2010 at 17:00



Zebedee Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 02 2009 Location: The Woods Status: Offline Points: 1588	Posted: January 14 2010 at 17:03
	A truly wonderful story indeed
	Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: January 14 2010 at 17:05
	Thank you, Zebedee! I also feel the need to mention Vompatti once more, for his huge inspiration on the midget biker wombat!


progkidjoel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643	Posted: January 14 2010 at 17:05
	Fantastic twist!


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Posted: January 14 2010 at 17:07
	Great story!

UndercoverBoy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: November 10 2009 Location: Tulsa, OK, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 5148	Posted: January 14 2010 at 18:02
	Write a story about me, and how I overthrew the evil anti-VDGG empire led by Alex and birdwithteeth.