40 Shreds and then leave

That was weird.

Well I am at wedding reception right now (im the groom's cousin) and the bride's cousin apparently had a crush on me, so she made me dance with her, but I was not used to dancing in normal time signatures, so it was really awkward and she got kind pissed. So after she took me off the dancefloor, I started asking questions about her to get to know her better. I asked her what her favorite bamd was, she said The Beatles. Turns out she also likes Porcupine Tree. So anyway, ahe disn't understand my sense of humor and tye conversation went like this:
Me: "so where do you live?"
Her: "in Derp outside of Chicago"
"Chicago, where's that?"
"Wtf are you stupid?"
"oh, is that the place with the tall buildings?"
O_o
And then she told me that she thought I was 15 and how ai look mature blah blah blah
She also didn't like that ai asked whatever was in my mind. And she didn't know that Socrates taught Plato and Plato taught Aristotle.

I just realized: she's too normal for me

A Person wrote: No one has ever had a crush on me. :(

A couple hours ago, I could've said that too

A Person wrote: SolarLuna96 wrote: A Person wrote: No one has ever had a crush on me. :( A couple hours ago, I could've said that too You're seven years younger than me.

Golly, that must not feel good. Have a hug

I'm forever aloner than you are.

New Ellen is good. 

SolarLuna96 wrote: Well I am at wedding reception right now (im the groom's cousin) and the bride's cousin apparently had a crush on me, so she made me dance with her, but I was not used to dancing in normal time signatures, so it was really awkward and she got kind pissed. So after she took me off the dancefloor, I started asking questions about her to get to know her better. I asked her what her favorite bamd was, she said The Beatles. Turns out she also likes Porcupine Tree. So anyway, ahe disn't understand my sense of humor and tye conversation went like this: Me: "so where do you live?" Her: "in Derp outside of Chicago" "Chicago, where's that?" "Wtf are you stupid?" "oh, is that the place with the tall buildings?" O_o And then she told me that she thought I was 15 and how ai look mature blah blah blah She also didn't like that ai asked whatever was in my mind. And she didn't know that Socrates taught Plato and Plato taught Aristotle.

stonebeard wrote: SolarLuna96 wrote: Well I am at wedding reception right now (im the groom's cousin) and the bride's cousin apparently had a crush on me, so she made me dance with her, but I was not used to dancing in normal time signatures, so it was really awkward and she got kind pissed. So after she took me off the dancefloor, I started asking questions about her to get to know her better. I asked her what her favorite bamd was, she said The Beatles. Turns out she also likes Porcupine Tree. So anyway, ahe disn't understand my sense of humor and tye conversation went like this: Me: "so where do you live?" Her: "in Derp outside of Chicago" "Chicago, where's that?" "Wtf are you stupid?" "oh, is that the place with the tall buildings?" O_o And then she told me that she thought I was 15 and how ai look mature blah blah blah She also didn't like that ai asked whatever was in my mind. And she didn't know that Socrates taught Plato and Plato taught Aristotle. What the f**k am I reading?

SolarLuna96 wrote: but I was not used to dancing in normal time signatures

Edited by stonebeard - September 03 2011 at 22:59