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JrKASperov 
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 Posted: July 08 2006 at 06:16 |
Wow two of you didn't like Eyes Wide Shut? You didn't get it?  Anyway, I seriously loathe Mission to Mars. It started out all fine, but then suddenly the cliches hit hard fast and with high frequency. Tremors 4, I've never seen worse acting in a movie, except that one with the army of killer ants. But I can't think of the name of that one.
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Logos
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 06:27 |
 Geck0 wrote:
I shall tell you a movie I didn't like: Saw
Awful acting throughout. I've not seen the sequel, but apparently it's better.
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Dude, WTF? Saw is excellent.
Ivan_Melgar_M wrote:
somebody tell Jim Carrey to
make serious films (He's pretty good at that) |
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, that's a 5  film for sure.
Edited by Logos - July 08 2006 at 06:35
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2112
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 06:31 |
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worst movie of all time is Master of Disguise, it was sh*t!
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I can't wait to share this new wonder...The people will all see its light!
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crimson thing
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 07:37 |
I think you've mostly gone for the easy targets - it's easy to to make a truly bad blockbuster, since they pander to terrible taste as a given.
My vote for the worst movie of all time goes to "Event Horizon".
It had a fantastic premise, and a great cast - and took real talent for the director to make such a lousy movie from such amazing ingredients...........
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"Every man over forty is a scoundrel." GBS 
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 08:27 |
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28 Days Later.
It's not a bad film, but I just get annoyed with it. It's also my friends favourite film and I've no idea why... oh well.
Oh and please stop misunderstanding me guys, I love Kung Pow! - Enter The Fist and it's in my top film list, but it is a dreadful film nevertheless! It's so bad, it's amazing!
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Arsillus
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 12:23 |
Rocktopus wrote:
1. Life is Beautiful
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I liked that one. It was good. 
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the man machine
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 13:02 |
Arsillus wrote:
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Donnie Darko, film created for depressed high school rejects who think anything cryptic is deep. I despise this movie and its lack of anything resembling substance with all of my being.
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Back when I was in high school (all of 3 months ago [IMG]height=17 alt=Tongue src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>), lots of people loved that movie and praised it as a masterpiece. Now I think of those who said that and I see what you mean.
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what pisses me off about donni darko and the like is the way the media have labeled it a cult classic where as in reality it is just a film that is pretending to have a clever plot/moral but really it has none whatsoever.
there are lots and lots of bad movies released each year , they often seem to be based around a standard recipe for film making and lack any ingenuity on the writer or directors part . there are also lots of good films and documetaries released each year though , I have quite a good cinema near me where they play decent films often , otherwise i wouldnt go to the cinema.
Edited by the man machine - July 08 2006 at 13:06
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 18:56 |
SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!  Seriously though, Kung Pow ruled. I'm disappointed they didn't make a sequel though. As for chick flicks, can't say I've seen too many, and considering how many girls won't even give me the time of day if I ask them, I doubt I will ever have to go see one. At least in theaters (I have found that one, when bored enough, will watch ANYTHING, no matter how sh*tty it is) Also, movies that are so bad they're great: Any "horror" movie on the Sci Fi channel.
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Australian
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 18:58 |
2112 wrote:
worst movie of all time is Master of Disguise, it was sh*t! |
It was very bad, a major flop.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:08 |
heyitsthatguy wrote:
SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!
Seriously though, Kung Pow ruled. I'm disappointed they didn't make a sequel though. As for chick flicks, can't say I've seen too many, and considering how many girls won't even give me the time of day if I ask them, I doubt I will ever have to go see one. At least in theaters (I have found that one, when bored enough, will watch ANYTHING, no matter how sh*tty it is)
Also, movies that are so bad they're great: Any "horror" movie on the Sci Fi channel.
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Has production stopped on the sequel then? Last time I read something about it, they were in production, due for release either this year or next year... so you may still get the sequel yet! I still crack up at the NSync joke!
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Australian
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:09 |
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^ speaking on that, what's up with the new Indiana Jones? Is it going to be made?
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:12 |
Geck0 wrote:
heyitsthatguy wrote:
SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!
Seriously though, Kung Pow ruled. I'm disappointed they didn't make a sequel though. As for chick flicks, can't say I've seen too many, and considering how many girls won't even give me the time of day if I ask them, I doubt I will ever have to go see one. At least in theaters (I have found that one, when bored enough, will watch ANYTHING, no matter how sh*tty it is)
Also, movies that are so bad they're great: Any "horror" movie on the Sci Fi channel.
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Has production stopped on the sequel then? Last time I read something about it, they were in production, due for release either this year or next year... so you may still get the sequel yet!
I still crack up at the NSync joke!
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Whoa, it IS in production? That just made my night! 
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maani
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:15 |
Ivan:
I agree: with the exception of The Mask, Jim Carrey is better in "straight" roles (Truman Show, The Majestic) than the "wacky" roles (Ace Ventura, Batman).
crimson thing:
I actually thought Event Horizon was a very decent sci-fi/horror film. It took me a couple of viewings to finally "get it," but once I did, it grew on me.
My vote for the worst films would be any comedies (romantic or otherwise) with Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock. [N.B. Like Jim Carrey, Roberts and Bullock are actually better in "serious" roles (Sleeping With the Enemy, Pelican Brief, Conspiracy Theory et al; Speed, The Net, Murder by Numbers et al) than comedic ones.]
Also, most (though admittedly not all) films with Tom Cruise, Richard Gere or George Clooney (at least until recently).
Peace.
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maani
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:23 |
Australian:
According to Harrison Ford in a recent interview, everyone is simply waiting for the script re-write. All principals are happy with the basic story, and both Spielberg and Ford are raring to go. Ford said hopefully summer of 2007.
Peace.
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Australian
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:24 |
okay thanks maani. Ford is getting a bit old for the role.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:24 |
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One of the worst that critics talk about is that Spielberg one... Waterworld. I've not actually seen it, but is it really as bad as people say it is?
Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury seems to have a release date of 2006 on it... fingers crossed! Oh and it's directed by Jim Carrey... is that good thing?
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Australian
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:30 |
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He's a director? his latest movie, Fun with Dick and Jane is one of worst movies I've ever seen.
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:36 |
Australian wrote:
He's a director? his latest movie, Fun with Dick and Jane is one of worst movies I've ever seen. |
yyyeah that was a pretty terrible movie. Hopefully Steve Odekerk kept good judgement
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:47 |
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Hmmm, well there seems to be differing information on the Kung Pow! sequel, so I guess we'll have to wait and see who the director is.
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Australian
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Posted: July 08 2006 at 19:55 |
Here is the list so far (Disputed list)
The Fog (2005 version)
Harry Potter Movies
Jurassic Park 3
Titanic
Terminator 3
Kung Pow! - Enter the Fist
all "chick flicks"
Daredevil
The Princess Diaries
The Da Vinci Code
Fast and the Furious Tokyo drift
Dukes of Hazard
Lethal Weapon 3
The Pacifier
Hercules in New York
Popeye
Love Story
Police Academy
Friday 13
Rocky V
Dumb & Dumber
Ace Ventura Pët Detective
Jaws The Revenge
8 Mile
Rich or die tryin'
Fun with Dick and Jane
I Robot
Pride And Prejudice
Murder She Wrote
Colombo
Buffy
Angel
Veronica Mars
Charmed
Mortal Kombat
Donnie Darko (disputed)
Taken
The Scary Movies
Saw 1 & 2 (disputed)
Elizabethtown
Jersey Girl
Van Helsing
Planet of the Apes (remade version)
Life is Beautiful
Rekviem For a Dream
Magnolia
The Double Life of Veronique
Blue (Kieslovski)
Cinema Paradiso
Breathless (Godard)
Narnia
Eyes Wide Shut
Everyone Says I Love You
Plan nine from Outerspace
Queen of the Damned
Eyes wide shut
Charlies angels 1 & 2
The first Fast and Furious
Blade
The Howling
Jeepers Creepers
Witch Blair Project
Mission to Mars
Tremors 4
Master of Disguise
Event Horizon
28 Days Later
Snakes on a Plane
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