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TCat
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 10 2020 at 13:46 |
Is that death by expelled gases being aimed at big schnozzes (while listening to Streisand)?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 01:39 |
are you making a veiled comment about the holocaust?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 08:38 |
Doesn't that sound like a great plot for Cormac McCarthy's next book?
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54119
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 10:39 |
Is the next book about installing a new front sillcock?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 10:43 |
Is your old sillcock dripping?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 13:47 |
how can I hide my sillcock drips?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 18:01 |
Can you leave a hose attached to it?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 01:59 |
is the connection between the two guaranteed to be secure?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
Status: Offline
Points: 66937
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 08:05 |
Is there anything guaranteed in life other than death and taxes?
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 09:29 |
Can I get my money back if either one of them is defective?
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54119
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 10:48 |
Did you save the receipt?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
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Points: 66937
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 11:59 |
Would a birth certificate suffice or would you also need the death certificate?
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 13:59 |
What about the tax certificate?
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 14:25 |
how many different certificates do I need for a successful life?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 18:17 |
Shouldn't you first define what a successful life is?
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 13 2020 at 01:19 |
what are the chances I will have a successful life?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54119
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Posted: February 13 2020 at 10:13 |
Shouldn't it start with potty training?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: February 13 2020 at 12:49 |
Is that a requirement anymore seeing as so many people are becoming used to wearing adult diapers for different brainless activities?
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54119
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Posted: February 13 2020 at 13:15 |
How did I miss out on this diaper thing?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 13 2020 at 20:03 |
were you too focused on the butt to think about covering the butt?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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