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Posted: October 10 2015 at 17:46

I like to watch my cousin in the shower. Her name is Mike.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

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Posted: October 10 2015 at 18:19

I voiced my displeasure by firing this ranch dressing through her clog collection.

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: October 10 2015 at 18:24

^ I've done that but with mustard, and it was through dance slippers.

... gun for their condiments I need one for BBQ sauce and Ranch dressing

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Posted: October 10 2015 at 18:48

I wish I had a condiment gun. I only have a condom gun.

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Posted: October 10 2015 at 19:05

^ With all the gun controversy, I don't think we'll be shooting any vinegar-based products for long.

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Posted: October 10 2015 at 19:09

I have no parachute, and yet I'm still alive.

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Posted: October 10 2015 at 23:24

I don't like paisley, but it's better than anchovies.

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Posted: October 10 2015 at 23:48

Atavachron wrote:

^ With all the gun controversy, I don't think we'll be shooting any vinegar-based products for long.

Stalin tried to save America too.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: October 10 2015 at 23:55

I am a mermaid in my drunk tank.

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 00:04

Loving me is easy cause I'm beautiful
And everyday of your life is filled with loving me
La la la la la. La la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 00:52

Sexual homelessness.

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 01:05

Underestimate my butt all you like.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 01:21

#1 hits of the 10s #9466: The Ballad Of Jimmy Erections (The Queer Hand Puppet Linguist) - Emma Garth Scromboli

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 01:24

We all should love phlegm.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 01:27

Man With Hat wrote:

Sexual homelessness.

I had a touch of that in Québec.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 01:44

Bloviating with Ephraim

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 12:21

I shot the pirate gods.

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 12:51

Atavachron wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Sexual homelessness.

I had a touch of that in Québec.

I could tell from your breath.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 17:05

Be outrageous. Be fat. Be in Cheboygan.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: October 11 2015 at 18:25

Did we sext last night?

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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