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Shipping manifests collude.
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Drip over the edge with a new mustache.
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I'm living in a world of specters and I can't believe how many egg nog varieties there are.
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #28: "Don't tell people when you die."
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If salad tasted good why would they invent dressing?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 30 2017 at 00:34
> 50 Shades of Brown (excerpt)
Barnaby turned to sniff the air. It's odour and piquance were certainly that of a rich and mellifluous fart but
he had been suffering diarrhea for a solid week..no wait. Too late. Impromptu evacuations are the bane of any trapeze artist.

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My liver uses a mirror to look at the bladder.
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It's a short barrel, but the hammers are friendly.
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Irony bobs beneath the gutter.
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Urine analysis is a dusty science.
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Be my only railroad.
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A firm grip exudes a confidence only a large penis can.
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The ducks want you to move your coin lather.
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I will admit to the surplus riot if you admit to putting political grandmothers in tanks.
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Never generalize over anus spillage.
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I have a mandate for staring at knee pads.
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Be aggressive, just like a large bull.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 30 2017 at 10:36
A fish swims into my mouth or coat, whatever is the difference.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 30 2017 at 23:29
Forget that this is the first time in your life you've had eggs Florentine.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 30 2017 at 23:29
2 guys is gay but 6 guys is Albert Stetion's birthday.
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