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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 23 2006 at 17:50
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KAMELOT Epica progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 2003)
Avg: 4.40/5
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KAMELOT "Epica"
Review (Permanent link) by Drummer 666
Posted 11:43:04 AM EST, 1/21/2006

5 stars   Karma was a hard CD to beat, but they did it, this CD has so man guest artist it's a Dream, and the wonderful songs will just transport you to a higher place, it's just so Great.

WE NEED MORE ARTIST LIKE KAMELOT
KAMELOT Karma progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
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Avg: 4.44/5
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KAMELOT "Karma"
Review (Permanent link) by Drummer 666
Posted 11:38:38 AM EST, 1/21/2006

5 stars   This CD is and forever will be great, I listen to it alot, and I haven't put it down yet, I met them not to long ago, if you get to chance to see them live, DO, cause they are just the greatest Live, as for Karma, I love it, it's one of my FAVs. Every song is just so well put together.

They sound (more than a) bit fanboy-ish. And neither one of them really talk about the album(s).

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 23 2006 at 18:07

Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

Thanks again AThumbs Up (I left out the soulseek reference)Wink

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 23 2006 at 21:26
 
DREAM THEATER Images And Words  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 1992)
Avg: 4.24/5
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DREAM THEATER "Images And Words "
Review (Permanent link) by Vassallo
Posted 9:03:59 PM EST, 1/23/2006

1 stars   Dream Theater is absolutely not originally. They style came from genesis. I can make a line of time whit the copies:

genesis->marillion,iq,pendragon,etc->dream theater

The changes are a more powerfull percussions and "the touch of the metal style", i mean the absurd way to play so fast and monotome. Dreamtheater is one of the more monotome bands i ever heard. I will gave 1 star to each album. I reccomend those bands who copy the 70's styles don't do that. Because so they are doing the same mistakes from the 70's progressive rock.

Goodbye, and i now that each fan of dreamtheater wan'ts to kill me right now. Best go and heard yourself, go and put selling england by the pound of genesis and then we talk.

Bye
 
 
 
 
 
Hateboy rant... not a word about the actual album
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 23 2006 at 21:27
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 23 2006 at 21:41
That review was really stupid!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2006 at 02:11
DREAM THEATER Images And Words  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 1992)
Avg: 4.24/5
from 233 ratings
DREAM THEATER "Images And Words "
Review (Permanent link) by Vassallo
Posted 9:03:59 PM EST, 1/23/2006

1 stars   Dream Theater is absolutely not originally. They style came from genesis. I can make a line of time whit the copies:

genesis->marillion,iq,pendragon,etc->dream theater

The changes are a more powerfull percussions and "the touch of the metal style", i mean the absurd way to play so fast and monotome. Dreamtheater is one of the more monotome bands i ever heard. I will gave 1 star to each album. I reccomend those bands who copy the 70's styles don't do that. Because so they are doing the same mistakes from the 70's progressive rock.

Goodbye, and i now that each fan of dreamtheater wan'ts to kill me right now. Best go and heard yourself, go and put selling england by the pound of genesis and then we talk.

Bye

 

 

AngryI simply can't understand this boy... No word about the music. I think this review is useless. What do you think?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2006 at 03:50
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2006 at 16:45

On the subject of useless, fanboy-ish reviews, how 'bout this one?

MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA Inner Mounting Flame  progressive rock album and reviews Jazz Rock/Fusion
(Studio Album, 1971)
Avg: 4.35/5
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MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA "Inner Mounting Flame "
Review (Permanent link) by johnlance
Posted 2:46:46 PM EST, 1/24/2006

5 stars   I'm an old man folks and I've heard it all. And I can tell you one thing... this is the best album of music you can buy, period. Well... Electric Ladyland may be as good. I heard Mahavishnu live and I can tell you these guys were an absolute phenomenon. All those who came later are as children to Mahavishnu. That's more than one thing.... sorry.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nothing (ABSOLUTELY) about the record at all.
 
Nor this one...
THERION Lapaca Kliffoth
Review (Permanent link) by mrozin @ 5:44:44 PM EST, 1/18/2005

5 stars  —  it's first album of therion music i have heard first time. it was wonderfull. pure extasy. i hope the other people feel as greate as me when i'm listening this MUSIC. they're the best ever. i can't find more words to describe this incredible kind of music. fallow this way i'll stay with you.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2006 at 15:45
 
RIVERSIDE Second Life Syndrome progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 2005)
Avg: 4.49/5
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RIVERSIDE "Second Life Syndrome"
Review (Permanent link) by Pipex82
Posted 3:31:25 PM EST, 1/25/2006

5 stars   Este grupo es increible, los conoci con su primer album y quede gratamente sorprendido despues que termine de escuchar ese disco. ese tambien es una joyita, le doi el puntaje maximo , siguen en la misma linea compositiva. :D

tambien me gusta Indukti. saludos desde chile!!

escuchen a exsmio www.exsimio.cl
 
 
 
 
 
Well, you know what's up with this one.  I can understand it (being that I speak Spanish), but even if I were to translate, there's nothing in the "review" regarding the album at hand.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2006 at 16:06
Originally posted by sbrushfan sbrushfan wrote:

 
RIVERSIDE Second Life Syndrome progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 2005)
Avg: 4.49/5
from 142 ratings
RIVERSIDE "Second Life Syndrome"
Review (Permanent link) by Pipex82
Posted 3:31:25 PM EST, 1/25/2006

5 stars   Este grupo es increible, los conoci con su primer album y quede gratamente sorprendido despues que termine de escuchar ese disco. ese tambien es una joyita, le doi el puntaje maximo , siguen en la misma linea compositiva. :D

tambien me gusta Indukti. saludos desde chile!!

escuchen a exsmio www.exsimio.cl
 
 
 
 
 
Well, you know what's up with this one.  I can understand it (being that I speak Spanish), but even if I were to translate, there's nothing in the "review" regarding the album at hand.

Agreed...

I also checked the band Exsimio. They are already here in PA.  The guy who did the above review could help us with Exsimio bio: it's incomplete!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2006 at 16:39
Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Originally posted by sbrushfan sbrushfan wrote:

 
RIVERSIDE Second Life Syndrome progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 2005)
Avg: 4.49/5
from 142 ratings
RIVERSIDE "Second Life Syndrome"
Review (Permanent link) by Pipex82
Posted 3:31:25 PM EST, 1/25/2006

5 stars   Este grupo es increible, los conoci con su primer album y quede gratamente sorprendido despues que termine de escuchar ese disco. ese tambien es una joyita, le doi el puntaje maximo , siguen en la misma linea compositiva. :D

tambien me gusta Indukti. saludos desde chile!!

escuchen a exsmio www.exsimio.cl
 
 
 
 
 
Well, you know what's up with this one.  I can understand it (being that I speak Spanish), but even if I were to translate, there's nothing in the "review" regarding the album at hand.

Agreed...

I also checked the band Exsimio. They are already here in PA.  The guy who did the above review could help us with Exsimio bio: it's incomplete!

 

Cool. Thanks, Atkin.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2006 at 16:56
Say, Easy...how does one become a "Forum Moderator & Reviews Manager"? How do I become one?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2006 at 17:24

Closer to English, but still off the mark.

KRAFTWERK The Man-Machine (Die Mensch-Maschine)
Review (Permanent link) by Symphonic Age @ 7:33:30 AM EST, 5/28/2005

4 stars  —  I bought this CD in order not to go out from the shop to empty hands! ...Fortune! Eh, [&*!#]! This LP is so from industrial zone of Ruhr that I did not be able to do less than to love it! Certainty that the Kraftwerk I am some geniuses and nothing will be able to remove myself it from the head! Therefore if have not "The Man Machine" not you know the rebellion of the machines!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2006 at 02:41

I got a strong sense of Deja-Vu when I read this "Images and Words" review...

DREAM THEATER Images And Words  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 1992)
Avg: 4.27/5
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DREAM THEATER "Images And Words "
Review (Permanent link) by craig4
Posted 3:22:23 PM EST, 1/25/2006

5 stars   DREAM THEATER Images And Words

Progmetalheads ,here is the album you have been waiting for "Images and Words" and is the best Dream Theatre album I have ever heard!!

A mix of smooth music, fast aggressive metal sounds and progressive sounds!!!(a fusion of many styles included here!!!), and the album is well crafted!! A important contributer to prog metal, full of complexity and darn good musicians!!

They are major pioneers of Progressive Metaland helped to make Prog lovable again,has brought a new generation of Proggers into the scene, and Images and Words has great fast and melodic composions!!

100% RECOMMENDED!!

Images and Words include the following tracks: “Pull Me Under” resembles Metallica and many 70s Symphonic bands, a great opener and one of my favourites, with some excellent riffs and a true progressive track 5/5!!!

"Another Day" is a ballard and is not a prog song at all, just an awful ballad like if they are trying to sell out, saxophone is also a poor inclusion, not very metal and is a poor quality musicianship from a band that didn't need to go so low for this!! sorry but I can't give it more than 0/5 really poor!!.

"Take the Time" has keyboards as an intro and has a nice landscape to them, and has some top cracker riffs, powerful drumming is nice, the keyboard solos are rubbish and a guitar solo would have been more sophisticated, riffs starts again and more into the song is more solos and a sudden piano play kicks in with the guitar, the finisher kicks in with a cool fast power melodic riff that is the song closer, a reasonably 4/5!!!.

"Surrounded" starts like another FM ballad replete with naff string synths and this album begins to shape up like an REO Speedwagon or Foreigner album albeit with slightly odd prog and metal-orientated rhythms.

"Metropolis - Part I", is Metallica influenced and if I recall has an extract from "And Justice for All" a Metallica album from the late 1980s,the riffs are more simlified this time with some lush metal riffs (which is fair enough by me!!), a more simple metal banger with little Prog in it but as a true metalhead I have no problem with this!!, another favourite of mine, won't appeal to all proggers, but a real metal track that has to be turned up 5/5!!

"Under a Glass Moon" is bobarded with loads of keyboards and many Metallica influenced eleements in this track, again as pointed out more basic rock music with little progression, they try to hard here to progress,but not a favourite of mine, a fairly average track that scores a modest 3/5!!!

"Wait for sleep" the keyboards open up the track and those keyboards are the piano and the synthesisers with another ballad (what is it with these ballads!!) at least this track is progressive, but not a headbanger, with a band of this standard you want metal music and just special prog metal, nevermaind a modest 3/5!!!

"Learning to Live" is a different story, with more oomph compared to the previous track, a riff kicks in agin the riffs are Metallica influenced and have been extracted from "Ride the Lightning" and "Justice", the drumming is a bit retro in perspective, and another riff kicks in (and you guessed Metallica influenced!!!), but a change does arise in the few minutes into the song with keyboard badly sounded, guitaring is good as Petrucci always puts on a good performance, and in all another favourite of mine 5/5.

Dream Theater are heavily influnced by Metallica another favourite metal band of mine, influences are definetaly from "Justice For All", "Master of Puppets" and "Ride the Lightning" all Metallica's classic Progressive Metal albums that must be heard (this is where you hear Dream Theatre's blueprint sound!!!).

I think this is their best album of all time but could have been better, those ballads let it down though!!, and I strongly recommend it!!, this is a big step foward from the original Prog Rock, but that's before my time and does not appeal to me that much, gimme modern PROG metal anyday!!! 100% recommend = 10 / 10 (but could be better)!!
 
 
 
...Take a look at my review - the similarities are uncanny, especially the paragraph "Surrounded starts like another FM ballad replete with naff string synths and this album begins to shape up like an REO Speedwagon or Foreigner album albeit with slightly odd prog and metal-orientated rhythms."
 
 
Tut, tut, Craig4 - nicking another's reviewers work is bad form. Nicking MY work is asking for a slapping!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2006 at 03:48

SBF, Have a look at the FAQ's threadWink

Cert I'll PM Craig4, inviting him to sumbit an update.

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2006 at 15:50

Actually, having thought about it a little, I suppose I'm quite flattered that my words are exactly what someone else wanted to say.

Also, it seems highly appropriate, somehow, that a review of this album should borrow verbatim from elsewhere...

Or is that just me

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2006 at 16:11
Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Actually, having thought about it a little, I suppose I'm quite flattered that my words are exactly what someone else wanted to say.

Also, it seems highly appropriate, somehow, that a review of this album should borrow verbatim from elsewhere...

Or is that just me

Thank you, Easy.  And Certif1ed...I think it's a shame that people have to "borrow" (read: steal) from ANYONE regarding a review.  It's shameless and it speaks of a lack of originality.

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NECRonOMICon Tips Zum Selbstmord progressive rock album and reviews Krautrock
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Avg: 4.67/5
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NECRONOMICON "Tips Zum Selbstmord"
Review (Permanent link) by DOMIGO CASTILLO
Posted 4:55:43 PM EST, 1/26/2006

4 stars   UNA DE LAS MEJORES BANDAS DE PROGRE ALEMAN.......TENIENDO COMO BASE UN SONIDO PESADO Y EXPERIMENTAL..... ESTE GRUPO GERMANO PARTTE DE UNA GRAN CONCEPTUALIZACION.......COMBINANDO LOS SONIDOS PESADOS DE LA GUITARRA CON LOS TECLADOS... DENTRO DE LA TRI-LOGIA DE GRUPOS ALEMANES.........JUNTO CON "VIRUS" Y "AGITATION FREE".......NECRONOMICON SE DISCUTE....... LAS PALABRAS AQUI SALEN SOBRANDO............MEJOR ESCUCHA SU DISCO........Y A VOLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........
 
 
 
 
 
 
  AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!  I'm not gonna bother to translate.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2006 at 19:22
Originally posted by sbrushfan sbrushfan wrote:

 
NECRonOMICon Tips Zum Selbstmord progressive rock album and reviews Krautrock
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Avg: 4.67/5
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NECRONOMICON "Tips Zum Selbstmord"
Review (Permanent link) by DOMIGO CASTILLO
Posted 4:55:43 PM EST, 1/26/2006

4 stars   UNA DE LAS MEJORES BANDAS DE PROGRE ALEMAN.......TENIENDO COMO BASE UN SONIDO PESADO Y EXPERIMENTAL..... ESTE GRUPO GERMANO PARTTE DE UNA GRAN CONCEPTUALIZACION.......COMBINANDO LOS SONIDOS PESADOS DE LA GUITARRA CON LOS TECLADOS... DENTRO DE LA TRI-LOGIA DE GRUPOS ALEMANES.........JUNTO CON "VIRUS" Y "AGITATION FREE".......NECRONOMICON SE DISCUTE....... LAS PALABRAS AQUI SALEN SOBRANDO............MEJOR ESCUCHA SU DISCO........Y A VOLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........
 
 
 
 
 
 
  AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!  I'm not gonna bother to translate.

Rough translation:

ONE OF The BEST BANDS OF PROGRE GERMAN.......teniendo AS BASE A HEAVY And EXPERIMENTAL SOUND..... THIS GERMANIC GROUP PARTTE OF A GREAT CONCEPTUALIZACION.......COMBINANDO THE HEAVY SOUNDS OF THE GUITAR WITH THE KEYBOARDS... WITHIN the TRI-LOGIA OF GROUPS GERMAN......... along with "VIRUS" and "AGITATION FREE".......necronomicon IS DISCUSSED....... WORDS AQUI LEAVE EXCEEDING............ better LISTENING THEIR DISC........y To VOLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........

 

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