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A hard lined dump bomb. 
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Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

What is the main task at hand

Installing velvet tusks on your penis and/or scrotum. 
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Happy International Women's Day (IWD), originally called International Working Women's Day! A woman is a female human. Women have, throughout history, made contributions to science, literature and art. The prosecution of women accused of witchcraft has a long tradition. A number of women have traveled into space. Female astronauts are subject to the same general physical effects of space travel as men. The idea of human sexual activity in the weightlessness or extreme environments of outer space, or sex in space, presents difficulties for the performance of most sexual activities due to Newton's Third Law.

Women in different parts of the world dress in different ways. In hunter-gatherer societies, women were generally the gatherers of plant foods, small animal foods and fish, while men hunted meat from large animals. During World War II, some women performed roles which would otherwise have been considered male jobs by the culture of the time. In the 1970s, many female academics, including scientists, avoided having children. World literacy is lower for females than for males.

"Woman" may also refer to a person's gender identity. Regarding gender, Simone de Beauvoir said: "One is not born a woman, one becomes one". Women with typical genetic development are usually capable of giving birth from puberty until menopause. The vagina is used in copulation and birthing, although the term vagina is often colloquially and incorrectly used in the English language for the vulva or external female genitalia, which consists of (in addition to the vagina) the labia, the clitoris, and the female urethra. In mature women, the breast is generally more prominent than in most other mammals.


I do love a good the labia, the clitoris, and the female urethra, if you know what I mean 
I had some good labia at a local spanish restaurant not too long ago, next time I'll remember to get the urethra

I wish we had those types of spanish restaurants around here. All Ican get is the tubes. 
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To make it through this forum in one piece?
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Happy International Women's Day (IWD), originally called International Working Women's Day! A woman is a female human. Women have, throughout history, made contributions to science, literature and art. The prosecution of women accused of witchcraft has a long tradition. A number of women have traveled into space. Female astronauts are subject to the same general physical effects of space travel as men. The idea of human sexual activity in the weightlessness or extreme environments of outer space, or sex in space, presents difficulties for the performance of most sexual activities due to Newton's Third Law.

Women in different parts of the world dress in different ways. In hunter-gatherer societies, women were generally the gatherers of plant foods, small animal foods and fish, while men hunted meat from large animals. During World War II, some women performed roles which would otherwise have been considered male jobs by the culture of the time. In the 1970s, many female academics, including scientists, avoided having children. World literacy is lower for females than for males.

"Woman" may also refer to a person's gender identity. Regarding gender, Simone de Beauvoir said: "One is not born a woman, one becomes one". Women with typical genetic development are usually capable of giving birth from puberty until menopause. The vagina is used in copulation and birthing, although the term vagina is often colloquially and incorrectly used in the English language for the vulva or external female genitalia, which consists of (in addition to the vagina) the labia, the clitoris, and the female urethra. In mature women, the breast is generally more prominent than in most other mammals.


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The opposite of downdog? 
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What's updog?
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Its becoming a sheepdog in here. 
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

The land is full of napkins.

Only Japan. 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I'm a ball.

That's not a log. 

It's also not a nose.

But it is suffering. 

That's why we have tissues.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Happy International Women's Day (IWD), originally called International Working Women's Day! A woman is a female human. Women have, throughout history, made contributions to science, literature and art. The prosecution of women accused of witchcraft has a long tradition. A number of women have traveled into space. Female astronauts are subject to the same general physical effects of space travel as men. The idea of human sexual activity in the weightlessness or extreme environments of outer space, or sex in space, presents difficulties for the performance of most sexual activities due to Newton's Third Law.

Women in different parts of the world dress in different ways. In hunter-gatherer societies, women were generally the gatherers of plant foods, small animal foods and fish, while men hunted meat from large animals. During World War II, some women performed roles which would otherwise have been considered male jobs by the culture of the time. In the 1970s, many female academics, including scientists, avoided having children. World literacy is lower for females than for males.

"Woman" may also refer to a person's gender identity. Regarding gender, Simone de Beauvoir said: "One is not born a woman, one becomes one". Women with typical genetic development are usually capable of giving birth from puberty until menopause. The vagina is used in copulation and birthing, although the term vagina is often colloquially and incorrectly used in the English language for the vulva or external female genitalia, which consists of (in addition to the vagina) the labia, the clitoris, and the female urethra. In mature women, the breast is generally more prominent than in most other mammals.

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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I feel like I'm in a commercial for hot dogs.

It's like you are eating human flesh 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

We Must Overcome Our Taboo Against Cannibalism. I Am Looking Forward To Eating Human Flesh.

But then comes the reckoning and all human flesh becomes inedible. 
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I'm a ball.

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Can rabbits or squirls help the lone hero to gather the same rights if the got more sramins
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Will the quantephysical model (QM) help to benefit the rights for equality between the male and female gender, will the poles be poles apart or atracted due to negatov nucluai.
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Happy International Women's Day (IWD), originally called International Working Women's Day! A woman is a female human. Women have, throughout history, made contributions to science, literature and art. The prosecution of women accused of witchcraft has a long tradition. A number of women have traveled into space. Female astronauts are subject to the same general physical effects of space travel as men. The idea of human sexual activity in the weightlessness or extreme environments of outer space, or sex in space, presents difficulties for the performance of most sexual activities due to Newton's Third Law.

Women in different parts of the world dress in different ways. In hunter-gatherer societies, women were generally the gatherers of plant foods, small animal foods and fish, while men hunted meat from large animals. During World War II, some women performed roles which would otherwise have been considered male jobs by the culture of the time. In the 1970s, many female academics, including scientists, avoided having children. World literacy is lower for females than for males.

"Woman" may also refer to a person's gender identity. Regarding gender, Simone de Beauvoir said: "One is not born a woman, one becomes one". Women with typical genetic development are usually capable of giving birth from puberty until menopause. The vagina is used in copulation and birthing, although the term vagina is often colloquially and incorrectly used in the English language for the vulva or external female genitalia, which consists of (in addition to the vagina) the labia, the clitoris, and the female urethra. In mature women, the breast is generally more prominent than in most other mammals.
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