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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2009 at 04:23
I'm off to eat tangerines in Tangiers
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2009 at 04:28
Ceylon tea is best had in Sri Lanka
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2009 at 04:31
Sealion tea is pretty damn disgusting... unless you're a penguin
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2009 at 08:20
Salty crackers are the root of many things.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2009 at 17:14
Kull the Conqueror has just taken away my will to live
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2009 at 19:23
I was a number, and a perfect square. But now I am only meatloaf...destined to spend my life under an ocean of ketchup.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2009 at 03:32
A Tab in the Ocean of Ketchup is one fine album without the ketchup
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2009 at 14:59
I'm sorry. Why does it sound so absurd?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2009 at 15:26
Pastrami often offends the incontinent
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2009 at 16:03
I'd hate to have a girlfriend who smells unusual. Like exotic fruits or something.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2009 at 16:53
I have two bloodhounds called Holmes and Watson. They earn loads of money by smelling the unusual.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2009 at 17:07
Bubba

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2009 at 21:01
It hurts to stretch my left arm.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2009 at 03:06
It's about 150 miles from Manchester to Glasgow by yak
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2009 at 09:51
Let's see . . . Where should I apply the scotch tape?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2009 at 10:13
I can't feel my extraneous sensory array! I think the spark plug was stolen by a genuinely ferocious ogre with five teeth and a roll of toilet paper stuck to his hindquarters.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2009 at 10:55
I am a 64-bit water fountain.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2009 at 14:48
Yes,
it's burning.
The orange
is burning.
The round
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Peel it,
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Peel
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2009 at 15:57
OMG
 
My computer is making sounds. And egad! My keyboard is doing the same as I type....make it stop...make it stop!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2009 at 16:03
I hate to say it, but they sure make great socks.
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