Off At Tangents: Reticulum Sonata 88 - Progressive Rock Music Forum

Wallowing around in diarrhea again...

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

Should have smelled it beforehand.

Drive and consume.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

progaardvark wrote:

1. Dry your hands with a plexiglass window.

2. Vomit carefully into your right coat pocket.

3. Squeeze your nose with both of your big toes.

4. Apply pressure to your forehead with a roll of paper towels.

5. Generously rub grapefruit juice on your kitchen floor.

6. Empty a can of peas onto your kitchen floor.

7. Gently spread the peas out on the floor with a loose mop.

8. Briefly recite the lyrics to Genesis' "Who Dunnit?"

9. Fart loudly.

10. Call the Library of Congress and ask them if their refrigerator is running.

11. Empty a can of sliced beets onto your kitchen floor.

12. Using a gallon of skim milk, pour it onto your kitchen floor in a manner that keeps the peas, beets, and grapefruit juice from being disturbed.

13. Sniff your pants.

14. Sing the phrase "f*ck you" at your toaster three times, with the first in the key of C and the other two times in G# and B.

15. Use your left tongue to taste the air and note any carbohydrates detected.

16. Use your right tongue to make flatulence sounds for approximately 20 seconds.

17. Empty a five-pound bag of flour onto the kitchen floor.

18. Sniff your shirt.

19. Clap your hands 35 times while making popping sounds with your mouth.

20. Brush your teeth with chocolate cake frosting.

21. Stare at the ceiling for 18 minutes.

22. Empty a five-pound bag of Apples onto the kitchen floor.

23. Lay down on the kitchen floor and start rolling around.

To do list?

A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t judge a book by its cover.

A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)

HackettFan wrote:

Let me show you something wonderful.

I apologize for this post.

A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)

Corns in focus.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

It pains me to install the kabbalah.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

HackettFan wrote:

progaardvark wrote:

1. Dry your hands with a plexiglass window.

2. Vomit carefully into your right coat pocket.

3. Squeeze your nose with both of your big toes.

4. Apply pressure to your forehead with a roll of paper towels.

5. Generously rub grapefruit juice on your kitchen floor.

6. Empty a can of peas onto your kitchen floor.

7. Gently spread the peas out on the floor with a loose mop.

8. Briefly recite the lyrics to Genesis' "Who Dunnit?"

9. Fart loudly.

10. Call the Library of Congress and ask them if their refrigerator is running.

11. Empty a can of sliced beets onto your kitchen floor.

12. Using a gallon of skim milk, pour it onto your kitchen floor in a manner that keeps the peas, beets, and grapefruit juice from being disturbed.

13. Sniff your pants.

14. Sing the phrase "f*ck you" at your toaster three times, with the first in the key of C and the other two times in G# and B.

15. Use your left tongue to taste the air and note any carbohydrates detected.

16. Use your right tongue to make flatulence sounds for approximately 20 seconds.

17. Empty a five-pound bag of flour onto the kitchen floor.

18. Sniff your shirt.

19. Clap your hands 35 times while making popping sounds with your mouth.

20. Brush your teeth with chocolate cake frosting.

21. Stare at the ceiling for 18 minutes.

22. Empty a five-pound bag of Apples onto the kitchen floor.

23. Lay down on the kitchen floor and start rolling around.

To do list?

Sometimes you need a committee to untidy the verbs and smile at the chicken river.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

Smoke an echo while pretending to have skills.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions