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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 12 2006 at 03:20
Now, a supposedly "normal" person wants on the fan list; do we care? I mean, she's not Cobra Commander, but, I feel I should be democratic. And also, I don't care, so I have no dictatorial will right here.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 12 2006 at 03:22
Originally posted by Bastille Dude Bastille Dude wrote:

Maybe I'll do a concept piece on how I lost all my money gambling.
 
Now you're getting it!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:02
InPraiseOf has suggested we create a sixty minute long pop piece; he's crafted lyrics with suggested music. Any takers?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:04
Sixty minutes? No problem we'll just repeat the same phrase over and over.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:07
Sixty minutes? Well I guess I could try and do something.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:17
Originally posted by Australian Australian wrote:

Sixty minutes? No problem we'll just repeat the same phrase over and over.
 
The first bit goes to Pop Goes the Weasle (incidentally, the first song I learned to Whistle):

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 
In the domain of the pop song (think: in the court of the crimson king)
 

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan (think, for all of this, the chorus from benedictus by the strawbs)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:18
^that's awesome!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:22
Originally posted by Australian Australian wrote:

^that's awesome!!
 
It's not over (I haven't even read it all):
 

The Whistler Got Sober… And Turned the Noobies Pop

 

Really do mind, if you sit this one out

As they say in Genesis forums every day

“Fans will drool over all they’ve ever done”

So stick with us here, we noobies pray

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

The largest posting forum on the face of the earth

Makes we want to love the moodies’ fans

Who made us the biggest name in the biz

Even after the sh*t hit the fan

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

CRAP! the epic, the defining song

That marks the end of the show

The progressive curtain falls on the noobs

And it’s off and pop we go

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

We slimed on crazy antics

Pervading the record cos

But now we’ve sold out

Or maybe not, who knows

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

We sold our souls by the dollar

Some would say we sold out

But who actually liked us prog

Who thinks we’re truly going south

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

Gumma-umma, just the name

Really doesn’t sound so good

So we pulled a Genesis, a Yes

Just as you knew we would

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

The whistler got drunk, and fell on his head

Ah, see how we’re fitting in

With the thriving pop culture scene

Where stars get drunk, and win

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

I don’t care if I’ve been had

So long as I’ve been had, by the noobs

I don’t care if I’ve been bad

So long as I’ve been bad, listening to the noobs

Yes, you noobs, I love you

I love you so very true

Words cannot express how much

How very much I love the noobs

 

Pop go the noobies

It’s off and pop we go

We were much too moody

We put on a lousy show

It got to the point where

No one even knew our name

Moody Boobs, Moody Nubiles

But us and girls, just aren’t the same

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

POP go the noobies

POP we go, POP, POP,

POP go the noobies

 

I don’t care if I’ve been had

So long as I’ve been had by the noobs

I don’t care if I’ve been bad

So long as I’ve been bad, listening to the noobs

Oh noobs, my love, I’ll never leave you

Cries the fan oh so true

He took the words right from our mouths

For we love ourselves, too

 

POP go the noobies

It’s off and pop we go

We were much too moody

We put on a lousy show

 

It got to the point

Where no one new our name

Moody Lube, Moody Jews

Us and them, it’s just not the same

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

POP go the noobies

POP we go, POP, POP,

POP go the noobies

 


 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

No, it’s a pop song, it must never end

It must drag on for all time

And it will, thanks to these faithful

Moody Noobs of mine

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

Hey guys, we’re going Pop

In case you haven’t heard

This sixty minute song, so new

It’s progressive, the latest word

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

Progressive rock is no longer “it”

Not since nineteen seventy four

We’ve got to keep up with the tide

All we want is money galore

 


 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

Remember the time we went all shrieking vocals

And threw knives at our singer to prolong the note

Well, that didn’t sell, and we even got sued

Something about murder, that didn’t float fans boats

 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

The Whistler dictatorially leads us by the reins

He got us a myspace, in a modern vein

He made us big like no other could

Working tirelessly for his own good

It’s all about the moolah, that’s what governs our thoughts

Defining all the songs we so effortlessly wrought

With our new sound, we can’t go wrong

In the domain of the pop song

 

We lived and we progged thus getting about

And all the world, it’s gonna shout

For the noobies are making a stand

To get all the money in the land

We’ve surpassed a genre so long

In the domain of the pop song

 

All you who do not like our songs

Well, the hell, you are who

Because in the front of your mind

You know we’re famous-er than you

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

The moody noobs have far to go

In their search for more money

Where the paths of moolah lead

The moody noobs must follow

 

Bless the moodies
Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

 

The moody noobs will be great

If they only learn to go pop

And then the influx of wealth

Well, it won’t ever, ever stop

 

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

We used to be a group of sorry wanderers

Lost amid many potato fields

Balaclavas and crow bars

Marked our yearly yield

 

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

Yeah, we can’t go wrong

In the domain of the pop song

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

Yeah, we can’t go wrong

In the domain of the pop song

 

The triple chorus, now that’s new

But it’s something you’ll just have to get used to

Cus it’s innovative, and progressive

And it makes me wanna live

 

Oh, how could I forget, we’re going pop

Bless the industry, bless the fans

We’ve got to sell out with our triple chorus

We’ve got to get all the money in the land

 

We’ve got to debut at number one

(bless marketing, bless the charts)

And we think a sixty minute pop song

Is a wonderful way to start

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

The whistler got sober

And turned us poor noobs pop

And god bless him that he did

For now we can’t be topped

 

Bless our technique

Bless what’s wrong

Bless the domain of the pop song

Bless the moolah

Bless the band

Bless all those who are our fans

 

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

Bless our technique

Bless what’s wrong

Bless the domain of the pop song

Bless the moolah

Bless the band

Bless all those who are our fans

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 


 

Bless our technique

Bless what’s wrong

Bless the domain of the pop song

Bless the moolah

Bless the band

Bless all those who are our fans

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

 

Bless all pop

Bless sell outs

Bless all those who scream and shout

 

Bless the myspace

Curse the wiki

Bless all those who are moody

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

 

We gladly set out on our way

To forge a new life in a new day

Where no one in the band gets along

In the domain of the pop song

 


 

Bless our technique

Bless what’s wrong

Bless the domain of the pop song

Bless the moolah

Bless the band

Bless all those who are our fans

Bless the moodies

Bless the noobs

Curse all those who call us boobs

Bless the money

Bless the man

Curse the sh*t that hit the fan

Bless all pop

Bless sell outs

Bless all those who scream and shout

Bless the myspace

Curse the wiki

Bless all those who are moody

 

We lived, we progged, we got about

We made it to Disneyland

We made it big in history

But…

POP go the noobies

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:23
Originally posted by Australian Australian wrote:



^that's awesome!!

        
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:25
Where it says POP, maybe I could pop a note on the bass, maybe.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 02:29
Maybe, but let us still focus on our individual stuff for the moment. I think this is a little too long to be the B side of our "EP."
 
Oh, and, he wants to know if there should be a rap section. I think there has to be, so your opinion really doesn't count. Just thought I'd mention it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 04:50
Originally posted by Australian Australian wrote:



^that's awesome!!



You've obviously never been to Anaheim   
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 11:49
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Australian Australian wrote:



^that's awesome!!



You've obviously never been to Anaheim   


LOL Dude! I was born in Anaheim LOL But that was like back in the 60's when it was all new 3 bed/2 bath single family houses, Family's with 2.3 kids, No graffiti, No gangs, Very few liquor stores and no check cashing places, A lot of open land with orange groves, And the surrounding hotels about Disneyland looked like the 1950's-60's idea of googie future, Instead of the crack motels that they are now. LOL


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 13:46
So when is the next great 20 second clip from a 2 hour epic coming out?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 14:59
All together now.. On the Uke, 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

  F# dim 7th!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 15:05
Thats all I got right now, May we can round out the jam with an extended bass solo, followed by wood solo. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 15:33
Originally posted by Bastille Dude Bastille Dude wrote:

Thats all I got right now, May we can round out the jam with an extended bass solo, followed by wood solo. 

    Extended bass solo, eh? I like that idea a lot.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 16:05

Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - Six, one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.


Q - Why do bands have bass players?

A - To translate for the drummer.


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^^ That is too true.
    

Edited by progismylife - December 13 2006 at 16:14
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Originally posted by Bastille Dude Bastille Dude wrote:

Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - Six, one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.


Q - Why do bands have bass players?

A - To translate for the drummer.


 
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