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SaltyJon 
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You try to walk in any meter but 4/4...7/4's become a favorite of mine.
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mystic fred
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 00:55 |
you walk into a record store and ask if they've got it in mono... 
...in a gatefold sleeve with a poster 
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Textbook
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 00:57 |
The boss asks people around the board table for names for the new washing powder product launch.
Jack: Excello!
Jill: Wonderbright!
You: Gleaming Iridiscence Cascades From A Distance Faintly (Movements 3-7)!
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LandofLein
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 01:17 |
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When you start talking like how Peter Hamill sings
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Qboyy007
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 01:46 |
 Textbook wrote:
#3 You become alarmed if you purchase a CD and find there is not one track more than six minutes in length. |
This.
It's getting to such an extreme that if I don't see a song on an album thats over 6 or 7 minutes I'm extremely hesitant to buy it. It's ridiculous, but whatever.
Edited by Qboyy007 - October 09 2009 at 02:11
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Textbook
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 01:55 |
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You become almost physically aroused when you see a tracklisting split into acts.
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terryl
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 02:10 |
... when all your CD collection makes no sense to most (or all) of your friends.
... when you're spending office hours reading RSS feeds of PA forums and album reviews.
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And who are we to justify the right in all we do
Until we seek, until we find Ammonia Avenue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmJ39j58W0
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Textbook
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 02:25 |
The people who actually work at the record shop have never heard of any of the bands/albums you're asking for.
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ozzy_tom
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 02:56 |
#When you don't want to check some rock band only becasue there is no keyboardist in line-up# 
(for sure me  )
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Jim Garten
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 02:59 |
When you get out of the shower & strike Rush's Hemisphere's pose in front of the mirror... ...much to the confusion of the other guys in the swimming pool changing room 
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 Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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MaxerJ
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 03:00 |
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GREATEST. THREAD. EVER.
When you can drive away unwanted female attention by giving a highly detailed deconstruction of every Yes album...in 15 minutes.
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Godspeed, You Bolero Enthusiasts  'Prog is all about leaving home...' - Moshkito
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terryl
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 03:05 |
...when you just can'stand the mainstream radio, and the DJs havent got a clue about your song request.
Textbook wrote:
The people who actually work at the record shop have never heard of any of the bands/albums you're asking for. |
 Sometimes when i'm in the biggest record store in this town (strangely have some Gentle Giant and ELP imports), and get annoyed by the shopkeeper asking me what I want, so i told him i was looking for a new beardfish album. Fends him off everytime.
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And who are we to justify the right in all we do
Until we seek, until we find Ammonia Avenue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmJ39j58W0
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terryl
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 03:06 |
MaxerJ wrote:
GREATEST. THREAD. EVER.
When you can drive away unwanted female attention by giving a highly detailed deconstruction of every Yes album...in 15 minutes.
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Hey MaxerJ, what do you want to do that for?
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And who are we to justify the right in all we do
Until we seek, until we find Ammonia Avenue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmJ39j58W0
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MaxerJ
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 03:17 |
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^... there are some creepy women in this world.
Luckily I haven't met any of them. But I have met ones asking me to dance to Metro Station and Jonas Brothers and that is where I DRAW THE LINE.
No matter how hot you are, you are not making me dance to Metro Station!
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Godspeed, You Bolero Enthusiasts 'Prog is all about leaving home...' - Moshkito
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terryl
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 03:20 |
MaxerJ wrote:
^... there are some creepy women in this world.
Luckily I haven't met any of them. But I have met ones asking me to dance to Metro Station and Jonas Brothers and that is where I DRAW THE LINE.
No matter how hot you are, you are not making me dance to Metro Station!
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I'll add another one here for you then. ... when a woman cannot ask you to dance to Metro Station and Jonas Brothers, despite how hot she might be. 
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And who are we to justify the right in all we do
Until we seek, until we find Ammonia Avenue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmJ39j58W0
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tamijo
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Location: Denmark
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 04:41 |
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I could easily dance to the dish washer if she was hot enough.
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Prog is whatevey you want it to be. So dont diss other peoples prog, and they wont diss yours
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Textbook
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 04:54 |
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I have a true story about a guy who lured a woman back to his room and was all set to score and then put on Karn Evil 9 because he thought it would impress upon her how out-there and arty he was or something and instead she.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 05:01 |
Hell of a way to make a first impression  or a second or third....
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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The Runaway
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 05:07 |
Textbook wrote:
You hear music on the radio in this crazy, unfamiliar time signature you can't quite place and later discover it is 4/4. |
Morningrise wrote:
#4. You have forgotten that the word "crime" is written with "i" instead of "cryme"  |
Sadly, both happened to me.
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Cactus Choir
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Joined: July 26 2008
Location: England
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Posted: October 09 2009 at 05:12 |
Textbook wrote:
I have a true story about a guy who lured a woman back to his room and was all set to score and then put on Karn Evil 9 because he thought it would impress upon her how out-there and arty he was or something and instead she. |
Instead she what? Scarpered? Attacked him with a machete? Turned into a mechanical armadillo? Come on I'm intrigued!
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"He's up the pub"
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