Is it ok to Marry your Motorbike??
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Topic: Is it ok to Marry your Motorbike??
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Subject: Is it ok to Marry your Motorbike??
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 16:56
I luv my bike so is it ok.................. ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
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Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:07
| How committed are you? I have found that marriages with motorbikes can lead to very expensive legal ramifications. So tiring |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:17
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Yes, motorbikes belong in the kitchen. |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:17
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^^Gotta decide on the Triumph or the Harley yet, someone not gonna be happy. Very expensive legal ramifications- do you think I need a lawyer?
 ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: noni
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:58
Can be a little awkward between the sheets!
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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 18:29
Just add more oil...................
 Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best?------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
noni wrote:Posted By: noni
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:21
Mobile 1, synthetic
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Posted By: noni
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:24
Mobile 1, synthetic. That should put enough oomph!! to any relationship
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Posted By: Magnum Vaeltaja
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:51
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Yes, but only on Tuesdays. ------------- when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:02
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No. I support traditional marriage between one man and one none-motorized road bicycle. ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music 
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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:33
Cool, I'll give it a try............ ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:34
A slow romance hey! ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 06:26
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Depends on if a motorbike is capable of consent and can sign a marriage license. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 07:09
Don't worry about that I can forge it signature real easy like...............
------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 10:12
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Indubitably ------------- |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 12:34
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take my advice... if you have the choice between marrying a blazing fast red crotchrocket or a smoking hot red haired woman... take the crotchrocket... both will kill you.. one just does it quicker... ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 12:55
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of course. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 14:24
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Johnny Blaze is (Ghost Rider) -------------  
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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 16:24
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All good suggestions - thanks decisions decisions..... blazing fast red crotchrocket or a smoking hot red haired woman both Red hey interesting hmmmm Will give both another go and see which one come out on top............. could keep the smoking hot red haired woman on the side but the Bike might find out! ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 16:39
that is the path the darkside... walk away now while you still have your soul. Give her another chance and she will win.. what man can resist a red head.. especially a hot smokin' one... she will win oh yes she will..... but you will lose in the end...  do the bike... better to be splattered all over the road quickly and painlessly than walk through the rest of life with your heart ripped out.. and the soul being sucked out.... ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 17:17
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Yes you have thought long and hard about this one.... soul being sucked out..hmmmm will give the hot smokin' Red Head a go but only once......... my soul could use suckin! ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 17:29
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*makes the sign of the cross* hah....I tried guys... I did try... he really has no idea. What a shame. Seems like a good chap. Some of us do understand... the internet is full of memes warning wayward men of the dangers of redheads... I guess experiencing the full throated (ahem) destructive power of vampiric satanic red headed woman is only something that can only be experienced, and if survived.. fully understood. I just got my 10 year pin this summer... my name is Micky.. and yes... I am a survivor... not just a vicious soul sucking redhead... but the spawn of Satan herself. ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 17:44
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I respect the words of Micky a VSSR (vicious soul sucking redhead) survivor a man who learned the Hard way.. I will invest in a cross, just making the sign does that help? If I die trying, wish me well................ ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 18:10
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oh I do...I wish you well brother...I didn't say it wasn't going to be a fun trip ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 18:33
Cool, no it won't be fun but I do it in the name of all thing Prog and Proggy................... ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 18:44
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I call bullsh*t on that man... ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 19:17
 well Spinal Tapish, if not Proggy------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: Pastmaster
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 20:34
| Yes, as long as your motorcycle accepts your identification as an attack helicopter. |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 21:04
Oh no something has gone wrong with the VSSR, help- Micky did try to warn me............... ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 21:36
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I did man... it's that negative karma starting to bite you in the ass... don't worry.. it will get worse if you do ignore my advice Until finally you are running headlong into burning carwrecks.. some might think you are to save the passengers ...but in reality you are secretly hoping the damn thing will blow up before you get clear of it... thus negating your drive home to your dear redheaded love.. who will then proceed to throw pots and pans at you for being late ...then proceed to teach you the true meaning of angry sex ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 21:40
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Cool, can't wait..............
------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 27 2016 at 21:45
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------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: September 28 2016 at 12:27
I've dated a couple redheads...yep one was pretty evil but the other was as sweet as rain, so Par for me.  ------------- |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 28 2016 at 17:37
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^ that gives me a fifty /fifty chance - not bad odds for a VSSR ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: September 29 2016 at 00:15
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^ never had the chance to met a VSSR, unfortunately, in fact the craziest i've met were brunettes...those ones could be oooh so cruel too. and wilder than any bike ride i've ever had. ------------- |
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: September 29 2016 at 00:31
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would consider a VSSB................ Even a oooh so cruel one! ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: October 23 2016 at 09:21
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Ducatis are seriosly hot -------------
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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 18:29
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A blonde or Brunette ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |