What does the software censor?
Printed From: Progarchives.com
Category: Topics not related to music
Forum Name: Just for Fun
Forum Description: Participate in trivia and knowledge games, share jokes, etc.
URL: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=112744
Printed Date: July 19 2025 at 14:26
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 11.01 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: What does the software censor?
Posted By: Peter
Subject: What does the software censor?
Date Posted: January 23 2018 at 17:30
|
I find it amusing (bemusing, even) that on a rock forum, the title of a rock song (b*****d, by Ian Hunter) should be censored down to just the first and last letters. It's not censored on the album, or, indeed, in accounts of royal history. That priggish software can be a real b*****d, for sure! So what CAN we write? How is the line drawn? Let us test the waters, grown up free speech and Zappa fans. Down with the PMRC! Here I go: prick, dick, Evinrude, Johnson, John Thomas, wang, Wang Chung, Connie Chung, cunnie, cherry, CoUNTryman, vagina, penis, my pen is very big, testicles, balls, fuzzy tennis balls, FiretrUCK, James T Wat, damn, JESUS CHRIST, tabernacle, frigg, bugger, buggery, oral, anal, sex, rectum (almost killed 'em), blue-footed boobies, tits (the birds, not the boobies), breasts, huge breasts (from growth hormone-enhanced chickens), scumbag, French safe, frenchie, rubber, dental dam, Goddamn, Hoover Dam, climb onto my deck, plenty of room on my deck, dancing on my deck, butt, butter, I Can't Belive It's Not Butter, lube, lube from the north, lube from the south, bum, buttocks, rump, rump roast, Trump, bull ox, bollocks, ballcock, Mr Wagstaff, Mr Biggerstaff, Dick Poontip, John Glascock, Harris and Hiscock (a store in my hometown), Alcock and Brown (the British aviators, not the African American gay porn revue), canary, taco, taco belle (a saucy señorita), Stormy Daniels, Stormy Weather, Silicon Valley, twin peaks, eruption, erection, boner (one who uses a boning knife, also called a de-boner), whalebone corset, blow, hand, job, come to blows, hand job (a task requiring opposable thumbs and digital manipulation), Lake Titicaca, Dolly Parton, flat busted, the king's illegitimate son was a royal b*****d, pass me that b*****d file. ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Replies:
Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: January 23 2018 at 19:18
|
I think that the censors block out f**k, sh*t, c**ksucker, motherf**ker, b*****d, a****le, c**t, goddammit and f**kface -------------  https://rateyourmusic.com/~siLLy_puPPy |
Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: January 23 2018 at 19:19
THis is fun. Let me try an experiment here:anal anus arse ass ballsack balls b*****d bitch biatch bloody blowjob blow job bollock bollok boner boob bugger bum butt buttplug clitoris cock coon crap c**t damn dick dildo dyke fag feck fellate fellatio felching f**k f u c k fudgepacker fudge packer flange Goddamn God damn hell homo jerk jizz knobend knob end labia lmao lmfao muff nigger nigga omg penis piss poop prick pube pussy queer scrotum sex sh*t s hit sh*t slut smegma spunk tit t**ser turd twat vagina w**k whore wtf I WON!!!! I GOT MORE BLOCKED OUT THAN YOU!!! I'M GOOOOOOD DOG! Well, a bad dog actually for even reading these filthy words ------------- https://rateyourmusic.com/~siLLy_puPPy |
Posted By: Magnum Vaeltaja
Date Posted: January 23 2018 at 21:03
|
Huh, I didn't even know the forum had a built-in profanity censor. I wonder how English-centric this censor is... Câlice Calvaire Ciboire Crisse Garce Maudit Merde Osti Putain Sacrament Simonaque Tabarnak Viarge Edit: Osti de câlice, ce forum déchire!
------------- when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: January 24 2018 at 01:39
| nightwatch |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: January 24 2018 at 02:45
|
Maybe I should report this as a bug, but feigning verbal doggy-do problems does not work in the preview. When I click the "Preview"-button, I read 'sh*t' as 'sh*t', not as 'sh*t'. Think I use 'shit' from now on. Edit: And what's worse, the preview does not use the auto-censor, but it is contaminated with those fucking CAPTCHA'S  .------------- 
|
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: January 24 2018 at 06:47
|
sl*g. stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.
That's S L A G. I do understand that it is a derogatory British term for a promiscuous woman, but it's primary usage is the scientific term. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: January 24 2018 at 19:36
Ton français est d'une richesse remarquable, mon ami.  ------------- |
Magnum Vaeltaja wrote: