Have a conversation with ME!
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Topic: Have a conversation with ME!
Posted By: Peter
Subject: Have a conversation with ME!
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 14:46
 In this thread, you will try to engage me in a meaningful conversation -- your choice of topic.
So, what would you like to talk about?
 ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 14:53
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The influence of Brazilian writer Machado de Assis (1839-1908) on Susan Sontag and Kurt Vonnegut. Could be?
http://www.fll.purdue.edu/publications/espelho/Who.html - http://www.fll.purdue.edu/publications/espelho/Who.html ------------- Guigo ~~~~~~ |
Posted By: OpethGuitarist
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 14:54
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Let's talk about the weather? haha Well Peter, personally I'd like to talk intelligent politics with someone. Frequently I feel uncomfortable discussing such matters because it only ends in some form of bitter mudslinging that is rarely constructive. However, I will focus this in a music direction. I'd like to hear your opinion on matters related to copyright issues. Specifically, the recording industry's take on why such things as tablature (guitar music sheets) and song lyrics need to be included in protection with the same manner as the actual music. Personally, I find it not only insulting but stupid and idiotic. ------------- back from the dead, i will begin posting reviews again and musing through the forums |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 14:56
Nah -- that topic is too dweeby for a Friday.  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Atkingani wrote:Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:00
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Posted By: Evans
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:03
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Is life worth living, or have we been put here out of spite, and then remain and try to make it bearable simply because we can't get out of it without going against our survival instinct? Do you feel like the happiness you've experienced in your life makes up for all those really bad moments you've undoubtedly had as well? |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:04
What else shall we talk about? ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:06
Go cry on someone else's time, you snivelling wimp!  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:10
Whoa -- we got us a some kinda philosoffer here!
Life sucks and then you DIE, Hamlet -- grow the hell up and get used to it! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:12
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Anyone else? We can talk about anything!
Good conversation like this is so rare these days, isn't it? ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: OpethGuitarist
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:15
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Are you ok Peter? The Asylum is calling, they say its for you. ------------- back from the dead, i will begin posting reviews again and musing through the forums |
Posted By: andu
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:15
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are you sure you're having a talking disposition tonight? myself i'll be having lunch, eating some chocolat and drinking a tall, cool, dark Tuborg in the next hour and then row gently towards dreamland. i suggest you do the same.
------------- "PA's own GI Joe!" 
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Posted By: OpethGuitarist
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:15
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Oh, and I'm not a Democrat, nor a Republican. I'm a Common Sense. ------------- back from the dead, i will begin posting reviews again and musing through the forums |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:18
My grandma gave me money. 
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:20
Right -- as soon as the driveway's cleared I'm heading down there to KICK YER YANKEE ASS, smart guy!
Geez -- I just wanted a little quality conversation and what do I get? A buncha suicidal crybabies, old jokes and now INSULTS! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Evans
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:21
| Okay, then. How long does is take you on average to post one post on the forum? I mean, all those colours and smilies! :) |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:26
"Edited by andu," but not edited nearly well enough!
I won't have a conversation with someone who can't be bothered capitalizing the first word in a sentence, or even "i!" ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:28
Sense is NEVER common, JoJo!
(If you had any, you'd have given up by now!)
What a maroon!  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:31
How much?
Er, I mean, she makes you PAY for it, does she?
 What a sicko!
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:32
Why don't you TIME me and find out, Newton? ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:36
I'm reaching out to you LOSERS, but you keep slapping my hand back!
Fine -- take it to the VR, if you can't have a civil, adult conversation! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: OpethGuitarist
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:40
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Peter did you start listening to metal?
------------- back from the dead, i will begin posting reviews again and musing through the forums |
Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:40
Well since the VR isn't very active right now I guess I have to try and talk to Peter instead. 
Let's talk about bikes. I have one and ride it everyday. Well until it snowed anyway. Do you have a bike Peter?
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:42
F**k NO -- metal SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:47
I bet your bike doesn't even have a seat!
Yes, I have a BIG bike! A MAN'S bike -- with an engine!
I also have a lock on my garage -- if I hear you out there you're DEAD, you thieving little JD! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:52
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Well, since no one wants to have a good conversation, I'm going to shovel my driveway...
and I'm going to have a beer while I'm doing it too, if thats okay with you panty waists!
A strong, dark beer! A MANLY beer -- none of yer watery, pussified Coors Blight swill for me!
TTYL, losers!
or not.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: OpethGuitarist
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:54
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by dark do you mean bud light? you pansy I'll have a Shiner Bock myself Cheerio! ------------- back from the dead, i will begin posting reviews again and musing through the forums |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:57
You'll have a shiner when I get there, all right! Maybe two!  <- Ha!------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 15:58
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------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 16:03
This thread makes the mental-midgets of the VR appear positively cerebral by comparison.... 
"I'm going to drink another beer" "Bet my beer's stronger than yours" "Yeah,but my driveway's leafier" Why is this Classic Prog-loving halfwit infesting our forum with his inane drivel??? Let's chat about that... 
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 16:04
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Hi Peter, let's have a MANLY conversation about MAN stuff.
I'm thinking of buying a new shovel. Any recommendations? Oh, and you might want a stronger lock on your shed - No. 74 had their hoe and a couple of trowels stolen next week. Kids eh? Nothing better to do. ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 16:07
No.
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 16:12
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Hey Peter, how are you? Is it exhillarating to be red and angry, like:  ?oh,and are you in favor or against Elephant talking? ------------- 
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Posted By: mystic fred
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 16:13
Peter...
REAL macho manly conversation about sheds you will find in the Grey room -
 where men are men....
and sheds are sheds!!!
 -------------  Prog Archives Tour Van 
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 16:17
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Hey Peter,seeing as you are an English teacher can you possibly discuss with me what this email means,I received it the other day:
"Our team is conducting a benchmarking effort to gather an outside-in view on development performance metrics and best practice approaches to issues of process and organization from companies involved in a variety of software development (and systems integration)." 
It sure looks like English,but not as we know it.... |
Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 16:41
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It basically means we are trying to make an overview of company practices both internal and external, or something like that anyway. ------------- 
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 16:59
Oi - don't even think about dissin' my shed
------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: glass house
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:04
Put a picture in the Grey Room then
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:22
 Ummm - I live in a 2nd floor flat and I haven't actually got a shed of my own. I think I was overcome with a bad case of shed envy there - sorry everybody.------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: glass house
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:24
I don't think peter has a shed .............................ahum
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Posted By: Philéas
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:26
| There's a great song by the Swedish band The Quill called In My Shed. Can be found on their self-titled debut album, in case anyone's interested. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:26
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Is that a Harley Davidson between your legs or are you just pleased to see me?
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Posted By: Philéas
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:27
| That's my personal Harley Davidson. Don't touch. |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 19:20
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Shed?
Did someone say shed?
I have a shed.
A really, really nice shed.
It's not metal. either.
No METAL for me, thank you.
I do have wood.
 Er, my shed is made of wood.
Real wood.
Not fake wood.
Not METAL wood.
Like, wood made from trees.
With leafs and birds and roots.
Probably worms too.
Not in my wood.
My wood doesn't have no worms.
My wood makes me proud.
 I'd love to show you my wood.
 Shed, that is.
 My wood shed.
It's tall.
I can stand inside my shed.
Without ducking.
It doesn't have any ducting either.
You know, ducting... like duct tape.
Not duck tape.
That's something completely different.
Duck tape doesn't exist.
What we need is gerbil tape.
I don't have gerbil tape.
Why would you tape your gerbil?
 Can ya guess?
Betcha can't.
Really.
You can't.
Okay, I'll tell ya.
So it don't explode.
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 19:24
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I find hamster tape works just as well.
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Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: November 17 2006 at 19:46
| about cords theory,or about prophecys. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 18 2006 at 00:08
Yeah, I've got a recommendation : go get one that's BENT, like yourself, Jiggy!
  And I don't know about you, but I keep my hoes n the alley, not my shed!
Is your real name John, then?
Another aberrant, sex-addicted WEIRDO  -- does anyone out there want to have a REAL conversation, or not?------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 18 2006 at 00:14
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I mean seriously -- let's talk. ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: November 18 2006 at 00:15
there are some unaswered question down the previous page, Peter (uh...including me). you may commence diminishing them. 
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 03:27
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Real conversations happen by the wonderful medium of speech - these virtual conversations Peter tries to start are doomed from the beginning due to time zone differences, age differences, cultural differences, intellectual differences, perceptive differences and the sure and certain knowledge on Peter's part that any shed owned in Timmins is, by definition, inferior to any such building in, say, Stevenage. It is the slowly dawning knowledge of this, fostered by the constant shed bragging in The Grey Room which has changed our formerly mild mannered Peter into the ranting lunatic we see in this particular thread.
The answer is simple. Ask him about Gentle Giant, Mellotrons, Cavalier King Charles Spaniels (his own favorite "comfort" hound of choice ), good beer or pedanticism - all subjects close to his black & tainted (yet somehow loveable) soul.
So, Peter... How about those Prog-Metal bands, eh? +++hides+++ ------------- 
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Posted By: andu
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 06:51
imo these items feed conversation, and don't "doom" it. where's the conversation between two identical opinions/perceptions/culture etc?
still i may not understand what this thread is about and i may understand you wrong; if this is satire towards chat threads (i can only guess which are those and what are their contents as i don't visit threads with tens or hundreads of pages), a disclaimer should be there somewhere. until then, this looks just like a "what's your best insult" competition - not between competitors but only against one's self limitations. ------------- "PA's own GI Joe!"
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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 07:54
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Peter is off these days to have time to hear warmly a promo of the new Angra album! ------------- Guigo ~~~~~~ |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 11:52
No?
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:27
I'm all for it. Brrrrreee-eee--eeep!
Nextzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Arrrghus
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:29
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Peter, I've got an inquiry for you: do you get enough fiber in your diet? You seem to be acting like you're constipated. At least us Velveteers don't act like you. ------------- 
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:33
No.
If was up yer arse you'd probably understand it better! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:40
I've just traced your address -- watch your crack, smart guy.
Is this what passes for conversation around here?
You LOSERS aren't even trying!
So let's talk -- REALLY talk.
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:40
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How 'bout them mellotrons, eh? ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:45
What kind of a LAME hackneyed cliche is THAT?I don't know why I even bother with you lot -- you're all utterly hopeless!
C'mon -- someone out there must want a decent conversation -- let's rap. ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Arrrghus
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:48
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Let's talk about the terrifying satanism of Norwegian black metal. Why do they practice this appalling version of satanism? Why did they burn down churchs? Why is the music strangely appealing, yet I won't buy an album? -------------
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:12
Effin right I gotta effin SHED! A real BIG one! I'm gonna get another one, too!
And this from a clog wearin' man purse sportin' tulip plantin' gay marryin' dike-fingerin' drug-legalizin' ocean-fillin' low-lyin' cheese eatin' bi-cycle ridin' canal horkin' Euro-joinin' NETHERLANDER!
"Ooooohhh look at ME! I'm from the NETHERlands! My country sort of mattered a bit for a little while about a thousand years ago!"Aren't you the cheap, mean, sneaky, damp, boozy dogs that gave us "Dutch treat, Dutch rubs, Dutch elm disease and Dutch courage?"
HA, I say!
And again: HA!
So who else wants to talk? ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:20
You mean like.....CANADA!?!
Ooh...er....
 ...let me just...."Ooooohhh look at ME! I'm from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canada - http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canada
 ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:21
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Peter is very colourful with his posts...melikes
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Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:40
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this has got to be one of the best threads I've seen in a while
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:42
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Peter, can I have your permission to kill Céline Dion?
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:43
But...but...I wanted to have a threesome with her and Tom Selleck! |
Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:45
| You don't need permission, you just need to have aim. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:45
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Look who's talking now!
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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: November 20 2006 at 22:50
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Who? Jesus? Mohamed? Buddha Oprah?
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: November 21 2006 at 12:26
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Peter, do you watch Supercross?
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Posted By: OpethGuitarist
Date Posted: November 21 2006 at 12:37
Taken from the brilliant mind of DanBo
Yo,Yo Yo, Bitch...I'll be da roundabout
My rhymes will make you down 'n' out And change my ho yo way I be callin' it morning in my hooptie wid my jams in and out the hood Da jams be blam and bling Dey make da bitches really ring I'll spend your jones my way I be callin' it morning in my hooptie wid my jams in and out the hood In and around the hood Bitches and hos come out of the Wal-Mart and stand there One mile over we'll be there and we'll drive by Ten blunt summers we'll be blam an rippin' too Ten forties before my bitch you'll see I'll be there baggin' you ------------- back from the dead, i will begin posting reviews again and musing through the forums |
Posted By: Arrrghus
Date Posted: November 21 2006 at 18:52
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Peter, you obviously need a chill pill. -------------
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 22 2006 at 18:22
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Ok, let's try: ¿do you, by any chance, know why the same country is "Iceland" for english speakers, and "Islandia" for spanish speakers. Iceland (land of ice), Islandia (Island land). I don't get it. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: November 23 2006 at 19:47
| about who is the beast |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 09:53
I'm not surprised you "don't get it," with suave conversational gambits like that!Try "nice rack -- wanna play 'hide the chimichanga?'"
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 09:57
oh,I mean...  ! -------------
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Posted By: Kimoi
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 09:58
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Have a conversation with me No,thank you |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 10:12
Well, it's your loss, Kimono.
I'll just tell someone else the meaning of life, and next week's winning lottery numbers!
 ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Kimoi
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 10:22
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No interest in Duckman, the meaning of life, lotteries, or anything, apart from nubile asian femmes. Fix me up with a round baker's dozen and I'm all ears |
Posted By: Kimoi
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 10:23
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And I am sans kimono (in more ways than one) |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 13:20
Here's your "nubile Asians," Kimono:
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Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 13:31
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Oh, Peter, is there any comment that you won't mock/berate?
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Posted By: OpethGuitarist
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 16:10
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hasnt said anything about my (Danbo's) rap ------------- back from the dead, i will begin posting reviews again and musing through the forums |
Posted By: Falling Flower
Date Posted: November 24 2006 at 17:52
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What do you like about Cavalier King Charles Spaniels, Peter? Exept that you can really annoy people by using that name 5 times per sentence.
Here's mine btw:
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Tool makes the butterflies in my tumybox go woooooooosh |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 03:13
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Awe, that's a cute dog! Yes Peter, answer the question! -------------
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Posted By: limeyrob
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 14:27
| Is this the half hour discussion or the full hour? |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 22:00
Believe it or not, I do "get it". But I'm a perfect gentlemen. Female companion, friends or girlfriend, are somewhat atracted to my cooking. May I suggest the following: "That is a lovely outfit. But the beauty comes from inside". ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 22:41
Yeah, that's a great line, if you want to pick up hot tamales like the following: Restrain yourself, now....------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 22:48
Not that one anyway, eh Hey....
What an arse-kisser. ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 22:50
I'm still diggin' on the "brilliant mind" part of the post....
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 22:54
I like the way their eyes bug out, when you come up behind them and....!Isn't time you cleaned your room and went to bed, young lady? ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 22:57
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Hey Pete,
It's been a long time since we talked and spoke
Got a lot goin' on an' my mind is broke
Feelin' like a break
but I can't get to it
Spinnin' tales and gabbin' to it
Jim da man is too frequent gone
and jammin' Jimmy Lee in that Las Vegas smog
wanna take a break to tell ya what I feel
like skimming the waves and riding hot steel
My phone is like silent, wires be 'fraid
runnin up & down the road just tryin' to get paid
the sun come up on a chilly dawn
with sunset comin' down like a milkmaid wearing clogs
wish I had mo' minutes to finish this rap
just me and Peter Piper drinkin' pilsner in a flap
A phone call werks best to talk to the ones who care....
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: November 27 2006 at 03:50
He's probably still reelin' from the phone bill after he called me
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 27 2006 at 09:52
Well, lines just don't work, and you disgrace yourself by using them. No idea what "tamales" is. But those are nuns. I had a girlfriend that wanted to be a nun, but after finishing the relationship (I was tired to never know if she wanted me or the imaginary friend), she went to canada. Funny you post that picture. Must be a canadian thing. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Yeah, that's a great line, if you want to pick up hot tamales like the following:Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: November 27 2006 at 11:39
Just in case you (or anyone else) hasn't quite figured it out yet, Cuncuna, THIS IS A JOKE THREAD. Nothing I write here should be taken seriously, or to heart.
Thus, having now "confessed" what I'd hoped was apparrent, I think I'll retire this thread. It was a "one-joke" concept: no matter what anyone had written, I would mock it/shoot it down, and NEVER have a real conversation.
I hope some got the joke, and maybe had a chuckle or two. No real offense was ever meant.
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