The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Said
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Topic: The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Said
Posted By: Leningrad
Subject: The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Said
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 23:39
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever said out loud? The kind of stuff you'll never live down and haunts you forever. For me, it was:
"Jimi Hendrix was only famous because of him doing the windmill."
 Nice job Einstein, way to simultaneously get the wrong guy and spit on Hendrix's grave.
 While it was a couple years ago, I really should have been shot for saying that.Luckily, it was quickly brushed aside by all who heard it, but it lives in my mind to this day.
 So, what conversation-killers have you guys come up with?
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Posted By: fungusucantkill
Date Posted: July 05 2007 at 23:41
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"Hey guys a dead cat died in here"
yep.....that ruined it -------------  
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Posted By: Wilcey
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 02:57
I am always saying things that have the beloved rolling around with laughter and astonishment at my stupidity.......  I seem to have quite a gift for it.
Just this week we had a guy here to measure and quote for a garden fence (the dry stone wall is great, but we keep getting robbed.....AND watched  ) So we were looking at samples, and talking over the options, the beloved was trying to visualise the height of the fence, so we can block out the gawpers........
"how tall are you? I want to work out what the average person can see" he asked me "Well. I am 5'11" but my eyes are about 4 inches down from the top of my head so they are only 5'7"........." came my reply 
both the beloved and the fence guy fell over laughing.......and I still don't get it......... |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 03:01
that's not dumb, prog-chick, it's smart... just very funny also |
prog-chick wrote:Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 03:24
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"A copy of the new Pallas album 'The Sentinel', please my good man" ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Philéas
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 06:42
| I've said loads of silly things like these. No particular one comes to mind right now, however. But they keep happening. |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 06:48
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" I do" Only kidding!  |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 07:14
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"I bet you five quid Wuthering Heights will never get to number 1."
"Roger Waters will never leave Pink Floyd, that's a daft idea."
"This one's for all you teenie boppers..." - my last gig as a DJ
"That's f king awful - no one in their right mind is goning to buy that rubbish!" (on hearing Anarchy in the UK for the first time)------------- What? |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 08:07
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"Sure Ian, I'd love to help out with the Bands Submissions Team"
Only joking.
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 08:11
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I told this relatively well-known French singer that some things were worth waiting for !!(we were both a little too tipsy for shagging)
We never met again ------------- let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
Posted By: Chicapah
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 08:26
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"Honey, that outfit looks small on you" ------------- "Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain |
Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 11:08
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I have a story about someone else's slip up. My physics teacher told our class how he visited Helen Keller's house and went on a guided tour. The guide explained how, when Ann Sullivan taught Helen, she would put the girl in a carriage and drivea round for hours only to go to a cottage on the family's land in order to make Helen think she was isolated. My teacher then asked "Did her family have to keep quiet so she wouldn't know?"Then the guide explained how Helen was deaf also.
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 11:39
Ouch. I'm surprised you're still here to tell the tale.
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 19:49
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To girlfriend, on birthday call when we were still in the just friends phase:
- Girlfriend: "... and wait until I see you; I have a really beautiful present for you..." - Me: "[I need to say something romantic now]... uhm... ah, but you don't need to give anything; you are a present already. I can't wait to meet you tomorow to OPEN YOU ... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Philéas
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 19:57
| ^ OUCH. What did she say? |
Posted By: debrewguy
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 22:10
Telling my wife that she should calm down because it was just that time of the month 
------------- "Here I am talking to some of the smartest people in the world and I didn't even notice,” Lieutenant Columbo, episode The Bye-Bye Sky-High I.Q. Murder Case. |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: July 06 2007 at 23:00
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"No honey that dress doesn't make you look fat. It's the double cheeseburger you had at lunch that makes you look fat." ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 07 2007 at 00:39
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So many things.
I try to be funny, and most of the time it works....but sometimes I just kill the convo.
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Posted By: el böthy
Date Posted: July 07 2007 at 01:32
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"And then I realized that publicity is all about selling a product" I said that in Design class... good thing most of the people already know I joke a lot, cause it could have been understood like a really stupid thing ... which, of course it was ------------- "You want me to play what, Robert?" 
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Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: July 07 2007 at 05:28
| Just read almost any one of my posts. |
Posted By: Chicapah
Date Posted: July 07 2007 at 10:15
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NOTE: The word "fat" or "overweight" should NEVER be used in any kind of reference to your wife/girlfriend. You can only use those terms when referring to her friends. ------------- "Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: July 07 2007 at 10:47
There was this kind of silence for a couple of minutes; I was thinking "ok, I said something clever and somewhat cute, I... uhm..." Then I started a very complex explanation of what I tried to do. She thought it was rather funny, and that was it. Weird, it did worked; she told me later that she actually laughed for weeks at this, and how funny and silly I was, etc. Lucky me... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: July 07 2007 at 10:51
Do use the following: - "Porcelain doll" - "Renaissance beauty" (Boticelli, Velazquez, Goya and the else). - "You look perfect... in fact, you look MORE perfect now" ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: July 07 2007 at 14:36
Hmmmmmm. You don't think that could be why I'm still single, do you?  ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: evilromero
Date Posted: July 08 2007 at 20:03
| "Anyone will be able to walk into a store and buy a Wii on launch day without a pre-order." |
Posted By: Hyperborea
Date Posted: July 08 2007 at 20:09
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I'm too clever to say something stupid, but i hear the mayor of Hiroshima was quoted as saying....." what the f**k was that?" ------------- As i race o'er this beautiful sphere, Like a dog who is chasing his..... |
Posted By: Proletariat
Date Posted: July 08 2007 at 20:13
I dont know, that was pretty stupid right there. ------------- who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 09 2007 at 07:23
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This isn't one of mine, but I'll withold the name to protect the guilty:
Trivial pursuit question: Complete the following 1970's album title - "............ heres the Sex Pistols" Answer given: - Lock Up Your Daughters
Much hilarity ensued, plus a few other choice punk album suggestions, such as "Whoops Matron, It's The Buzzcocks", and "Ooh, Lummocks! It's The Stranglers" Another classic was given (by a different person) to answer the question "Name the individual countries which make up Scandinavia" - one of the answers given being "Switzerland"; again, mich p+++ taking resulted with references to the famous Swiss Viking raids etc etc, but this particular person really got the @rse about it & stormed off (the wonders of alcohol, eh?)... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 09 2007 at 07:42
^ We were discussing Trivial Pursuit at work one day when the department secretary chipped in with: "Oh, me and my friends love Trivial Pursuits - we play the Genius Edition."  ------------- What? |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 09 2007 at 07:59
Doh! -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 10 2007 at 16:27
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Posted By: Zoot Allures
Date Posted: July 10 2007 at 21:58
Don't remember but it was probably something foolish when I had a few too many pints and thought I knew everything ------------- The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: July 10 2007 at 22:10
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This happened on a party a while back. Some girls asked me:
'are you single?'
And I jokingly replyed:
'no, im vinyl'
They looked like question marks after that. I have said stupider things than that though, but that one was the first one to come to mind ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: fungusucantkill
Date Posted: July 10 2007 at 22:18
something likethat happened to my friend.
girl: hey you, are you Dirty? naughty laughter
friend: no, i just took a shower.
sad thing is he was serious. funny. -------------
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 06:40
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I have made many a faux pas in my time... most of the embarrassing ones always start the same way... and I'm sure the majority of us have been there too:
Oh, I saw a film the other week, I forget what it was called and it had that guy from... erm... oh, what's his name? Oh, he was in that film with erm... oh, that girl from erm...
On it goes... slowly digging my own own laughter pit. -------------   
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 06:45
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I know that one
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 06:50
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You know the film or the situation?
For some odd reason unbeknowst to me, I always say stuff like that... I really should think before speaking... my mates joke about it too. I do the same with music... I have this ability of forgetting the of name Aphex Twin a lot also... -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 06:55
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the situation
n00b |
Posted By: Yorkie X
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:12
what do you get when you cross a vampire with a dwarf ? ... a monster that sucks blood from peoples knee caps 
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:26
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I've said many stupid things.
One time I was leaving a concert and headed towards the tube station:
Friend: That concert was awesome
Me: Yeah I know...and boy am I sure glad this coat keeps me cool.
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:34
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You could have said:
Boy, was that concert the essence of masterliness! -------------
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Posted By: sircosick
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:37
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Dunno....... I say dumb things all time xD
------------- The best you can is good enough... |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:39
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One of my favorite (from a friend of mine, who just happens to be a drummer, not that that is important or relevant in any way, but, well, you know...): "What day does Friday fall on this week?"
It took us a while for that to actually sink-in, then we were in the Pub at the time, we sort of looked at each other, puzzled and confused, until someone finally replied (with a completly straight face):
"Sunday."
------------- What? |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:52
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Speaking of drummers, I understand Mike Rutherford once said "we could always let Phil write the songs..." -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:59
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As the old joke goes, what do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 08:04
Sounds like the kind of reply I would make. ------------- Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005 
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: July 11 2007 at 08:53
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I once witnessed this guy ask for "passionate" leave rather than "compassionate" leave... the thing is, he was none the wiser as to his mistake, so the rest of the room were sniggering. -------------
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Posted By: Christine
Date Posted: July 12 2007 at 02:49
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(Brittish accent) "I think the album should've been done in Dubly!" jk
I really don't know what the dumbest thing I've ever said is.....there are too many to count. Ohhhh...I can think of a good one; When I was in eighth grade my history teacher asked what annually meant.....I responded by saying that it meant weekly(ROFL)! It's really surprising for that to happen to someone like me because I seriously love learning about etymology.If I think of any better ones I'll keep you all posted. ------------- catsfootironclaw |
Posted By: el böthy
Date Posted: July 12 2007 at 09:42
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Not me, a girl I know A few years ago in Literature class the teacher read a chapture from Shakespeare´s Hamlet and this girl asks. "And did he write this before he dies...?" That was so stupid we could not laugh right away, we were so shocked this stupid thing could be said, true story. hehehe this one I like very much, first of all let me enlighten you in something, here in Argentina there is no smaller bill than the 2 pesos one, up from there its all coins so this guy comes in class and asks, in all seriousness "Does anyone have change for 2 pesos, possibly in coins?" we still laught at this today, and it has been almost 4 years now ------------- "You want me to play what, Robert?"
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:12
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Myself again: talking to girlfriend about the sheer mastery of Brueghel, I said the folowing: "For me, this has a kind of beauty that is really beautiful". ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:19
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I tend to say something idiotic whenever I open my mouth, so I sometimes play dumb in public (pretend to be incapable of speech).
------------- Watching while most appreciating a sunset in the moment need not diminish all the glorious sunsets I have observed before. It can be much like that with music for me. |
Posted By: R o V e R
Date Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:35
I once said "how was your todays day?" to a bombshell girl
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Posted By: StyLaZyn
Date Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:38
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Give me a minute. A new saying will invade my brain. ------------- 
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Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:38
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Not something to brag about, but in the 50's or 60's there was a politician here in Québec that said so many stupid things in public, two of which are still spoken about to this very day :
"Before beginning my speech, I would like to say something..."
and also :
"The previous Government brought us on the edge of the precipice ! And I can assure you that we will do all we can to go one step further!" ------------- "One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio |
Posted By: StyLaZyn
Date Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:41
By any chance was this person a relative of George W. Bush? -------------
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Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:48
Must be a distant cosmic cousin or something...  ------------- "One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: July 13 2007 at 17:27
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Former Chilean dictator A. Pinochet Ugarte:
"I have lots of books in my bedroom. I read about everything. I have books about strategy, history, geology, novels. I'm always buying books, and I read every night. I think I read like about 15 minutes and then I fall sleep"... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 14 2007 at 16:37
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I had a family come to check in at Reception a little while ago, and I asked the parents 'Would your little girl like to use the games room?'.
The disgusted mother replied, actually Jamie's a little boy...
 ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: wooty
Date Posted: July 15 2007 at 00:57
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I really have very little trouble saying dumb things
------------- "We turn and turn in the animal belly, the mineral belly, the belly of time. To find the way out: the poem." |
Posted By: wooty
Date Posted: July 15 2007 at 00:58
there you go ------------- "We turn and turn in the animal belly, the mineral belly, the belly of time. To find the way out: the poem." |
Posted By: Meddler
Date Posted: July 15 2007 at 12:46
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i used to say stupid things everytime my mouth opened when i talked to girls. but now its gotten a lot better. ------------- [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i165/amorfous/astro-1.jpg"> |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: July 16 2007 at 06:23
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Last Saturday evening at my Brother and Sister- in - Laws.
Me '' Hmmmm! Those sausages smell good. What flavour are they;Pork, Beef or sausage?'' ------------- 
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: July 16 2007 at 07:47
They were infact Linda McCartney Quorn Sausages... they taste disgusting!  I have a feeling I said something stupid when I met Man-Erg. At least I said something, unlike Postingismylife. -------------
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 01:02
| HMMMMMMMMMMM....DUMBEST THING I EVER SAID???....."This Metal press is safe"!!!........................Just before losing the ends of two fingers. |
Posted By: tremulant
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 09:56
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Our drummer said to us: "It would be cool if we had poetry for our lyrics" ------------- My solo music: http://www.myspace.com/anthropiate - ANTHROPIATE |
Posted By: andu
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 17:06
Hey, Dude, welcome back. You're, like, one of the Founding Fathers, bless us the youngsters!  ------------- "PA's own GI Joe!" 
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 17:13
Yeah well I was tired and not looking forward to school the next day....and you can't tell by my post count but I'm pretty introverted, I usually keep to myself. |
Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 17:39
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"Want me to lick your pussy?" -------------  
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 18:18
Wizard, you don't ask, you just assume..... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 18:20
would you be referring to Kerrang, Rock Sound or Terrorizer, dude??  ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 18:22
as a vegetarian, I can say with some authority that LM's Quorn sausages... DON'T taste disgusting.....
...they just don't taste of anything at all..... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: A B Negative
Date Posted: July 18 2007 at 10:28
Linda McFartney's sausages aren't made of Quorn. ------------- "The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar.... Now, that's my idea of a good time." |
Posted By: A B Negative
Date Posted: July 18 2007 at 10:29
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Oops! Posted the same thing twice! ------------- "The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar.... Now, that's my idea of a good time." |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 18 2007 at 10:37
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^if you are going to do that, then this is the thread to do it in ------------- What? |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: July 18 2007 at 10:44
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All I know is that most vegetarians don't like Linda McCartney sausages.
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Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: July 18 2007 at 12:35
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Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: July 18 2007 at 12:37
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Posted By: asimplemistake
Date Posted: July 18 2007 at 17:25
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"hahaha Maybe he DIED" Supposedly when someone has been sick for over a month, jokes about death aren't funny at all. I gotta learn to filter the stupid stuff out before I say it. |
Posted By: meinmatrix
Date Posted: July 19 2007 at 08:27
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"I'm metalhead!" Let the truth be spoken: "I'm proghead and bluesfanatic!"  ------------- 
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Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: July 19 2007 at 08:40
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Posted By: StyLaZyn
Date Posted: July 19 2007 at 10:15
Sure you are. Keep telling yourself that. -------------
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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: July 19 2007 at 13:11
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"Do you know how to recognize a loser?" just before unwrapping a stick of Wrigley's chewing gum and accidentally dropping it into a sewer.
-------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: July 19 2007 at 17:49
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Myself again: "I think maybe we could solve this using some kind of something"... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 00:34
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As water is gushing from underneath a friends kitchen sink. "Do you think there's a pipe involved?"  ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 00:40
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"I think it's still open" in response to a woman asking about the local video/DVD store... It was 2pm. |
Posted By: dethics
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 01:09
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"So you guys got money?" "Yeah, were going to IHOP, we got money." "Got money in the bank!" "Never say that again." |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 03:04
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How about the "humorous" bleedin' obvious things people say to you to be oh-so-funny and original...
eg: On clouting your head on a low beam etc... "mind your head hur, hur, hur" On swearing repeatedly after t**tting your knee on the corner of something... "did that hurt? hur, hur, hur"  s!-------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 03:14
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there was this stupid girl i used to work with and one day she was complaining about how she couldn't keep a relationship last more than a few days and how all guys would leave her and i was struggling not to shout:"MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY STUPID!!" but instead i went: "Is it because you don't make them a b**wjob???" she blushed and then laughed and so did i but never again did she talk to me about subjects other than work stuff... i wonder why!!! ------------- -music is like pornography... sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more... -sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue... |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 08:34
They look lovely when they are blushing... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Passionist
Date Posted: August 29 2007 at 09:11
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hehe...
Anyway, I don't remember what I say, I speak too much. I think all who pretend to be politicians do. anyway, I remember when I just arrived from Hungary, and met my friends at a party. I had brought some Hungarian booze with me etc. So I asked this girl if she wanted some Unicum. the look on her face was really twisted. that's because when you say Unicum in Finnish, it sounds like I was asking if she wanted some "dream rubber". Which she then later didn't want. Oh, and there was this Finnish politician, who screwed up his career for a while by trying to sound clever. So he said he had read all of Dostoevski's books during one weekend. |
Posted By: progadicto
Date Posted: September 01 2007 at 05:52
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Still hurts me... It happened 10 years ago but it was so embarrasing!!!
The scene: Me, totally drunk face to face with the girl I liked. Full moon. No one around us, just the beautiful desert... and I said...
"You look so beeeeaaaauuutifuuul... when I'm drunk..."
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Posted By: andu
Date Posted: September 01 2007 at 11:03
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So apparently the girl didn't want to marry you after all?
------------- "PA's own GI Joe!"
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: September 01 2007 at 12:08
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"Because I say so..." - in reply to an American collegue who asked me why we were going to do something in a particular way. Took me 6 months to get a proper working relationship with her after that. Stupid cultural differences... ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: The-Bullet
Date Posted: September 01 2007 at 12:16
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Spurs have got this one sewn up ! ------------- 
"Why say it cannot be done.....they'd be better doing pop songs?" |
Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: September 01 2007 at 13:04
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Sure, I'll have another drink. ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 01 2007 at 13:13
| Are you eighteen? |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 02 2007 at 08:54
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My mate last night asked another mate if what she was pointing at, were freckles on his arm. Obviously they were... I've no idea why she asked that! I also kind of upset my friend... she was coming back from the toilet in the pub and she gave me an odd look... so I said "oh, that looks like one of those 'can you buy me a drink' looks..." Oops! All weekend all I seem to have been doing is slowly digging this big hole for myself... remind me to: a) not drink quite so much and b) not to say silly things to other drunk people. -------------
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: September 02 2007 at 09:13
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^^^ James...don't drink so much... more money for prog.... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 02 2007 at 09:18
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I've got plenty of money for prog and beer... that's the problem! I only drink at weekends... yet that's when I make all my faux pas. -------------
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 02 2007 at 09:30
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This hot girl was annoying me and we were getting in an argument about music. They thought that it was pointless to listen to an instrumental song or a band with lyrics you dno't understand. I was pwning her and eventually she got fed up and went "YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH?!?" And I said, loudly for all of 1st period science to hear, "Yeah, I do, he's a nice guy." |