I'm On Fire...Literally
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Topic: I'm On Fire...Literally
Posted By: The Doctor
Subject: I'm On Fire...Literally
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:13
Ok. I'm burning lots of candles in my flat, because I'm about to move and my  landlady was irritated by my smoking, and is threatening to withhold my deposit to repaint the walls, etc. Anywho...a few moments ago, I leaned against a table for a few moments and suddenly I felt a burning sensation on my bum (and no, I haven't been having sex with the wrong people). I reflexively started smacking my bum with my hand, and now have at least 2nd degree burns on my hand and ruined one of my favorite shirts. Did you ever get the feeling this just isn't your life?     ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
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Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:16
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Holy sh*t - that is simultaneously hilarious and terrible. While I do feel bad for you I hope that one day you'll find the humor in this Seriously though - that sucks!
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:18
| at least you're a doctor |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:25
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No. I'm actually a lawyer. So I can sue myself anyway. Ow. My hand hurts!
Anyway, surprisingly, I already find humor in this. Although it would be much funnier if my hand were't constantly burning. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:35
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Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:38
Another lawyer ? At least I know whom to call if I ever need to sue anyone ...
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:42
------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
KoS wrote:Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:44
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Ah. My hands finally fallen off and the pain is diminishing. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |