Off at Tangents: Waff at Argents!
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Topic: Off at Tangents: Waff at Argents!
Posted By: The Runaway
Subject: Off at Tangents: Waff at Argents!
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 11:23
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YES MY LAWDY TROUBLE SO HARS don't you know bout the TOUCH ME TOUCH ME NOW NOW NOW ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 11:30
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Every time you create a thread sequel, an orphan dies. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 11:59
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You couldn't have said it better myself.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 15:40
| I'm sure this is the third of fourth Off at Tangents. Definitely not the second. Trust me, I'm an expert. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 15:43
| I always thought the phrase was off "on" tangents. Oh well. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 15:55
| They were the finest six-fingered gloves in the world. |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 16:49
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For sale - box of 10,000 T-squares calibrated to 87.3 degrees. Will exchange for Lamborghini, must be red, less than 2 years old and in perfect condition. ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 17:14
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD TO "OFF AT TANGENTS 3 (OR POSSIBLY 4)" . . . OR ELSE. 
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 17:49
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Water in the cabin, get us all out.
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 21:29
| Mutant pillbug colony |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 21:48
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You're old to this aren't you?
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 26 2010 at 22:14
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Before jumping out of the airplane onto a snow-covered mountain, Stewart had wisely decided to put on skis. He did not, however, do the same with his parachute. |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 01:54
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One day we will have taps for everything in the house: water, natural gas, milk, sodas, beer, table jelly... |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 02:04
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Kind of like morning, no? ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 07:26
| Lemon Curry? |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 09:58
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SURPULAR LEMONIZER
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 10:02
Thank you, good sir. 
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 10:37
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Gah woa?
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 11:55
| No, the grey one. |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 12:31
| Rain does fall upwards sometimes, but we don't know because the clouds don't give us feedback. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 13:14
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Waff at Argents!
------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 14:43
Feline would be nice! 
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 14:50
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Whopped at a tree, fell at cockstormers.
------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 16:17
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They went that way. How you interpret 'that way' is entirely your business. ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 18:22
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To the toilet?
------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 18:25
| No. Stove. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 18:37
| I'll perform the autopsy when I come back. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 18:42
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They loved each other with passion. The fact that he was an oak stool and she was in real estate made little difference. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 27 2010 at 20:24
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Now now, Todd. What did we say about using the toaster as a torture device? |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 01:07
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This is some wait. I almost feel as if I should eat a fish prior to cultivation. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 01:35
| Grounds and air. You can find them almost anywhere. |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 03:42
| Animals and fish; best served in a dish |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 04:36
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One brick next to another brick. ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 05:08
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I'll fix it. ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 07:35
Bellydance music ftw! 
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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 11:08
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Waka waka, this time for paprika!
------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 11:09
| Oh what the hell goes on inside your swollen head? |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 11:13
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Jeffrey, stop doing that to my phonebook! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 11:15
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They say it's perfectly safe to drink it (in reasonable amounts), but I'm afraid it gave me the feeling that there's something stuck in my throat. Guess the product! It's okay if you can't. |
Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 14:27
| I will put on a concert. Oh yes, I will put on a concert. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 14:36
| Less fat, more flavor! |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 16:34
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Normal convention #1387: Always dunk oreos in milk by holding the cookie in your mouth and lowering your head into a vat of milk. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 16:39
| Tea is like duct tape for the soul. |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 18:02
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Gents, off at tan! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 18:06
| Your country does not deserve you. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 20:07
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Dolphin vaginas? ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 28 2010 at 23:59
| Because rabbits are expendable!!! |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 00:03
| Welcome to my owlsla. |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 02:04
| Let's steal some lettuce and watch out for the black rabbit of Inlé. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 04:53
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Did he died?
------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 05:21
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LOBSTER FIST, LOBSTER FIST, WHEN IS YOUR 90TH IN THE 60TH WITH A BEETLE FOR THE FANCLUB? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 05:26
| The sound of waves in a pool of water . . . |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 06:44
| Watching open cartons of milk fall off of tables in slow motion |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 06:46
| Stephen Hawking skateboarding? |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 06:48
| 'SHAMWOW: what the C.I.A didn't know' |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 06:50
| How to fake your own death and not tell anyone. |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 06:54
| Mr Map, a legend. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 07:20
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You're the best thing that ever happened to me. You're not a person but an event. |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 09:38
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I found it under the desk. I wish I hadn't. ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 10:06
| I like spitting where i shouldn't :D |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 11:59
Someone enjoys failblog.  And Marsha, where did you put my shoehorn? |
The Runaway wrote:Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:13
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Honey? Where are you my dear?! ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:15
| Not in Paris, France, that's for sure! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:17
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I'm happy to hear you've missed me so much. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:28
I didn't say that. 
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:28
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Vegans only enjoy eating meat on Christmas.
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:29
I read your mind!  -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:34
Filthy, huh? 
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:38
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It resembles the belly of a trucker, nothing more or less. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:41
| A most inscrutable pancake! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:44
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A snowflake? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 15:45
| No, it's from the Third Policeman you fool! |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 18:12
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Toff neat gnats! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 18:41
| Give me a headache and i'll give you two coins back. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 29 2010 at 20:55
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To be fair, I've never seen a chest. The closet I"ve gotten was the oceanside pool in Glendale. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 02:35
| If you hear a tree heavily breathing than it's probably a chestnut three with asthma. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 12:33
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As I was thinking about what to write here, I suddenly noticed I had forgot about my coffee! Fortunately it's still somewhat warm. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 12:34
| The second cup is still unpoured. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 12:35
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I like my coffee with three teaspoons of blood. -------------
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Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 15:45
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A vegetarian vampire likes to drink quorn juice and tofu sodas. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 19:12
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Love of jar. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 20:28
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Octagons make poor slippers. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 20:43
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Is it just me, or whenever the word "tunes" is said in a Pink Floyd song, it sounds like they're saying "jubes." |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 21:49
| Yes, or a cold bottle of Pepsi after a lacrosse match. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 22:19
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Can't say I've done unspeakable things to small furry creatures without the refreshing tastes and sounds of Ameeka Cola Drink Substitute. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 30 2010 at 22:27
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A cute angina. |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 04:37
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Ten of fat tangos! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 07:05
| If Eskimo's would tango, the polar caps would melt sooner than one might expect. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 15:12
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He's a cannibal! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 15:21
| What's all this then? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 15:24
OMG I DIDTN NOITCE TEH BRESON REFERECNE UNTIL NOW LOL!1!!!! 
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 17:03
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If only we could bottle it and keep it out of harm's way... ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 17:28
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Food is not a choice, it is a tangible object. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 17:33
L'argent, you fool! 
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 18:59
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His opponent was a frail but mean-looking 82 year old woman. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 20:34
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Wash it off. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 22:20
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Thank you, but no. I don't need a portable lagoon.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 22:45
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Don't you think its better to glue it back together rather than mowing your lawn wearing this pink see-through robe? ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: July 01 2010 at 23:29
| Why can't you be more like that block of cheese? |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 02 2010 at 01:57
| Throw the Horse |