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Topic: Songs that make you cringePosted By: Melomaniac
Subject: Songs that make you cringe
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 10:35
Let's face it ; even our musical heroes have recorded some lower-grade material .
Make a list of songs from your faves you wish they never wrote/recorded ! Just for fun, this may be funny !
Coming back to life by Pink Floyd (Division Bell) springs to mind
Anagram by Rush (Presto)
When others come to mind I'll write them down here !
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Replies: Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 10:40
Another Day by Dream Theater (Images and Words) ; that sax part reminds me of Kenny G !
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 10:49
Ooh..I love anagram..but agree about that DT one. Sax and DT don't mix(please)
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 10:55
Maybe this is a wrong answer, but I happen to love Eloy's The Apocalypse whilst still feeling my toes curl up whenever he starts singing with that heavy German accent. Cringe-worthy, and yet I've grown accustomed to it
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Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 10:56
Snow Dog wrote:
Ooh..I love anagram..
Nice that you don't bash me for not loving this song, I just hope this thread stays like that !
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 10:59
Melomaniac wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Ooh..I love anagram..
Nice that you don't bash me for not loving this song, I just hope this thread stays like that !
You may feel like that, but Snowie has made a very powerful enemy tonight I hate when people like stuff that I don't. Don't they know they're wrong?
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 11:10
Guldbamsen wrote:
Melomaniac wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Ooh..I love anagram..
Nice that you don't bash me for not loving this song, I just hope this thread stays like that !
You may feel like that, but Snowie has made a very powerful enemy tonight I hate when people like stuff that I don't. Don't they know they're wrong?
I hate people who disagree about disagreeing hating things we disagree about are wrong. Egg Drop soup to all of them.
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 11:11
Egg drop soup indeed.
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Posted By: MJAben
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 11:28
Melomaniac wrote:
Another Day by Dream Theater (Images and Words) ; that sax part reminds me of Kenny G !
LaBrie's vocals in that song don't work but I always thought the sax part itself was quite nice personally.
As for me, with regards to DT, when Portnoy growls in 'A Nightmare to Remember' or the entire concept for 'The Great Debate'... God that song didn't age well.
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Posted By: Cthulhu42
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 11:32
MJAben wrote:
As for me, with regards to DT, when Portnoy growls in 'A Nightmare to Remember' or the entire concept for 'The Great Debate'... God that song didn't age well.
Ugh, that part of "A Nightmare to Remember" was just horrible; especially because the lyrics were just as awful as the vocal performance.
Anyway, another few cringeworthy songs that come to mind are
Genesis - Illegal Alien Yes - Circus of Heaven Rush - I Think I'm Going Bald
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 11:50
Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 12:29
Snow Dog wrote:
akamaisondufromage wrote:
Genesis : Snowbound
"hey there's a snowman...ooh, ooh it's a snowman"
Yeah.
Exactly! (no offense Mr Snowdog)
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 12:33
Jethro Tull--Dark Ages
"Darlings are you reaaaaady for the long winter's fall? Said the lady in her parlor Said the butler in the haaaaaall."
Jethro Tull--Flying Dutchman
The musical accompaniment to "So come all you lovers of the good life" does not work. At all.
Posted By: snowsnow
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 12:38
1) Jon Anderson singing about people on "crack" - it just doesn't work for me - should stick to "Dawn of light.."
2) The bit off Drama when they sing "You and me - by the sea - taking in tranquility" or something like that - I've kept away from it ever since!
3) Another brick in the wall part 1 - "Daddy what did you leave behind for me?" - er sorry son - apart from my life, not much else to give you know?I think Gilmour was right to say the album was a bit whinny
Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 13:20
King Crimson-Heat in the Jungle(an anagram for heat in the jungle), it's so bad I don't even wanna pronounce the name of the song anymore
King Crimson-Two Hands King Crimson-Sleepless Rush-Red Tide Yes-Circus of Heaven Genesis-Silver Rainbow
All these songs make me
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 13:30
I love Porcupine Tree as much as the next guy, but a few of their lyrics make me cringe a little.
"My X-Box is a god to me" "It's so erotic when your makeup runs" "I was born in '67, the year of Sgt Pepper and Are You Experienced"
Just a bit obvious and heavy handed, lyrics that kind of stick out when your listening and sound like he's trying a bit to hard to be deep.
My wife, by the way, has said the same thing about Rush lyrics on "Spirit of Radio", which I happen to think are fantastic lyrics. Different strokes and all that.
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 13:35
^
"Give me the freedom to destroy--give me... radioactive toy."
(love the song for the guitar work, buuut...)
Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 16:02
Wallenstein-Blue Eyed Boys
Caravan-Golf Girl
those spring to mind, must be others
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 16:14
The obligatory "Your own special way"
PFM - "Is my face on straight". Particularly when they sing the line "As long as you are not sick or poor, a negro or a queer" which ends with a painful falsetto.
All of ELP's "works". James Labrie, cringe worthy most of the time, outdoes himself rapping on Train of Thought.
Posted By: Earthmover
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 16:18
HolyMoly wrote:
I love Porcupine Tree as much as the next guy, but a few of their lyrics make me cringe a little.
"My X-Box is a god to me" "It's so erotic when your makeup runs" "I was born in '67, the year of Sgt Pepper and Are You Experienced"
Just a bit obvious and heavy handed, lyrics that kind of stick out when your listening and sound like he's trying a bit to hard to be deep.
My wife, by the way, has said the same thing about Rush lyrics on "Spirit of Radio", which I happen to think are fantastic lyrics. Different strokes and all that.
"XBOX is a god to me" isn't good on it's own, but Steven is impersonating an average 15 year old kid. I quite like the lyrics of FOABP.
"It's so erotic when your makeup runs"
I've always loved this too.
"Iwas born in '67, the year of Sgt Pepper and Are You Experienced"
Now this really isn't one of Steven's best
To answer the question, I don't think there are any songs that made me cringe, though there are quite a few boring ones and ones that are just bad.
edit: Just remembered
Owner of a Lonely Heart. It's even worse when it gets in my head.
Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 16:29
Quatermass 2-A Long Road
Snoball-Cold Heat
complete albums cringe worthy
Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 16:51
presdoug wrote:
Wallenstein-Blue Eyed Boys
Caravan-Golf Girl
those spring to mind, must be others
I feel you on Golf Girl. A bit too much for me.
Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 16:56
MJAben wrote:
Melomaniac wrote:
Another Day by Dream Theater (Images and Words) ; that sax part reminds me of Kenny G !
LaBrie's vocals in that song don't work but I always thought the sax part itself was quite nice personally.
As for me, with regards to DT, when Portnoy growls in 'A Nightmare to Remember' or the entire concept for 'The Great Debate'... God that song didn't age well.
Another Day isn't bad, no harm there.
A Nightmare to Remember was fine aside from Portnoy's singing. I prefer Portnoy in Prophets of War, though only marginally. His singing on DT's rendition of Tenement Funster/Flick of the Wrist/etc was his worst though.
Posted By: Earthmover
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 16:56
Posted By: The.Crimson.King
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 17:13
I've been waiting for a thread like this for years...hope I can get some kind of therapeutic relief here...
1) Genesis - Follow You, Follow Me (ick...cheesy love song)
2) Yes - Onward (ick...another cheesy love song)
3) Genesis - Say it's Alright Joe (just plain sucks)
4) Genesis - Your Own Special Way (ick...yet another cheesy love song, the start of the Genesis downfall)
5) ELP - A Taste of My Love (painfully embarrasing lyrics)
6) King Crimson - Peoria (several unendurable minutes of a pointless sax solo, sorry Mel)
7) Jethro Tull - Budapest ("She wouldn't make love but she could make a good sandwich"??? seriously???)
8) VDGG - Firebrand (the "I ride an icy stallion" section is the worst thing Peter Hammill has ever sung...ever)
9) ELP - Nutrocker (it doesn't fit with anything else on this great album and is an awful way to end it)
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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 19:40
^I quite like Nutrocker, i think it has class.
Posted By: The.Crimson.King
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 19:48
^Really? Following their most ambitious and successful classical interpretation with "Nutrocker" just makes it seem even more tame and uninspired to me...oh well...
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 20:34
The.Crimson.King wrote:
8) VDGG - Firebrand (the "I ride an icy stallion" section is the worst thing Peter Hammill has ever sung...ever)
Eh? ... No!
Posted By: infocat
Date Posted: April 10 2013 at 22:56
MJAben wrote:
Melomaniac wrote:
Another Day by Dream Theater (Images and Words) ; that sax part reminds me of Kenny G !
LaBrie's vocals in that song don't work but I always thought the sax part itself was quite nice personally.
As for me, with regards to DT, when Portnoy growls in 'A Nightmare to Remember' or the entire concept for 'The Great Debate'... God that song didn't age well.
I love "The Great Debate"! "Are you justified in taking LIFE TO SAVE LIFE <chunk><chunk><chunk><chunk>"
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 07:57
mister nobody wrote:
"XBOX is a god to me" isn't good on it's own, but Steven is impersonating an average 15 year old kid. I quite like the lyrics of FOABP.
Well, that's kind of the problem for me. It sounds like something a 40 year old would imagine a 15 year old saying, when I doubt any 15 year olds would ever say or think that. But what do I know, I'm a 40 year old too.
I will reiterate, though, that FOABP is one of my top 5 PT songs in spite of this lyric. Excellent tune.
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Posted By: Aussie-Byrd-Brother
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 08:33
HolyMoly wrote:
mister nobody wrote:
"XBOX is a god to me" isn't good on it's own, but Steven is impersonating an average 15 year old kid. I quite like the lyrics of FOABP.
Well, that's kind of the problem for me. It sounds like something a 40 year old would imagine a 15 year old saying, when I doubt any 15 year olds would ever say or think that. But what do I know, I'm a 40 year old too. I will reiterate, though, that FOABP is one of my top 5 PT songs in spite of this lyric. Excellent tune.
Holy, I always found Steven's lyric on much of that song as kind of...idiotically clever?! They capture bulls**t teenage rebellion and `don't give a f**k' attitude pretty well....sorry for the swearing, kids!
On the topic of `songs that make me cringe' and Porcupine Tree, I'm afriad that section of `The Incident' where Steven's singing `I'm taking control, I'm taking control, I draw the la-hine' etc is just embarrasing....like bad teenage emo indie pop....for f**k's sake, Steven, you're a grown man lol!
Posted By: kenethlevine
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 08:55
presdoug wrote:
^I quite like Nutrocker, i think it has class.
I like it too, don't know the rest of the album
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 09:13
Anything with growls generally makes me cringe.
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 09:26
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
HolyMoly wrote:
mister nobody wrote:
"XBOX is a god to me" isn't good on it's own, but Steven is impersonating an average 15 year old kid. I quite like the lyrics of FOABP.
Well, that's kind of the problem for me. It sounds like something a 40 year old would imagine a 15 year old saying, when I doubt any 15 year olds would ever say or think that. But what do I know, I'm a 40 year old too. I will reiterate, though, that FOABP is one of my top 5 PT songs in spite of this lyric. Excellent tune.
Holy, I always found Steven's lyric on much of that song as kind of...idiotically clever?! They capture bulls**t teenage rebellion and `don't give a f**k' attitude pretty well....sorry for the swearing, kids!
But it seems as if the song/album is meant to be somewhat sympathetic to the situation of such teenagers, so why present it as "bulls**t rebellion", as you said? It just leaves me wondering about either Wilson's intentions or his execution. It's like if my dad wrote a song about me when I was a teenager, and put words in my mouth like "I am so full of angst, and I am engaging in rebellion". Thanks, dad.
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Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 10:01
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
HolyMoly wrote:
mister nobody wrote:
"XBOX is a god to me" isn't good on it's own, but Steven is impersonating an average 15 year old kid. I quite like the lyrics of FOABP.
Well, that's kind of the problem for me. It sounds like something a 40 year old would imagine a 15 year old saying, when I doubt any 15 year olds would ever say or think that. But what do I know, I'm a 40 year old too. I will reiterate, though, that FOABP is one of my top 5 PT songs in spite of this lyric. Excellent tune.
Holy, I always found Steven's lyric on much of that song as kind of...idiotically clever?! They capture bulls**t teenage rebellion and `don't give a f**k' attitude pretty well....sorry for the swearing, kids!
On the topic of `songs that make me cringe' and Porcupine Tree, I'm afriad that section of `The Incident' where Steven's singing `I'm taking control, I'm taking control, I draw the la-hine' etc is just embarrasing....like bad teenage emo indie pop....for f**k's sake, Steven, you're a grown man lol!
I concur. Too bad, because the verses to that song are good, but that god-awful chorus, urgh ! I remember thinking, first time I heard it, that it reminded me of something either Dolores O'Riordan from the Cranberries or Alanis Morissette could have come up with.
Indeed a cringe worthy moment on an otherwise good album though.
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Posted By: The.Crimson.King
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 10:16
Dayvenkirq wrote:
The.Crimson.King wrote:
8) VDGG - Firebrand (the "I ride an icy stallion" section is the worst thing Peter Hammill has ever sung...ever)
Eh? ... No!
I love the rest of the song, but in this section I think the vocal is mixed way too loud. PH is trying for an overwrought, dramatic approach but instead it sounds like he's wailing horribly out of tune.
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Posted By: Aussie-Byrd-Brother
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 10:45
Melomaniac wrote:
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
HolyMoly wrote:
mister nobody wrote:
"XBOX is a god to me" isn't good on it's own, but Steven is impersonating an average 15 year old kid. I quite like the lyrics of FOABP.
Well, that's kind of the problem for me. It sounds like something a 40 year old would imagine a 15 year old saying, when I doubt any 15 year olds would ever say or think that. But what do I know, I'm a 40 year old too. I will reiterate, though, that FOABP is one of my top 5 PT songs in spite of this lyric. Excellent tune.
Holy, I always found Steven's lyric on much of that song as kind of...idiotically clever?! They capture bulls**t teenage rebellion and `don't give a f**k' attitude pretty well....sorry for the swearing, kids! On the topic of `songs that make me cringe' and Porcupine Tree, I'm afriad that section of `The Incident' where Steven's singing `I'm taking control, I'm taking control, I draw the la-hine' etc is just embarrasing....like bad teenage emo indie pop....for f**k's sake, Steven, you're a grown man lol!
I concur. Too bad, because the verses to that song are good, but that god-awful chorus, urgh ! I remember thinking, first time I heard it, that it reminded me of something either Dolores O'Riordan from the Cranberries or Alanis Morissette could have come up with.
Indeed a cringe worthy moment on an otherwise good album though.
Heh, Hmmmm, I made a few rushed spelling mistakes in that last message, now that's embarrassing! Anyway, Melo, you're spot on, the verses are sublime! Then that chorus....I was honestly surprised Wilson sounded so...juvenile on that bit. Like it's a bad teenage rebellion song....kind of like `Screw you man, I'll do what I like!' lol! :)
Most of the rest is nice, and `I Drive The Hearse' is especially superb
Posted By: pfloyd
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 10:47
"Another Night" by camel. It's not that it is a bad song, but it's nowhere near as good as the rest of the album.
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 11:34
Cringe-worthy... Maybe something off of "Strange Terrain" by Jan Dukes de Grey. I've grown used to it, though, not that I particularly like the album.
Posted By: rogerthat
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 12:04
From the moment LaBrie goes "Oohhh", Another Day makes me cringe pretty hard.
Posted By: stegor
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 12:06
Circus of Heaven:
"Was that something beautiful, amazing, wonderful, extraordinary beautiful?"
"Oh, It was ok. But there were no clowns, no tigers, lions or bears, candy-floss, toffee apples.
No clowns."
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: April 11 2013 at 23:36
Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: April 12 2013 at 00:04
Tapfret wrote:
I almost forgot "Into the Lens"
I am a camera...cam-era cam-era.
I love that song especially Steve's guitar work
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Posted By: silverpot
Date Posted: April 12 2013 at 19:21
Pink Floyd's San Tropez is their absolute zero point. It really makes me embarassed on their behalf, it's so incredibly bad.
Posted By: ole-the-first
Date Posted: April 12 2013 at 19:32
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
On the topic of `songs that make me cringe' and Porcupine Tree, I'm afriad that section of `The Incident' where Steven's singing `I'm taking control, I'm taking control, I draw the la-hine' etc is just embarrasing....like bad teenage emo indie pop....for f**k's sake, Steven, you're a grown man lol!
Drawing the Line is an excellent pop song with great and catchy melody and it's my fav track on Disc 1. Period.
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Posted By: otto pankrock
Date Posted: April 12 2013 at 19:34
Sabbath's Changes. Awful tune. Deep Purple's version of We Can Work It Out is particularly bad.
Posted By: ole-the-first
Date Posted: April 12 2013 at 19:38
otto pankrock wrote:
Sabbath's Changes. Awful tune. Deep Purple's version of We Can Work It Out is particularly bad.
What?
'We Can Work It Out' by DP is as superior to The Beatles version as it's possible, really an excellent rendition.
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Posted By: Aussie-Byrd-Brother
Date Posted: April 12 2013 at 19:51
ole-the-first wrote:
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
On the topic of `songs that make me cringe' and Porcupine Tree, I'm afriad that section of `The Incident' where Steven's singing `I'm taking control, I'm taking control, I draw the la-hine' etc is just embarrasing....like bad teenage emo indie pop....for f**k's sake, Steven, you're a grown man lol!
Drawing the Line is an excellent pop song with great and catchy melody and it's my fav track on Disc 1. Period.
Ole, I DO like every bit of that track EXCEPT the chorus, if that helps!
Posted By: ole-the-first
Date Posted: April 12 2013 at 19:56
^And I love the chorus too (probably I'm just not a very big snob I usually pretend to be)
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Posted By: richardh
Date Posted: April 13 2013 at 02:50
The Battle Of Epping Forest mainly for the attempt at different accented voices . Also completely devoid of interesting musical content. Novelty track at best. At least ELP kept Benny The Bouncer to only 2 minutes.
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Posted By: Eria Tarka
Date Posted: April 13 2013 at 03:01
"Dog Years" by Rush (this might just be the one Rush song that I absolutely cannot listen to. Worst song on imo their worst album)
"Jazz Magic Potion" by Lands End (if you've ever heard the song, this should be self-explanatory)
I'll think of more later
Posted By: ProgMetaller2112
Date Posted: April 13 2013 at 03:44
bytor2112 wrote:
"Dog Years" by Rush (this might just be the one Rush song that I absolutely cannot listen to. Worst song on imo their worst album)
"Jazz Magic Potion" by Lands End (if you've ever heard the song, this should be self-explanatory)
I'll think of more later
Agreed whole-heartedly, I cringe when I hear Geddy sing "in a dog's life a year is really more like seven and all too soon the canine will be chasing cars in doggie heaven" wtf??Neil is responsible for that though
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: April 13 2013 at 03:55
richardh wrote:
The Battle Of Epping Forest mainly for the attempt at different accented voices . Also completely devoid of interesting musical content. Novelty track at best. At least ELP kept Benny The Bouncer to only 2 minutes.
Then, I guess, comic theater is not for you.
Posted By: otto pankrock
Date Posted: April 13 2013 at 17:44
ole-the-first wrote:
otto pankrock wrote:
Sabbath's Changes. Awful tune. Deep Purple's version of We Can Work It Out is particularly bad.
What? 'We Can Work It Out' by DP is as superior to The Beatles version as it's possible, really an excellent rendition.
Really? I've been a dye-hard Purple fan for longer than I care to mention and that version has really been a cringer.
Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: April 15 2013 at 10:31
Someone mentionned Epping Forest, I agree 100 %. Same goes for Harold The Barrel ; "You must be joking..." Ugh, never could like those songs.
Let us not forget the almost entirely cringe worthy Giant For A Day album, by Gentle Giant; stellar cringe worthy tracks such as Take Me, Little Brown Bag, Rock Climber... God are they awful or not ?
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Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 12:55
Hi,
Actually not a whole lot of this stuff makes me cringe ... I think the last time was when some folks started posting in this board something about a "proggy bass" ... I really want to start a new thread and we need a "proggy guitar" thread, another about a "proggy groupie" (shame they won't be as nice looking as Miss Pam a few years back!), another about a "proggy drum set" (must have 387 toms and 129 cymbals and 743 drum stix and be caged!), another about ...
Actually I think the last cringe I had was when Dean suggested I take a pottie break ... no ... wait ... wrong ... when I heard Metal Machine Jargon by Lou Reed ... I think I knew what a finger was all about on that day, and I no longer needed to cringe by listening to bad stuff and thinking that all folks in this world are perfect and say the nicest, or the stupidest, things!
TGIF for me! Yeahhhh!!! No cringes!
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Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 13:04
silverpot wrote:
Pink Floyd's San Tropez is their absolute zero point. It really makes me embarassed on their behalf, it's so incredibly bad.
There is no zero point ... they had some "curios" and some stuff that was added to an album, to make an album ... so what? I suppose you would love to read your comment if that was your band? Ohhh wait, you would tell us you would never do that ... after the fact!
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 13:36
stegor wrote:
Circus of Heaven:"Was that something beautiful, amazing, wonderful, extraordinarybeautiful?""Oh, It was ok. But there were no clowns, no tigers, lions or bears,candy-floss, toffee apples. No clowns."
Yep! Dire.
Illegal Alien by Genesis is horrendous too.
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Posted By: silverpot
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 14:17
moshkito wrote:
silverpot wrote:
Pink Floyd's San Tropez is their absolute zero point. It really makes me embarassed on their behalf, it's so incredibly bad.
There is no zero point ... they had some "curios" and some stuff that was added to an album, to make an album ... so what? I suppose you would love to read your comment if that was your band? Ohhh wait, you would tell us you would never do that ... after the fact!
Ok, I should have added - In My Humble Opinion. But I thought that was somehow understood since the thread title itself imply this.
Posted By: fudgenuts64
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 14:57
Prophets of War by Dream Theater, the song itself is ok but James just sounds awful.
Posted By: The Mystical
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 15:10
AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH can't dance,
AAAAAAAAAGGHGHHHH can't talk
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
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Posted By: Bitterblogger
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 15:10
richardh wrote:
The Battle Of Epping Forest mainly for the attempt at different accented voices . Also completely devoid of interesting musical content. Novelty track at best. At least ELP kept Benny The Bouncer to only 2 minutes.
Whoever said Works Volume One in its entirety - I will hunt you down
Never thought other ELP efforts would be mentioned before Love Beach. Maybe Canario is worthwhile. Otherwise,
Posted By: Wolfhound
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 16:40
Pretty much everything by Opeth prior to Heritage. I like the Heritage album a good deal, but I can't stand everything they did before. After I got Heritage (my first prolonged musical listening experience with Opeth) I went back and tried to gel with their earlier stuff and I still could not stand it. The music is decent, but as soon as the "vocals" kick in the whole thing is ruined for me. I cannot stand the growling, gut vomiting vocals; grates on my ears, my musical sensibilities and just about every fiber of my being.
Posted By: otto pankrock
Date Posted: April 17 2013 at 18:40
I'm a clown, I'm a clown in the eyes of the world. Not a bad song up until that point. Then Yeesh...
Posted By: JocBT
Date Posted: April 28 2013 at 18:18
ProgMetaller2112 wrote:
King Crimson-Heat in the Jungle(an anagram for heat in the jungle), it's so bad I don't even wanna pronounce the name of the song anymore
King Crimson-Two Hands King Crimson-Sleepless Rush-Red Tide Yes-Circus of Heaven Genesis-Silver Rainbow
All these songs make me
Wow Thela Hun Ginjeet is one of my , if not my favourite King Crimson song :s also, Sleepless is high up there too, top ten for sure :) and once you get past the childish sound of Circus of Heaven and actually appreciate the song, it's quite beautiful. The others I don't necessarily agree with but I can understand.
Posted By: JocBT
Date Posted: April 28 2013 at 18:20
ProgMetaller2112 wrote:
Tapfret wrote:
I almost forgot "Into the Lens"
I am a camera...cam-era cam-era.
I love that song especially Steve's guitar work
I'm with ya pal. The guitar solo is one of my favourites from Steve.
Posted By: Aussie-Byrd-Brother
Date Posted: April 28 2013 at 18:24
As much as I love most of their albums (but haven't listened to them in AGES), Fleetwood Mac's `Never Goin' Back Again' (I think that was what is was called!) used to drive me up the wall! A bit too cute for me!
These days it doesn't annoy me like it used to....must be mellowing!
Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: April 29 2013 at 00:55
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
As much as I love most of their albums (but haven't listened to them in AGES), Fleetwood Mac's `Never Goin' Back Again' (I think that was what is was called!) used to drive me up the wall! A bit too cute for me!
These days it doesn't annoy me like it used to....must be mellowing!
I recall how much that song pissed you off......
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: April 29 2013 at 04:47
richardh wrote:
The Battle Of Epping Forest mainly for the attempt at different accented voices . Also completely devoid of interesting musical content. Novelty track at best. At least ELP kept Benny The Bouncer to only 2 minutes.
Just want to say I like The Battle of Epping Forest.
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: April 29 2013 at 04:53
^Me too. I find it interesting that the number 3 most popular album on PA has about 20% of it taken up with a song that many abhor only slightly less than The Hare Who Lost His Spectacles.
Posted By: The Mystical
Date Posted: May 03 2013 at 06:54
JocBT wrote:
ProgMetaller2112 wrote:
Tapfret wrote:
I almost forgot "Into the Lens"
I am a camera...cam-era cam-era.
I love that song especially Steve's guitar work
I'm with ya pal. The guitar solo is one of my favourites from Steve.
Drama is one of my very favourite albums.
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Posted By: The Mystical
Date Posted: May 03 2013 at 06:55
The Mystical wrote:
JocBT wrote:
ProgMetaller2112 wrote:
Tapfret wrote:
I almost forgot "Into the Lens"
I am a camera...cam-era cam-era.
I love that song especially Steve's guitar work
I'm with ya pal. The guitar solo is one of my favourites from Steve.
Drama is one of my very favourite albums.
Including Into the Lens
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: May 03 2013 at 06:58
Has anyone mentioned ABWH's "Teakbois"? That's more cringe-inducing than "Circus of Heaven".
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: May 03 2013 at 07:58
....someone get me a ladder.
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Posted By: Aussie-Byrd-Brother
Date Posted: May 03 2013 at 08:09
Chopper - good call, that `Teakbois' is excruciating!! About half of that ABWH album is good, the rest is pretty lousy. That carribean/calypso thing `Hope For The Future on Marillion's `This Strange Engine' is pretty wretched too, but not as bad, and I do really enjoy that album.
But I had something of an awakening today. I was in a nearby second hand record shop, and they were playing Billy Joel's `Still Rock N Roll To Me' (I assume that's the title), and about two minutes in I thought `God, this song is the cheesiest piece of garbage I've ever heard' lol! Aboslutely dire and unbearable, from the sappiest drip in pop music. I felt like turning to others in store saying `Is anyone else hearing this s**t?!'
Posted By: Ambient Hurricanes
Date Posted: May 03 2013 at 09:52
infocat wrote:
MJAben wrote:
Melomaniac wrote:
Another Day by Dream Theater (Images and Words) ; that sax part reminds me of Kenny G !
LaBrie's vocals in that song don't work but I always thought the sax part itself was quite nice personally.
As for me, with regards to DT, when Portnoy growls in 'A Nightmare to Remember' or the entire concept for 'The Great Debate'... God that song didn't age well.
I love "The Great Debate"! "Are you justified in taking LIFE TO SAVE LIFE <chunk><chunk><chunk><chunk>"
The Great Debate is an excellent song, in my opinion, very intense and quite unique in DT's catalog; but while I like the idea of writing a song about embryonic stem cell research, the band's refusal to actually take a side on the issue (at least you can't tell what they think from the song) made the song sound somewhat tentative and kind of pointless lyrically.
HolyMoly wrote:
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
HolyMoly wrote:
mister nobody wrote:
"XBOX is a god to me" isn't good on it's
own, but Steven is impersonating an average 15 year old kid. I quite
like the lyrics of FOABP.
Well, that's kind of the problem
for me. It sounds like something a 40 year old would imagine a 15 year
old saying, when I doubt any 15 year olds would ever say or think that.
But what do I know, I'm a 40 year old too. I will reiterate, though, that FOABP is one of my top 5 PT songs in spite of this lyric. Excellent tune.
Holy, I always found Steven's lyric on much of that song as kind
of...idiotically clever?! They capture bulls**t teenage rebellion and
`don't give a f**k' attitude pretty well....sorry for the swearing,
kids!
But it seems as if the song/album is meant to be somewhat
sympathetic to the situation of such teenagers, so why present it as
"bulls**t rebellion", as you said? It just leaves me wondering about
either Wilson's intentions or his execution. It's like if my dad wrote a
song about me when I was a teenager, and put words in my mouth like "I
am so full of angst, and I am engaging in rebellion". Thanks, dad.
I
think it's supposed to be sympathetic and critical at the same time;
about people who are enslaved to the kind of thinking he's singing
about. I think it works as a critique of nihilism among youth, but
definitely not if you try to apply it to teenagers in general. I'm 18
and have only ever known a few people who were anywhere near like this.
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: May 03 2013 at 11:24
Posted By: humor4u1959
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 01:33
The.Crimson.King wrote:
I've been waiting for a thread like this for years...hope I can get some kind of therapeutic relief here...
1) Genesis - Follow You, Follow Me (ick...cheesy love song)
2) Yes - Onward (ick...another cheesy love song)
3) Genesis - Say it's Alright Joe (just plain sucks)
4) Genesis - Your Own Special Way (ick...yet another cheesy love song, the start of the Genesis downfall)
5) ELP - A Taste of My Love (painfully embarrasing lyrics)
6) King Crimson - Peoria (several unendurable minutes of a pointless sax solo, sorry Mel)
7) Jethro Tull - Budapest ("She wouldn't make love but she could make a good sandwich"??? seriously???)
<span style="line-height: 1.2;">8) VDGG - Firebrand (the "I ride an icy stallion" section is the worst thing Peter Hammill has ever sung...ever)</span>
9) ELP - Nutrocker (it doesn't fit with anything else on this great album and is an awful way to end it)
But, remember Grasshopper...Follow You, Follow Me open door to Genesis past. Others see the light and discover...Peter Gabriel era Genesis. Now, show me wax on, wax off.
Posted By: humor4u1959
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 01:36
Anything and everything by Rush makes me cringe. I cannot stand that band. They sound like a parody. Sorta like a real version of Spinal Tap. No offense to Rush fans. Just being honest.
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 01:39
Your Own Special Way: First sign that the dream of Genesis was almost over.
Follow You Follow Me: The Genesis dream was over
Misunderstanding: The nightmare was starting
Illegal Alien: RIP Genesis
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Posted By: tamijo
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 01:56
I hate it when bands have children singing/talking, The Wall/Tomato and many other albums, dont know why, but I allways hate that.
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 02:16
tamijo wrote:
I hate it when bands have children singing/talking, The Wall/Tomato and many other albums, dont know why, but I allways hate that.
Agreed.
Also, I like Your Own Special Way.
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Posted By: Billy 7
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 03:27
Too many by Genesis to mention , even some of their 70's songs are as bad as the 80's!
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 09:23
Genesis - everything off Abacab, Invisible Touch and that era
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Posted By: JaySpiral
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 13:33
Harold the Barrel is a fantastic song!
Posted By: The.Crimson.King
Date Posted: May 05 2013 at 14:55
humor4u1959 wrote:
The.Crimson.King wrote:
I've been waiting for a thread like this for years...hope I can get some kind of therapeutic relief here...
1) Genesis - Follow You, Follow Me (ick...cheesy love song)
2) Yes - Onward (ick...another cheesy love song)
3) Genesis - Say it's Alright Joe (just plain sucks)
4) Genesis - Your Own Special Way (ick...yet another cheesy love song, the start of the Genesis downfall)
5) ELP - A Taste of My Love (painfully embarrasing lyrics)
6) King Crimson - Peoria (several unendurable minutes of a pointless sax solo, sorry Mel)
7) Jethro Tull - Budapest ("She wouldn't make love but she could make a good sandwich"??? seriously???)
<span style="line-height: 1.2;">8) VDGG - Firebrand (the "I ride an icy stallion" section is the worst thing Peter Hammill has ever sung...ever)</span>
9) ELP - Nutrocker (it doesn't fit with anything else on this great album and is an awful way to end it)
But, remember Grasshopper...Follow You, Follow Me open door to Genesis past. Others see the light and discover...Peter Gabriel era Genesis. Now, show me wax on, wax off.
I don't know about that...I mean how many people that bought "And Then There Were Three" because of "Follow You Follow Me" also grew to like Peter Gabriel era Genesis? If you found Genesis through "Follow You Follow Me" I'd bet you'd more like the dozens of other Phil Collins fronted rubbish songs that followed rather than the proggy Peter Gabriel songs that preceded
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Posted By: ten years after
Date Posted: May 07 2013 at 03:13
The football crowd singing/chanting at the end of Fearless on Meddle. It is a really fantastic song up to that point and, nowadays, I always chop the track.
It was an interesting idea but PF should have applied some Quality Control when they listened to it. If it had been just 10 seconds worth it would have been fine but it goes on and on (Also, was it a breach of copyright?)
Posted By: Prog Sothoth
Date Posted: May 07 2013 at 08:19
One thing that makes me cringe is the spoken word narrative interlude or intro concerning concept albums & such. Some I can handle, such as the numerous ones that pop up in Moody Blues albums even if they are often silly and sometimes borderline cringeworthy (Higher And Higher is particularly unintentionally funny though I like the rockin music). Then there's stuff like Jeremy Irons intro to Touchstone's Wintercoast album in which I can imagine him thinking "I can't believe this bollocks I'm spouting". Some progressive metal bands with a running theme do these painful interludes as well, such as Rhapsody (Of Fire). The narrative near the middle of their Rain of a 1000 Flames album is a howler if it weren't so embarrassing to sit through. There's others I've heard that I do my best to forget.
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: May 07 2013 at 08:39
Kashmir- by Zeppelin
HORRID
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Posted By: Argonaught
Date Posted: May 07 2013 at 10:24
Talking only about the music that it well known and that I do own:
- Most of Genesis. Could never listen to more than 20 minutes at a time - one side of an LP. For some reason, I do enjoy Invisible Touch - despite the drum machine. I don't know why.
- Most of Yes (yep ..). After Fragile and CTTE, Yes had become progressively unbearable to my ear, peaking at the gawd-awful Drama and then some. I do appreciate, though, the commonly despised Tormato - despite its dumb cover art. I don't know why.
- Bill Bruford's Feels Good to Me and Chick Corea's Return to Forever, in the parts where Annette Peacock and Flora Purim (respectively) sing.
- All of Asia that I have heard.
- Most of Sigur Ros (the meowing vocals positively drive me up the wall).. Strangely, I don't mind Jonsi's solo albums - with the same meowing vocals and all.
- Ozric Te.. never mind ... other than Underslunky, their stuff seems to have been scientifically designed to overstimulate and irritate and .. sorry :)
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: May 07 2013 at 14:38
ten years after wrote:
The football crowd singing/chanting at the end of Fearless on Meddle. It is a really fantastic song up to that point and, nowadays, I always chop the track.
It was an interesting idea but PF should have applied some Quality Control when they listened to it. If it had been just 10 seconds worth it would have been fine but it goes on and on (Also, was it a breach of copyright?)
Meddle is the only PF album that has nothing about it that I hate. Including that, including San Tropez, including Seamus, including whale farts.
Posted By: otto pankrock
Date Posted: May 07 2013 at 18:02
Pretty much anything by Supertramp. The Logical Song? Really? The wussiest thing since Neil Sedaka!
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: May 08 2013 at 06:28
Prog Sothoth wrote:
One thing that makes me cringe is the spoken word narrative interlude or intro concerning concept albums & such. Some I can handle, such as the numerous ones that pop up in Moody Blues albums even if they are often silly and sometimes borderline cringeworthy
I should have thought of them, now they really are cringeworthy. The one at the start of "In search of the lost chord" is bad enough and as for "Cold hearted orb that rules the night".
Posted By: Prog Sothoth
Date Posted: May 08 2013 at 07:19
I know I know!
Still the opening for "Higher and Higher" gets me everytime...."Blasting, billowing, bursting forth with the power of ten billion butterfly sneezes"