PETRODRAGONIC APOCALYPSE; OR, DAWN OF ETERNAL NIGHT: AN ANNIHILATION OF PLANET EARTH AND THE BEGINNING OF MERCILESS DAMNATION

Take one part Motorhead, one part Megadeth, and a smidge of Sabbath and you have this album. If this was meant to be a retro blast from the past then congratulations. Only problem is, it's not as good as any of the bands they are trying to emulate. Every song sounds samey and I don't enjoy the timbre of the singer, so it is a difficult album to get through. Nothing original or groundbreaking here, but the musicianship is decent and that alone saves it from being a one star rating.

I need ten more words to make it to one hundred. There.