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Slartibartfast
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Topic: Man's Greatest Invention Posted: January 28 2009 at 11:51 |
In fact you should eat them while watching Donnie Darko in a jail cell.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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1800iareyay
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 08:25 |
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micky
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 06:53 |
just for sh*ts and giggles... might pick some of those up...and give a culinary review here
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 06:50 |
Which you'd need if you ate too many of those sausage monstrosities
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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The Hemulen
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 06:33 |
Bicycle clips.
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micky
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 06:32 |
Raff wasn't kidding... I lost my appetite last night when I saw that. I can't begin to think as to how that might even taste good. man's greatest invention.... hot pockets
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Dean
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 06:31 |
^ You have to admit it has answered one question:
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 06:23 |
I'm with you & Micky on that one Raff - yuk, ptooee & hawk-spit - Pah!
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Raff
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Posted: January 27 2009 at 16:48 |
Well, all I can tell you is that even Micky (who will eat just about anything) felt sick at the very idea of that abomination ... He loves sausages, pancakes and chocolate chips - just not together .
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 27 2009 at 16:47 |
Left hand shoe.
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TheCaptain
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Posted: January 27 2009 at 16:41 |
Dean wrote:
^ Sausage in batter (which is all a pancake is) is fairly comonplace - the real "invention" there is the addition of chocolate chips - that's pure genius |
Lies. The real invention is the stick. Which leads me to my next point. The stick is the greatest invention ever. I can think of no food that doesn't benefit by being put on a stick. Also, I have had the non-choco chip version of those and they were delicious. Unfortunately now I know that such marvelous things exist thus my life will always seem meaningless when I am not eating one of those marvelous concoctions (read: always).
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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The Pessimist
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Posted: January 27 2009 at 14:41 |
It would be twice as genius if it were put in a sandwich.
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg
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Dean
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Posted: January 27 2009 at 13:49 |
^ Sausage in batter (which is all a pancake is) is fairly comonplace - the real "invention" there is the addition of chocolate chips - that's pure genius
Edited by Dean - January 27 2009 at 13:50
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The Pessimist
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Posted: January 27 2009 at 10:55 |
That is a very... interesting hybrid Clearly the inventor wasn't too keen on wrapping sausage in bacon and instead went for an alternative for Xmas dinner?
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Drew
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Posted: January 26 2009 at 23:10 |
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 26 2009 at 22:53 |
The very fact that a product like that can exist gives me hope for the future.
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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1800iareyay
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Posted: January 26 2009 at 22:37 |
There can be only one answer to this question: Not pictured: dignity
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The Pessimist
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Posted: January 26 2009 at 16:44 |
Oh, and Cuppa Soup. We can't forget that now can we... Got me through the flu many times.
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The Pessimist
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Posted: January 23 2009 at 16:07 |
And the woman hasn't stopped harping on about them since... Most of the women in my life require about 8 wardrobes of clothes. I require some binliner for rain and feathers for when it is cold. Fashion? PAH!
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Dean
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Posted: January 23 2009 at 15:47 |
^ I don't think Eve was impressed though, given she invented 'clothes' soon after.
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