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Poll Question: When is the worst time to sneeze?
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    Posted: April 12 2016 at 16:59
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Over the course of the 22+ years of my life I have been subjected to a variety of situations where I had to sneeze, some of which with disasterous results.

Which of the above scenarios sounds the worst to you? Also, a sneezing fit can also be considered in your decision making.


dude..impressive... and I thought I had lived a wild full life... whoa... Clap


voting other though... I sneezed once and with such force my blond wig came off... and was left in the awkward situation of explaining to this 6'4"/250 beefcake of a man why I was leading him on .... oh now that really wasnt the problem he had... I think it had.something to do with me obviously having a dick...or even worse.. not having one LOL

I had to talk my way out of that one very quickly.. and deftly.. but handled it the right way... I put him on my bar tab for the night and told him it was part of an dare my wife had put me up to.. 
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Whilst picking your nose with a derringer.
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While in a try-not-to-sneeze competition.

Or at your own funeral..
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I was going to type "when wearing a full-face crash helmet while riding a motorcycle at speed. Not a pretty sight."

Then realised this is a Lazarus thread:

Originally posted by Dean, 06 August, 2010 Dean, 06 August, 2010 wrote:

Sneezing while riding a motercycle at speed wearing a full-face crash helmet.
 
 
I've done that. It's not big, it's not clever and it certainly ain't pretty.

...good to see my spelling has improved slightly since then.
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it might be while churning butter. But it depends if it's your own butter or someone elses.

Also, my sneezes actually are an LHC.

Also also, the obvious unlisted most impractical time to sneeze is while trying to hold in a fart in public.

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While watching cabbage, easily.
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while impersonating Karl Marx. I just hate when that happens.
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Actually, wait... I saw 'lasagna' mentioned here. That one.
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All of the above???Ermm
 
Funny poll, too bad I couldn't choose oneWink
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Originally posted by Conor Fynes Conor Fynes wrote:

Still... LHC = expensive. Does it have a self destruct button possibly?
 
Hey...pissing can be expensive. Especially if you pissing in a vase garden or over a rug with the face of jesus on it.
 
And I'd hope not. Though, it would be ironic if that is indeed how the universe began.
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Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

no all of the above?
 
Well I don't think you can do them all at the same time.
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Disposing of Nuclear materials............Having brain surgery performed on me was close Smile  Scuba diving is not too much of an issue ,just hang on to your mask Big smile Clear the water anyway
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Still... LHC = expensive. Does it have a self destruct button possibly?
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no all of the above?



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nah, the LHC was only dangerous when we all thought it would create mini black holes and destroy the universe. 
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Im pretty sure that 9 times out of 10, operating a large hadron collider is potentially more dangerous then driving, or pissing.
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Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:


Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Not to mention "what the hell was that?" (the mayor of Hiroshima).

Sorry, I know it's sick, but always makes me giggle... my bad
A scientific comment: The major of Hiroshima would not have had time to utter this. The heat wave travels at light speed; only the air pressure wave that makes the houses collapse travels at a slower speed.


Don't you hate it when people analyse your jokes?

That said - just realised it's the 65th anniversary today, so apologies for insensitivity

It's probablly a little bit less than light speed and decelerating all the time.

but fast enough to not give the mayor any time for reaction

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