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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 64660
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 02:28 |
Confections with Racist Names #39 - Tootsie Roll
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 04:12 |
Atavachron wrote:
A Prancing Dancer is the Answer to Cancer: Offensive, Idiotic and Dangerous Medical Advice |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 10:44 |
My pockets are empty & so is my heart.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 12:41 |
Remember the loganberries.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 12:47 |
The smarmiest lion-tamer I've ever seen.
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 12:51 |
Ways to Ruin Album Titles #26: Power Windows --> Power, Widows!
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 13:49 |
Tomorrow is Tuesday February 30, 2015.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 13:57 |
May I hold your colostomy bag for you, sir?
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 14:52 |
I have an eye for quantity.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 15:00 |
Kill Yams.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 15:02 |
I know how to pretend I'm flying.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 15:06 |
Star_Song_Age_Less wrote:
May I hold your colostomy bag for you, sir?
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I thought it was a canteen.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 15:11 |
^It's a multi-tasker.
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 15:35 |
Throwup or die trying.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 15:43 |
Why do they call them horny toads?
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 15:45 |
My cat was just asking me why I pee in the drinking water. All I could say is that was "the way I was taught". "I was brought up by humans, you know."
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 15:47 |
Whenever Oliver read the news, he would skip all the letter "O"s in the teleprompter. He therefore called himself "Liver."
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 17:16 |
Birth the airplane mother Teresina.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 17:18 |
How many plants do you think you've eaten in your lifetime?
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 01 2015 at 17:29 |
No one knows it but Jesus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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