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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 01:24 |
A dripping faucet is always a euphemism.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 02:37 |
Requiem for a Fajita
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 04:18 |
Nuns Or Butter: The Coming Politico-Agricultural Showdown
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 05:01 |
Owls, Oleander, Oils, Ointments and Other High-Fantasy Bullsh*t
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 05:44 |
Atavachron wrote:
Nuns Or Butter: The Coming Politico-Agricultural Showdown |
I can't believe it's not nuns.
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49166
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 06:31 |
Mashed-Hop: The Snoop Dog Interviews with Alan Alda
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49166
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 06:36 |
Mr. Thompson somehow managed to hiccup, sneeze, burp, fart, poop, and pee at the same time. Mrs. Thompson pretended she didn't know Mr. Thompson.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49166
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 06:41 |
Gluing basketballs to Mr. Carson's Rolls Royce is as good as it gets.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67386
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 07:16 |
It's been a while since your last action.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 09:48 |
Rejected Titles for Celebrity Personal Trainer Autobiographies # 77: Behind the Sweaty Leggings
Edited by ExittheLemming - March 24 2015 at 09:50
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 14:02 |
My left elbow is a coffee table.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 15:06 |
The Ding-Dong Antichrist.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 15:15 |
Unusual fortune cookie sayings #83: "Do without arms and always fly, do without legs and surely die."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 20:22 |
You're always finding God in pudding.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 20:37 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
Nuns Or Butter: The Coming Politico-Agricultural Showdown | I can't believe it's not nuns. |
A strictly over-forty joke if ever there was one.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 21:22 |
He was ripe with kidneys alright.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 22:30 |
Throw a shoe! Throw a shoe!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 24 2015 at 23:54 |
Bad calendar ideas #18: The Faces Of Russian Tzars Drawn On Pastel Dildos
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 00:41 |
The psychiatrist sporting an eye patch was searching for buried pleasure.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 00:45 |
I leave you with light on your retina.
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