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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 20:50 |
Atavachron wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
I bought ice cream. |
I know, and it was a terrible mistake.
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Yeah, it tasted awful, but I was just following the doctor's orders.
Man With Hat wrote:
It's like rocky road ice cream was her vaginal discharge. |
Um, uh oh...
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 21:54 |
Sometime we feel ok after the roof collapses.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 22:32 |
It's cold, it's hot, it's fragrance overload.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 01:09 |
Live with me until we suffocate from too much soil in the air.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 01:30 |
Your makeup smeared my hot dog.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 01:45 |
They say she has the buttocks of a cannon.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67386
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 04:13 |
Looks like you've got some explaining to do!
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 04:28 |
Put some toothpaste on the piano as well.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67386
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 05:07 |
Don't you infect me again!
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 07:14 |
Infects are animalf wiffout teef, fo vet's why vey fpeek like vis.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49186
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 07:41 |
I like pants that are wet and dry.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49186
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 07:42 |
I want my refund. Sally wants her refund. Ronald would rather have a coupon. Eric likes to play with his poop.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49186
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 07:44 |
Archie nicknamed his couch. If the couch could wear a gas mask, it would.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49186
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 07:45 |
Treat your car mechanics with gummy bears and chicken alfredo. The blinds will hold.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49186
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 07:46 |
In 1942 I kissed a puzzle. An average feast was foretold.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49186
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 07:46 |
So, Thomas Jefferson, how much silicon did you stick in YOUR nose??
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49186
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 07:48 |
It's more complicated than we thought...
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67386
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 10:21 |
The closer you are to death, the less tasty your flesh will taste.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 17:58 |
Sentences not in Earnest Hemingway novels #4: "Plow my vulva!"
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 64701
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Posted: July 09 2015 at 18:16 |
In this month's issue of Annoying Schmuck ;
- Talking During a Movie: A Dying Art? - James Corden Reflects on Being Loud, Fat, and Unfunny - Staring: The Old Standby You Can Do Anywhere - Hock a Loogie, Loud and Proud!
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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