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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Points: 67386
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 11:39 |
Please wait a few minutes.
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 49151
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 11:42 |
If your toothpaste sounds like a trumpet, I recommend scraping off the rest of the enamel with a sump pump.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 11:43 |
^ information I could have used 15 minutes ago.
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VOTOMS
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2013
Location: KOBAIA
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Points: 1420
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 13:29 |
Salt belongs to moustache.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Points: 67386
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 14:08 |
Can we change the subject, please?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 20:00 |
Immediately, I was impressed with the size and volume of her poops.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 20:55 |
I'd give all of my scrotum for that hot dog.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 22:04 |
She dropped a toilet on my foot!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 22:29 |
Excuse me. Where do you think you're going? You haven't paid for that tic yet.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 22:55 |
Sharped tongued distresses.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 23:15 |
The stairs fell up me.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 23:41 |
In this month's issue of Southeast Asian Prostitute ;
- Bangkok: Need We Say More? - Best STD Test Kits - Sucky Sucky Long Time: Old School is Back! - Indonesian Kulkaphet Houses
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 00:09 |
REmember, everyone you talk to has a butthole.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 00:50 |
Jacob climbed the ladder up.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 01:40 |
Sensual motion detectors.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 01:54 |
She had boondoggle pants, and a chest-of-draws grin.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 02:18 |
Show me a light and I'll scream.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 02:21 |
Need more excitement in your breakfast cereal? Call 1-800-684-3081 and you can smell like the pope for weeks!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 02:24 |
Hand me that vagina.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 02:28 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Need more excitement in your breakfast cereal? Call 1-800-684-3081 and you can smell like the pope for weeks! |
I tried this number and suds started coming out of my cellphone. Turns out the number is if you want to smell like soap for weeks. Needless to say I was disappointed. I mean I have soap.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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