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Magnum Vaeltaja 
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 Posted: April 05 2017 at 15:31 |
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In this moment I am the delectable citrus drip of a well-peeled orange.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 05 2017 at 15:45 |
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In this moment I am the last living descendant of King Louis II
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 05 2017 at 18:11 |
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In this moment I am diverging asymptotically to negative infinity.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 05 2017 at 22:54 |
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In this moment I am using a phone that is full of blood
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 07:02 |
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In this moment I am relieving myself in my pants because there is no where else to go.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 08:12 |
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In this moment I am the complete list of porn sites not owned by jews.
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 08:19 |
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In this moment I am wondering where it all went right.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 08:38 |
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In this moment I am disappearing red smoke near an industrial complex
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 10:18 |
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In this moment I am a propane grille preparing fish and Frisbees.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 10:28 |
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In this moment I am a huge stork waiting to unload a rather large poop on a newly washed car
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 11:17 |
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In this moment I am a subfield that got lost in the middle of a crosswalk.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 11:56 |
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In this moment I am a cleverly hidden clause in a proprietary document.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 12:26 |
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In this moment I am a football in the hands of a cheerleader
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 21:54 |
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In this moment I am a five dollar footlong.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 06 2017 at 22:44 |
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In this moment I am a ruined forest
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 07 2017 at 03:50 |
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In this moment I'm a 13€ bus ticket from Helsinki to Turku on April 30th at 2:55 in the morning.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 07 2017 at 08:00 |
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In this moment I am the one laser that keeps unaligning itself so that the garage door malfunctions.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 07 2017 at 08:22 |
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In this moment I am the meticulous efforts of a skilled labourer.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 07 2017 at 08:38 |
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In this moment I am the lower right quarter of a man being drawn and quartered
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 07 2017 at 14:38 |
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In this moment I am one of Joe Satriani's effects pedals.
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