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progaardvark 
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 Posted: December 13 2018 at 11:59 |
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In this moment I am baffled by a "fossil nuclear thick with arithmetic plungers."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 13 2018 at 19:52 |
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In this moment I am a nudist with an interest in buying a trampoline
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 14 2018 at 06:40 |
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In this moment I am a belt buckle about to plummet into the Jovian atmosphere.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 14 2018 at 14:25 |
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In this moment I am the most memorable guitar riff you know
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67382 |
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Posted: December 19 2018 at 06:03 |
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In this moment I'm forming a racist lynch mob to hunt women and minorities.
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 19 2018 at 08:04 |
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In this moment I am coming unglued from my pleasing lemon bow.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 19 2018 at 08:51 |
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In this moment I'm stored in a cool, dark place.
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 19 2018 at 10:10 |
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In this moment I am in line wondering if I will ever get ham.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 19 2018 at 14:11 |
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In this moment I am the creeping anxiety that makes us all supreme
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 20 2018 at 05:19 |
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In this moment I am an asynchronous hum made by psychologists in a bat play.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 20 2018 at 14:06 |
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In this moment I am taking the fern to the doctor's office for a flu shot
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 21 2018 at 06:02 |
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In this moment I am blinking my eyes so rapidly my eyelids are making sonic booms.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 21 2018 at 12:08 |
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In this moment I am the piece of turkey you will eat that gives you salmonella
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: December 22 2018 at 17:21 |
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In this moment I am watching House and posting in this thread. Not particularly funny but what the hell.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 22 2018 at 17:43 |
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In this moment I am an important piece of information that is being obscured by hatred
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 23 2018 at 03:49 |
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In this moment I'm subject to United States export law and regulations.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 23 2018 at 13:04 |
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In this moment I am all your hopes and dreams being extinguished.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 26 2018 at 07:08 |
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In this moment I'm innocent and unarmed.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 26 2018 at 13:35 |
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In this moment I am a buffet line full of poor people in a rural area of south Carolina.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 31 2018 at 10:17 |
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In this moment I'm a list of scientific discoveries that were later proven wrong using religion.
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