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Man With Hat 
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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 Posted: January 17 2015 at 19:14 |
 ExittheLemming wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
I am the truest anus. |
You can't handle the truth (in certain states after 6pm, restrictions apply)
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It's true. My appendix can't take the stress.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 17 2015 at 23:02 |
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I'm generally surprised you came for dinner.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 18 2015 at 01:26 |
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Falling down the stairs? Call 1-800-056-2373 and get the lemon you always desired!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: January 18 2015 at 03:18 |
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Hairtrigger Face-Paint Anchovies and the Chasm of the Tragically Happy
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 18 2015 at 16:23 |
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No fence equates to love.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: January 18 2015 at 20:20 |
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Oh Wooden Eye?: Bad Jokes Made Worse
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: January 18 2015 at 22:27 |
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Real Men Don't Eat Steak: Contemporary Mores of Machotude
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 18 2015 at 22:43 |
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I slit my wrists with green beans.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 00:44 |
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I'm mentally prepared for seven heart attacks.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 01:28 |
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The old pigeon man reeked of greengages.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 01:33 |
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#1 hits of the 10s #4805: Tough Times For Pimps (Magic Action) - Tololo J-Zoers & Rhymes Martinez (Featuring Lola, Caprice, & Smitty Smitt)
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 02:14 |
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Mel Ting & His Both-Ends Candles
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67386
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 04:47 |
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It's easy to love yourself when you can afford electricity.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 05:17 |
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^ throw in a film crew, a sympathetic narcissist, shedloads of cash and the selflessness of a day tripper Viking and we've got ourselves a self fulfilling prophecy
Edited by ExittheLemming - January 19 2015 at 05:22
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67386
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 08:53 |
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49151
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 12:10 |
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In anticipation of the National Archives declassifying all its files on the "crabcake sandwich" on the moon, Arnold started a shopping cart collection.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 16:24 |
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A line drawn in a semicircle.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 17:25 |
Why must the Jews be the first to die?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 19:45 |
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Ineffective slogans for Coffee Shops #41: Starbucks...come in, find your penis!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: January 19 2015 at 21:14 |
progaardvark wrote:
In anticipation of the National Archives declassifying all its files on the "crabcake sandwich" on the moon, Arnold started a shopping cart collection. |
This is wonderful news-- I love crabcake sandwiches and guys named Arnold.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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