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TCat 
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 Posted: July 03 2019 at 12:44 |
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In this moment the bells are ringing, ringing, ringing, while the hellish choirs are singing of days gone by when crab grass was the worst problem a person could handle in a single day.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 03 2019 at 16:35 |
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In this moment I am eating gum that I found under a desk in a high school
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: July 03 2019 at 17:37 |
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In this moment the police are arresting the high school desk gum stealer with no pants. Film at 11.
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Jaketejas
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Posted: July 03 2019 at 17:50 |
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In this moment I am hunkered down with my pets like in the Alamo, sprinkler system timed/ready and cameras set, awaiting my neighbors' biannual fireworks barrage. "Come and take it!!! Remember the Alamo!!!"
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 03 2019 at 18:15 |
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In this moment I am taking over another man's body with my mind
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 09 2019 at 13:32 |
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In this moment I am inventing a new language so we can speak more easily
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 10 2019 at 05:24 |
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In this moment I am using a shower curtain because there isn't any more toilet paper.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 10 2019 at 12:42 |
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In this moment I am a group of Indians working against a common cause for an undisturbable glory.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: July 10 2019 at 19:11 |
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In this moment the crotch of my pants ripped and nobody even noticed.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 10 2019 at 19:45 |
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In this moment I am the next 18 tons of pollution that will spill into Americas waterways.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 11 2019 at 05:52 |
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In this moment I am a large bag of W-keys found buried in the White House lawn.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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TCat
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Posted: July 11 2019 at 10:44 |
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In this moment millionaires are booking flights to the moon (someone told them it was part of Mars) while millions on Earth are starving, the atmosphere is disappearing, and I'm opening a can of beans.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 11 2019 at 13:08 |
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In this moment I am taking drugs to make things seem better
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 12 2019 at 01:02 |
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In this moment I'm being held as hostage.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 12 2019 at 01:49 |
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In this moment I am taking my hands and using them to be a pair of hands
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 15 2019 at 08:06 |
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In this moment I am applying my knowledge of the Persian Gulf region to solve a tricky sillcock clog.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 15 2019 at 14:22 |
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In this moment I am the 393rd baseball that was hit by barry bonds.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 16 2019 at 06:11 |
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In this moment I am several collections of laws concerning roadside curb placement.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 16 2019 at 15:11 |
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In this moment I am a fog horn that makes you uncomfortable in the middle of the night
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 17 2019 at 06:14 |
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In this moment I am the presence of unleaded gasoline in a play about teddy bears.
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