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progaardvark 
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 Posted: February 12 2020 at 10:54 |
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In this moment I am a rear-view mirror that's also a time machine and a pair of pants.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 14:26 |
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In this moment I am the loose pubic hair on the seat on the bus you take to work
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 16:02 |
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In this moment I am predicated upon prior presumptions previously promoted.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 16:26 |
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In this moment I am cut off from the rest of the world.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 13 2020 at 10:15 |
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In this moment I am a glass of apple juice which is also a load-bearing wall and a satellite of Saturn.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 13 2020 at 13:51 |
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In this moment I am the drugs I need to keep sane
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 06:45 |
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In this moment I am being doubled before an uh-oh appears.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 14 2020 at 14:06 |
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In this moment I am the hair dye of a young girl that will make the world think she is homosexual
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 16:34 |
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In this moment I am a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 15 2020 at 17:01 |
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In this moment I am a foreign agent of great power and persuasion
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 17 2020 at 11:28 |
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In this moment I am a dash of sofa cushion dust.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 17 2020 at 12:31 |
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In this moment I am a glorious guitar solo that is fading out as the song ends
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 18 2020 at 06:13 |
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In this moment I am the breeze that's passing through the windows of a car to air out a really bad fart.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 18 2020 at 12:35 |
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In this moment I am the contraceptive malfunction that will ruin a romantic encounter in three weeks time
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Posted: February 18 2020 at 22:38 |
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In this moment I am a partial subset.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Posted: February 18 2020 at 22:41 |
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In this moment I am the co-author of a recent yellow sticky note.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 18 2020 at 23:32 |
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In this moment I am hiding pornography inside the treasure chest
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 19 2020 at 07:12 |
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In this moment I am in between four tom-toms at the same time.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 19 2020 at 09:54 |
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In this moment I am speaking in tongues to avoid persecution by the true believers.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 19 2020 at 10:14 |
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In this moment I am a swarm of styrofoam peanuts attacking a remote swing set in the middle of the desert.
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