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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48926
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 09:04 |
Gertrude could tell the minute she walked through the front door that the only thing Eddie did all day was fart.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48926
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 09:06 |
Grass and Flatulence: The Adventures of Cosmic Eddie and the Cows of Ontario
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48926
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 09:09 |
After a long day pushing papers around, Doris likes to unwind by pouring a can of ginger ale in the middle of the kitchen table and roll marbles through it.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 14:54 |
I ship toads to the Antarctic.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 15:27 |
A bucket of dung a day keeps the avalanches focused in Switzerland.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 20:38 |
What color is your orange?
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64551
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 21:16 |
Doomed Business Ventures #152 - Learn to Play Piano in Twenty-Seven Years
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64551
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 21:17 |
The Food of the Dogs: H.G. Wells On Pet Nutrition
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 22:39 |
Shove a dumpling in your mouth.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: February 27 2015 at 23:17 |
HackettFan wrote:
What color is your orange? |
It's not the same colour as my apricot
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64551
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 00:46 |
Rectum Whisperers of Old Nevada: A Retrospective in Ass
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 00:58 |
Touchstones of 1800s pornography.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 02:03 |
Feel your inner trombone.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 02:09 |
Science can't explain why your dumb.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64551
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 02:37 |
Despite appearances, Rod Serling was a huge clotheshorse.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 12:11 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
What color is your orange? |
It's not the same colour as my apricot
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Which one makes better gravy?
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 12:13 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Science can't explain why your dumb. |
Dumb is as dumb does.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 14:28 |
Unattributed remarks about Randy Newman's Penis #14: "I didn't realize it would be so small."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 14:39 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Science can't explain why your dumb. | Dumb is as dumb does. |
People shouldn't pretend there is a band-aid inside your surgical wounds.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: February 28 2015 at 15:09 |
Unattributed remarks about Randy Newman's Penis #15: "You want fries with that?"
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