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Points: 24019 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 04:37
Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Originally posted by Nogbad_The_Bad Nogbad_The_Bad wrote:


Originally posted by zappaholic zappaholic wrote:

Whatever happened to Occam's Razor?

He was murdered by the KGB.


Occam was abducted by aliens, along with his f***ing razor


I hope no one thought my previous post on this thread was serious...



Occam's razor is still in use, even after almost seven centuries. But I don't want to put in what's left of my crown as a physical evidence.

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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 06:16
Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

Jim Morrison was murdered by the KGB. He had been an undercover Soviet agent who was part of a Kremlin initiative to undermine the moral fibre of America's youth. In 1969 he became uneasy with this role, and also found it difficult to maintain the pretence that he was a habitual drunk and cocaine addict, as had been the instructions of his Soviet handlers. He had an epiphany after an 'unspecified UFO encounter' in Montana and became an outspoken anti communist writer working under the pseudonym Patrick Buchannon. For his treachery he was drowned in a bath tub in a paris Hotel by a hooker, who he picked up on a night out, who turned out to be a KGB 'hitman' who had been tailing him since 1967. An exhibition of his poetry two years later in Paris was cancelled at the last minute amid rumours that it had all been written by the Soviet premiers 17 year old daughter, herself a secret acid freak.

It's also believed that Sid Vicious was killed by Labour party insiders in 1978 after having declared his intention to join the party and modernise it from the inside out to embrace neo-liberal economics and to dismantle the trade unions. He had circulated a document among some party sympathisers in late 1977 entitled "New Labour. A new beginning"






I bloody knew it!

Originally posted by Kurt Kobain Kurt Kobain wrote:

Actually guys it was the CIA assassin's body they found - I got out & now run a nice little tea shop in Abergavenny

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Points: 19957 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 07:04
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:


Originally posted by Kurt Kobain Kurt Kobain wrote:

Actually guys it was the CIA assassin's body they found - I got out & now run a nice little tea shop in Abergavenny
 
I thought that guy looked familiar. The scones were crap though.
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 07:26
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:


Originally posted by Kurt Kobain Kurt Kobain wrote:

Actually guys it was the CIA assassin's body they found - I got out & now run a nice little tea shop in Abergavenny
 
I thought that guy looked familiar. The scones were crap though.
What did they smell like?
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Points: 17995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 10:33
The important thing to draw from this thread is that Svetonio believes everything he reads on the internet.
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Points: 11415 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 10:39
Ergo he believes you are a sentient being
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Points: 10213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 10:40
Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

The important thing to draw from this thread is that Svetonio believes everything he reads on the internet.





Of course, man! By the way I especially believe that 10cc was influential to progressive rock bands.
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Points: 23098 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 10:49
Kurt had been heading for an early grave looooong before he finally snuffed it. 
Is it really that hard to believe that he killed himself? A junkie with unbearable stomach aches, two previous suicide attempts, completely unable to cope with the media and what they'd made him into ie spokesperson for an entire generation of 'Grunge' fans, as well as having a crazy dame on his side in Courtney Love.... 

Anyway, just read the lyrics to the In Utero album, and you'll see a man on the very edge just waiting for a nudge.
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 10:56
Originally posted by Svetonio Svetonio wrote:

Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

The important thing to draw from this thread is that Svetonio believes everything he reads on the internet.





Of course, man! By the way I especially believe that 10cc was influential to progressive rock bands.
Really? Where on Earth did you read that? 
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 11:21
Kurt Kobain told him over a cup of Earl Grey & a bun

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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 11:23
Originally posted by Guldbamsen Guldbamsen wrote:

Anyway, just read the lyrics to the In Utero album, and you'll see a man on the very edge just waiting for a nudge complete nob


Fixed... sorry

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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 11:42
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

The only guy actually murdered in this entire thread. 
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Points: 5482 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 11:43
Yes. It's unfathomable that a guy who wrote a song called "I Hate Myself And Want To Die" would commit suicide.
Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 11:53
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

The only guy actually murdered in this entire thread. 


Apparently not. He died from twenty three stab wounds – two to the head, five to the neck, and sixteen to the back. The worse case of suicide the Oslo police had ever seen. 
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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 11:56
Well yes, someone has to start that reverse conspiracy thread. "Euronymus wasn't killed, he committed suicide!"
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Points: 17995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 13:48
was Kurt Cobain the guy from Alice in Chains, or Primus?
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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 13:58
Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

was Kurt Cobain the guy from Alice in Chains, or Primus?
No you grunge-non-connoisseur that was Layne Claypool. Tongue
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Points: 19957 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 14:11
Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

The important thing to draw from this thread is that Svetonio believes everything he reads on the internet.


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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 15:15
Lincoln didn't say that you gullible person. 

It was Gutenberg. 
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Points: 64551 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2014 at 22:13
^ Steve Gutenberg?  I didn't think he was that bright.
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