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Bad colander ideas #9: Three dead bluejays

Well yeah, you need at least five dead bluejays before you can strain anything effectively.  Now if you had three titmice, that'd be a whole other story my bulbous comrade.
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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Bad colander ideas #9: Three dead bluejays

Well yeah, you need at least five dead bluejays before you can strain anything effectively.  Now if you had three titmice, that'd be a whole other story my bulbous comrade.




I can only collect even numbers of dead titmice. 
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