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Posted: March 24 2015 at 01:24

A dripping faucet is always a euphemism.

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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 02:37

Requiem for a Fajita

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 04:18

Nuns Or Butter: The Coming Politico-Agricultural Showdown

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 05:01

Owls, Oleander, Oils, Ointments and Other High-Fantasy Bullsh*t

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 05:44

Atavachron wrote:

Nuns Or Butter: The Coming Politico-Agricultural Showdown

I can't believe it's not nuns.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 06:31

Mashed-Hop: The Snoop Dog Interviews with Alan Alda

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 06:36

Mr. Thompson somehow managed to hiccup, sneeze, burp, fart, poop, and pee at the same time. Mrs. Thompson pretended she didn't know Mr. Thompson.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 06:41

Gluing basketballs to Mr. Carson's Rolls Royce is as good as it gets.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 07:16

It's been a while since your last action.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 09:48

Rejected Titles for Celebrity Personal Trainer Autobiographies # 77: Behind the Sweaty Leggings

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 14:02

My left elbow is a coffee table.

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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 15:06

The Ding-Dong Antichrist.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 15:15

Unusual fortune cookie sayings #83: "Do without arms and always fly, do without legs and surely die."

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 20:22

You're always finding God in pudding.

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 20:37

ExittheLemming wrote:

Atavachron wrote:

Nuns Or Butter: The Coming Politico-Agricultural Showdown

I can't believe it's not nuns.

A strictly over-forty joke if ever there was one.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 21:22

He was ripe with kidneys alright.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 22:30

Throw a shoe! Throw a shoe!

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 24 2015 at 23:54

Bad calendar ideas #18: The Faces Of Russian Tzars Drawn On Pastel Dildos

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 25 2015 at 00:41

The psychiatrist sporting an eye patch was searching for buried pleasure.

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Posted: March 25 2015 at 00:45

I leave you with light on your retina.

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